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Comedy relief console
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Splatoon 2 and Mario Odessey will be better games than USUM. It's honestly prett funny that people on the board are happy with just a 3DS.
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>>32708521
agreed.
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>>32708540
Go buy those games. Still a shit system

3ds is here too stay.
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>>32708540
>Ten Nintendo points deposited to your Nintendo account
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So it's the Rowlet of Nintendo consoles?
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>>32708605
yeah and it evolves into decidueye, the saddest starter of the bunch
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>>32708540
You paid $400 for Breath of the Wild and the hope that one day your console will be good.
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>>32708559
It'll be dead in a year.
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>>32708540
>Splatoon
>Good
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>>32708718
But it is though. More fun than I've had with Pokemon recently, anyway.
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>>32708521
Agreed, that's why owlshit is on Pokken DX
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>>32708696
Yeah, sure, they are going to release N2DSXL just for it being dead in a year.
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>>32708723
its literally the only game i bought and couldnt play for longer than 1 hour without being bored as fuck
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>>32708744
Yep. Just like how they released the DSi XL only to release the 3DS a year later.
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>>32708540
>no Pokémon
>FE Warriors turned out shit
>don't care for open world shit or competitiveshit
Mario Odyssey better be some fucking earth-shattering Game of the Century contender if they want me to buy their fucking tablet.
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>>32708521
>>>/v/
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>>32708882
>no Pokemon

:^)
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>>32708718
Splatoon is fucking great. Best game on wii u hands down. And probably going to be the best game on the switch in 2017.
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>>32708988
>best game on wii u

Like that was hard to accomplish.
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>>32708521
Did you say this about the 3DS in 2012?
Did you say this about the DS in 2005?
Did you say this about the GBA in 2001?
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>>32708521

Black 2 and White 2 are on DS and not 3DS

I guess the 3DS is a failure now
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>>32708521
the switch is everything the wii u was suppose to be. that being said, if i were to get one it'd be more of a novelty than say a ps4.
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>>32709767
>more of a novelty than say a ps4
>than say a ps4
Really?
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>>32708744
>>32708860
Gameboy Micro
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>>32708540
switch is a home console that can turn into a handheld.

please stop this switch is a handheld meme.
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>>32709793
>that can turn into a handheld.
Except it can't.
At the end of the day it's just a glorified WiiU pad you can take slightly longer distances but nowhere of note due to shit battery/build quality.
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Switch is a pretty good handheld console
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>>32708521
Honestly it's really not worth it, at least for me. Yeah sure Mario Odessey, Pokken Port and TBOIA+ and TEIN ports are cool and all... but most of those are just ports. And it's gonna take some times till Pokken and Odessey even come out. The switch just needs more titles to be worth it for me, especially non third party ones. There's already enough third party games released and there's even more to come.
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>>32709805
>slightly longer distances
nigger you can take it wherever you want, its battery life is just as bad as the 3DS, get a battery pack you poorfag
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>>32708695
>good looking shooter game
>best Mario game since Sunshine
>best Zelda game since OoT
>LOL YOUR CONSOLE IS SHIT HAHA
$10 have been deposited in your PSN account
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>>32709874
I think you meant best Mario game since Galaxy 2.
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>>32709896
Galaxy games were shit my friend, 3D World were leaps and bounds better than them
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>>32709896
>>32709909
Both of you are wrong. The best 3D Mario game is all of them.]
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>>32708540
Damage control protocol initiated
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>>32709874
>best Mario game since Sunshine
Man, you're running too fast. We still don't know shit about it. I hope it will be, but let's wait.

>>32709909
>3D world
>better than anything
nope.
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>>32709952
3D World is definitely better than Sunshine
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>>32709966
Kek, definitely not
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You people will be the first to suck Switch's dick the moment gen 8 is announced on it.
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>>32710009
Except it wont be you delusional brick owner. It's not the successor to the 3ds. There will be a new ds soon, probably without 3d, and no you retard I dont mean the 2ds I mean a brand new line.

Continue trying to justify your 400 dollar zelda port box.
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>>32710066
im gonna enjoy arms and splat was well, so im having fun. was probably gonna buy it at some point anyway but now i get to play games as they come out instead of years later.

also $400 what? the console costs $300
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>>32710115
both shit shovelware games. splatoon was not a success
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>>32709805
Breath of the Wild lasts as long as Sun and Moon do on a regular 3DS. Pretty embarrassing consider Zelda was a launch game and Sun and Moon came out years into the consoles life
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>>32709952
Galaxy and Galaxy 2 were the worst games for 2 reasons
1. the MUH PLANETS LOL concept was objectively shit
2. the Wii was a shitty console

3D world was decently flawed but at least it didn't try to be something and fail miserably.
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Switch worth for zelda botw, "mario odessey" and (mario kart 8/arms/splatoon 2/"pokken"/more competitive games )
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>>32710143
>two games created specifically for the console are shovelware
That's... literally not what that word means.
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>>32710143
>Splatoon was not a success

Tell that to Japan. Splatoon is going to do exteamly well this year not that it's not on a console no one bought.
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>>32709952
3D world is the best 3D Mario. Would honestly prefer never having to play as Mario in a Mario game ever again.
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>>32710209
the gta mario looks good on switch
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>>32710175
shovelware = shit games shovelled out like shit

strip the squid meme and the le ramen arms snd that's all they are. they will be forgetten because they're garbage
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>>32710307
and yet still neither of those fit your definition. you seem pretty butthurt, lemme guess, you got poor rankings in the testfires and testpunches?
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>>32710143
>splatoon is not a success
Wii U only sold 12 million consoles, and splatoon sold 8 million. Thats pretty damn successful
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>>32710307
shov·el·ware
ˈSHəvəlwer
noun [COMPUTING]
Software or online content that has been added to a CD or placed on the Internet without having been altered so as to suit the new medium.
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>>32709737
>comparing handhelds to a home console.
>>32709852
Try owning one before you say that
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>>32709737

Each gens launch offerings and droughts get worse.

I dont know why you think thats a valid comparison, because it isnt.
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>>32710153
>Breath of the Wild lasts as long as Sun and Moon do on a regular 3DS.

Tell me your secrets, Wizard.
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>>32708521
>>32708557
>>32708559
>>32708560
>>32708695
>>32708696
>>32708718
>>32708764
>>32708882
>>32709909
>>32709929
>>32709996
>>32710066
>>32710143
>>32710154
>>32710307

>I don't personally like THING...
>therefore, THING is objectively bad...
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Are you going to throw a tantrum when Gen 8 is Switch exclusive?
Because this is exactly what happened with B2W2.
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It won't be once we get a battle simulator.
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>>32708984
>no Lopunny
Better be a hidden character.
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>>32708744
https://mynintendonews.com/2017/04/29/reggie-says-nintendo-will-support-the-3ds-into-2018/

After 2018, the 3DS is done. It had a good run. But 2018 will see the release of the upgrade Strange Journey and Radiant Historia ports. It was the DS and PSP merged into one super handheld. Did you know you can replace the New 3DS nub with the PSP analog slider? The PSP analog slider and the New 3DS c-stick have the same hole type. It makes Monster Hunter, MGS, and Resident Evil a dream to play!
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Whats the point in buying a Nintendo Switch if Pokemon isnt there?People will just continue playing on the 3ds and the cycle of the latest console selling like ass continues.

Its as if Nintendo is employed by literal retards
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>>32711158
The DS to 3DS upgrade was different because it was handheld to handheld.
3DS to Switch is going to be a lot of bitching because they've done away with handheld functions to shill pokemon on a home console.
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>>32709686
>Bayonetta 1+2
>Wonderful 101
>Dong Freeze
>Smash 4
>Xenoblade X
>Mario 3D World
>Pikmin 3
>Breath of the fucking Wild
The WiiU has a small library, but these are great games.
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>>32711586
Nintendo home consoles don't, historically, have mainline pokemon games.
People need to cool their tits.
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>>32711611
Nintendo Land was also surprisingly good, and difficult in the latter stages. How a Mii game ended up like that is beyond me.
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>>32708540
>More affordable
>Great range of good cheaper games
Realistically if the Switch becomes cheaper to produce and better you can expect your switch games, I would love a game similar to Pokemon Coloseum, but not on a subpar expensive home console
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>>32710921
Not him, but it really depends on how you play it. The game makes it very clear that you can challenge the Calamity Ganon within the first few hours or you can do all the story stuff and undergo a long andventure. I hate how open world games give you the illusion of freedom by putting you in an open world, but restricting you to a main campaign like in FFXV.

BotW gives you true freedom and the length of the game is wholly dependent on how you play games. It has enough content to last hundreds of hours, but it gives you the tools to beat it in three.
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>>32711586
3DS survived with no Pokemon game for a year or two, if the Switch is to die that easily without a rushed port of Pokemon then what does that say about the Switch?
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>>32711741
but thats what happened with the 3ds , thanks to iwata doing a quick 180 with a price drop and rushing XY the following year , the 3ds was saved.

The 3DS was on the path of becoming a wii u
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>>32711631
That was old gamefreaks mentality but they are dead now

anything is possible now
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>>32711594
Switch is portable
It has local wireless.

It is a handheld
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This thread SCREAMS "I only play Pokemon"
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>>32712408
I notice this to be the case a lot on /vp/.
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>>32712408
>>32712417
I only buy nintendo systems for Pokemon. Ps4 is much better. So yeah switch sucks
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>>32712429
>Ps4 is much better
theres that meme again
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>>32710934
Except it is objectively bad.
>Struggles with framerate issues
>Bland menu design
>Paid online that you have to use your smartphone, assuming you have one, to access 90% of features
>Mediocre battery life for a portable console, which it's advertised as being
>Charger slot is on the "bottom" of the system, meaning that it can't charge while it's in the dock
>The dock itself is just a glorified HDMI cable that scratches the screen
>Controllers break/wear down extremely easily despite costing 70 bucks a pair
>Joycons are tiny and poorly designed
And that's not even mentioning the abysmal library, which is pretty much exclusively ports and mediocre shit. The only decent new games coming out for the system within the first year are ARMS and Mario Odyssey (which we know extremely little about).
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And yet the Switch is poised to have the success that the original Wii had, sales-wise. You still cannot find the fucking things and stores are so inundated with demand that they expect it will be another year before you can walk in and find one laying around.

Not even a shill, these are just facts.

That said, I don't have any reason to buy one right now myself.
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>>32712484
Oh yeah, another flaw I forgot:
>Extremely poor wireless connectivity on a system that relies extremely heavily on wireless connectivity to even function
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>>32712494
No way it's gonna be Wii level big. Video game popularity has taken noise dive in past 10 years. With mobile games.

Everyone had a fucking wii
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>>32712494
It baffles me to no end how the Switch is so successful. It's such a flawed piece of hardware with so few games on it, most of which are just ports of Wii U games. Not to mention the peripherals are expensive as hell, which is bad news for a console advertised as being portable and also having children be the main market for it (because, despite what Nintendo thinks, hip young adults aren't buying this thing).
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>>32712525
botw is a killer app
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>>32712544
But it's not. It's easy, it's short, it's vast and empty...

But, normies eat up the "open world" meme, and absolutely ADORE Zelda to the point where they'll buy anything with the name on it. I still can't believe that Zelda is the sole reason for it's success, but... there isn't any other explanation, I guess.
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>>32708540
>Splatoon
>good
>trying to justify his dumb $400 purchase
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>>32708521
Did people really expect Pokemon games to be announced 3 months in? Only like 3 million people have it. Would be a total waste and a blunder since they literally are incapable of producing more Switches because of Apple fighting for parts. They will release it when the hype dies down in like a year or two just like they did with the 3DS.
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>>32712571
i put 200 hours into it, and will easily put more when the dlc arrives. just because the game can be beaten in a couple hours does not mean people want to, or are going to.

>and absolutely ADORE Zelda to the point where they'll buy anything with the name on it.
piss off, tri force heroes was absolute trash and i wouldve never gotten it had i not received it as a gift. skyward sword is also hit and miss for a lot of people, as are the ds zelda games.

>>32712574
>$400
do you live in australia or something?
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>>32712513
>>32712525

SOMEHOW the Switch managed to sell roughly just as many consoles within the first month as the Wii and Wii U, DESPITE that the Switch is the only one of the three to be released OUTSIDE HOLIDAY SEASON.

HOW it managed that is beyond human understanding. And by those statistics it's actually set to EXCEED the Wii.
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>>32712525
>and also having children be the main market for it
Since when? All the ads feature Adults playing the system and the only ones with kids i can remember was the extended Super Bowl Spot and that was for like 20 seconds. All the billboards and posters and television commercials feature adults.
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>>32708540
That's not saying much. Sun and Moon were complete shit, and USUM will be just as bad but with even more cutscenes and edgier box legends.

Splatoon 2 seems fine, but it's gonna be the same situation as Splatoon; it'll be fun for a while, but once you've seen all the maps and used all the weapons, it'll get boring and you'll be tired of playing with all the little kids who don't understand the game and just ignore the objective.

And we don't know anything about Mario Odyssey; it looks pretty, but it may be short, it may be too easy, and so on. It's been a long time since we've had a really great Mario game, and especially with modern Nintendo, I don't hold much faith.

Also, the 3DS has a great library. It's been around for ages, I really doubt it's going anywhere, and I ESPECIALLY doubt the Switch is gonna replace it.
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>>32712408
>people on the pokmeon board only play pokemon

news at 11
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>>32708521
i want to fuck the switch dog
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>>32712484

>Objectively bad

It's objectively extremely successful.
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>>32710115
>also $400 what? the console costs $300
Not OP, but I've only seen them online for $400 and they're all sold out in my area
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Who else PC and Sony and only buys Nintendo's shitware for Pokemon here?
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>>32712635
>Th-The ads don't have kids in it!
So? Just because the ads don't have kids in it doesn't mean kids are going to suddenly think it's an adult console and that they can't have it. Sure, some young adults may be stupid enough to think that just because Nintendo paid older actors to pretend to enjoy their console that it's directed to older people, but that doesn't mean Nintendo's usual audience will just ignore it and walk away.
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>>32712484
You don't know what "objectively" means. Also, most of your points are either opinions, or just flat-out wrong.
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>>32712665
Me. Pokemon all I played was a kid
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>>32712623
So what you're saying is that you have shit taste and love playing a boring empty game with no challenge. Sounds like a normal Zelda fan to me.
>Piss off, I didn't like a Zelda game.
I meant normies, not every Zelda fan.
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>>32712699
thats apparently what happened with the Wii and Wii U.There were no ads with "gaymers" and responsible adults so these same people interpreted this as not being tarted towards them
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>>32712651
I never said it wasn't.

It doesn't make any sense and it makes me sad that something so shitty can be so successful, but it is objectively successful.
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>>32712484
>meaning you can't charge while it's on the dock

(You) almost got me, nice bait.
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>>32712665
After Sun and Moon, I've given up on Pokemon. How anyone can defend this generation is baffling.

I'm just here for the shitposting now.
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>>32712721
see >>32710934
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>>32712741
im giving up too

USM is going to be trainwreck if Sun and Moon are anything to go by, you cant fix a game with an already shit base
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>>32710143
>I have no idea what shovelware means
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>>32712721
not everything has to be adhd dark souls-level of tough 24/7, and i played it to explore and have fun. it was tough in the beginning and easy towards the end. only gripe i have is that boss difficulty doesnt scale, so the final boss is easier by completing the game, and he's already easy. but that's really minor.

otherwise it was quite enjoyable and i had a lot of fun with it. sorry that youre too jaded to see it that way.
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>>32710307
>>32708696

>what I say is objective fact even though literally every factor possible says otherwise
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>>32708695
>>32712525

People said a similar thing about the 3DS at launch and look where it is now.
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>>32708695
To be fair, given the amount of time I've put into Breath of the Wild, that does mean I've spent less than $3 an hour on my entertainment.
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>>32712980
3ds was wii u tier though.

Nintendo wasnt going to let its bread and butter(handhelds) die.They no longer give a shit about consoles anymore, the switch has zero assurance of a safe future
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>>32712757
It worked for Platinum.
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>>32712757
worked for emerald
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>>32712757

Worked for BW2
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>>32712757
Worked for XY
Oh wait
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>>32708521
For those who wonders why /v/ is a bad board, this thread is an example.
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>>32708521
I dunno, I like mine.

Looking forward to more support, though. Arms and Splatoon 2 will be a nice start.
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>>32708718
It's called a opinion, anon. You find Splatoon boring, I find it addicting.
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>>32713644
This
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>>32708540
>Paying to play online
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>>32708984
Is it fucking 2- player????
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>>32713729
Being to poor to afford 20$ a year
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>>32713729
>Not knowing we get free online until 2018
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>>32713729
>he doesn't know we get to pay 20$ for a YEAR online
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>>32713076
Diamond pearl were underrated , good game sin thier own right

>>32713501
Ruby sapp were sub optimal but far from an unplayable mess like how ORAS and SM are

>>32713580
The entirety of Gen V was polarizing ,its either the best or the worst depending on who you ask
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>>32713757
>justifying corporate jewry

they got you good , then again you have to be a dumbass if you are still buying neo GF games
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Ok. Trolling aside. Is the Switch really THAT bad? Or are just being contrarians for the sake of contrarians?
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>>32713876
>neo gf games
Who?
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>>32713876
>they got you good
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>>32713876
It's still alot better than spending 60$ for online
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>>32713916
>eating shit is better than eating clumped up diarrhea

shit is shit , have some standards kid
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>>32713876
Are you exposing your self how poor you are?
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>>32713935
>>32713905
>>32713916
Lmao no wonder gamefreak and Nintendo is getting away with these atrocities you faggots are willing to pay for anything

Have some restraint then maybe we will actually get another good pokemon game again
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>>32708540
Splatoon is fucking garbage
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>>32713931
are you trying to be a channer wannabe?
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>>32713953
Something tells me your baiting/grasping the straws here
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>>32713879
I'm honestly just going to wait until I think they've solved the "scratch the handheld while taking it out of the cradle" issue.
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>>32713953
People can waste their money however they want
What are you trying to do here
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>>32713879
>game console with literally no games and ports

you figure it out chief
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>>32713992
$5 screen protector solves that real quick.
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>>32714007
>encouraging people to not pay for shit in order to receive better quality content is bad
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>>32714024
But you can't stop them
If they want to use their good boy points towards a crappy game instead of tendies, you're no worse off for it
Just laugh at them in the knowing that your tastes are superior
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>>32714007
I think he's trying to fit in
plus, it's not like spending 20$ will be the end of my dignity
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>>32714043
How's that whole $5 for Bank going on?
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>>32714024
You do realize we get free online until 2018? Nintendo just announce that.
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>>32714043
im just salty since i used to be a diehard pokemon fan but after the last few releases it manged to turn a fanboy like me against them.

I just dont want the series to crap out completely which it probably will with the way things are going.

Guess i shouldnt even play vidya anymore
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>>32714053
>Implying I play the new games
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>>32714007
we arnt talking about the right dumbass its the principle.

Are all you poke autists this dense?
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>>32714069
So why are you here then, palhoncho?
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>>32714065
I get ya completely
It's just the ongoing trend that video game production is taking as demographics change; many games are only going to get more and more casualized and formulaic and routine, and not just in Pokémon either
But there's nothing we can do about that either
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>>32714093
The porn
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>>32714043
>you're no worse off for it
we are though.Look at what happened to CoD fans who dint like the new changed the devs brought fourth,They literally killed the series because of their greed and consumer ignorance

Pokemon is well on its way to the same path
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>>32714111
It's been years since the Pokemon board was red. Go to >>>/h/ for that.
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>>32713822
>we can get anally raped for free in the meantime

LOL you guys are something i tell you that
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>>32714102
Ah yes, your one of "those" gamers aren't you. Welp! Where's that bug eye dino gal with those plugs that said "opinion" and the other box said "disregard"?
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>>32714114
And what are you going to do about it?
Fruitlessly reeducating a few idiots on a chinese painting sharing board isn't going to cause a swing in the industry
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>>32714134
>ignoring the fact that those same opinions may influence the development of future titles

we arnt in the 90s kid the game industry has changed
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>>32714134
You need to pay more attention to how game development is changing
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>>32714024

But paying for online will equal better quality online service. It's really quite simple.
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>>32714187
Theres no guarantee of that

PSN still shits itself every other week , compare it to steam a totally free service.

it just sets a bad precedent , in the future we might have to pay a fucking fee to transfer pokemon at the cost of "convenience"
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>>32708521
I'll be getting it when Pokken comes out. Mainline Pokemon will follow eventually.
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>>32714162
And what games that have been casualized over the years?
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>>32714320
hes the right

the series that this very board is dedicated too has been casualized to shit.

one of the biggest criticism about ORAS was its difficulty, catch rates are ridiculous high (default only runs are stupid easy), legends are pretty much given to you , poor trainer variety ,poor tactics the list goes on
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>>32712665
me
but i'm working on making my own monster collecting game right now.
but sm pretty much killed it for me unless for some reason they come out with a pokemon game thats going down the opposite path sm went down.
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>>32714340
I meant OTHER games not pokemon. What other games that have been casualized? Dead rising 4 or what?
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>>32714187
>But paying for online will equal better quality online service.

Ideally, yes. But we both know there's zero way to actually know that this is the case. The Switch's online service is great right now and it's totally free.
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>>32714340
>catch rates are ridiculous high
>legends are pretty much given to you

You're thinking of XY, not ORAS. Catch rates, especially for legendaries, were higher in ORAS than they were in the last few games.
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>>32714527
Whoops, catch rates were LOWER, not higher.
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>>32713879
You use the main gimmick even less than you did in the wii u, and we don't even have the first, first part exclusive yet.
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>>32713879
The Switch itself is fine, the library is just really barebones at this point. There's still no essential Switch exclusives.
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People in denial that the switch isn't a handheld.

Are you brain dead? Or still born?

The switch is much as a handheld as the 3ds. In fact it does every thing the 3ds can but even better.

Defending a piece of shit (3ds) in 2017 is funny.
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>>32714857
are you thick? the switch is a home console with portable qualities. why you switch shitters ever thought a main series game would come to it is beyond me
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>>32714857
>>32714885
Congrats anons!
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>>32714857
>>32714885
make sure you invite /vp/ to your wedding!
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>>32714885
Something that you can hold in your hands (with its own battery and computing unit) is a handheld. You dumb ass bitch.

Is your Smartphone a desktop? Since you can plug and view it on tv or monitor?
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>>32712484
This is proof that the people "complaining" haven't touched the system
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>>32712624
>might actually cross 6m before the holiday season
>it might make half of the Wii U's sales in less than a year
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>>32710831
Splatoon sold about 5m.
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>>32714512
ANy FPS (Halo,Counter Strike,Battlefiled) Most adventure games(Tomb Raider, Elder Scrolls) any ubisoft game , any EA game , any Nintendo game in the past 7 years
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>post yfw next mainline entry comes out on mobile and Shitchfags are cucked forever
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>>32714209
>in the future we might have to pay a fucking fee to transfer pokemon at the cost of "convenience"
Seriously though bank is a far better alternative than buying a whole new system.
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>>32715098
Why would they be getting cucked?
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>>32708661
>yeah and it evolves into decidueye, the saddest starter of the bunch
So why is it the only Alola starter to get in Pokken as a playable character?
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>>32713732
Yes. Splitscreen multiplayer is supported.
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>>32711777
>That was old gamefreaks mentality but they are dead now

But Gamefreak is still making mainline games. How's "new" Gamefreak different from "old" Gamefreak? And when did they become "new" Gamefreak anyway?
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>>32714857
And a PS2 can do everything a Switch can do but better, and for cheaper
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>>32715360
i can take my ps2 and play it anywhere i want without having to lug around a monitor and the console itself?
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>>32715498
I suppose being a handheld like the 3DS is enough to make up for a shitty overpriced home console
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>>32715510
>$299 is now considered the new "overpriced"
>the original price for the PS4 was $399
>the original price for the Xbone was $499 and didn't become $399 for a full year
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>>32715547
yeah but they got better hardware at the time
and still do
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>>32715270
Yeah, I keep hearing anons saying about neo-gamefreak all of a sudden
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>>32712484
How did /v/ get in here?
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>>32715554
and no games for a couple of years
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>>32715547
PS3 was $599 at launch DANKNESSES
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>mfw all the 3ds babs are probably pirates who are buttblasted they actually have to pay for something for once in their life.
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>>32715554
>yeah but they got better hardware
Who cares if they aren't using it in any meaningful way and are running out of exclusives? Hell at the time anyone could build a cheap computer that would run those games at the same settings for like half the price.
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>>32708521
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>>32715725
but I don't have to pay for anything now
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>>32708521
Is a born dead already console, after all. Not even mainline pokemon games want to support it.
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>retard 3DS owners who keep insisting the Switch isn't the 3DS successor despite the system's fucking point to be both home console and handheld at the same time
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>>32717609
show me nintendo's word
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>>32717609

That's why we have USUM coming to Switch, amirite? :^)
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>>32715725
>projecting
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>>32717979
Masuda has literally said the Switch is the future, but the console needs a bigger userbase before they release Pokemon on it
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>>32717609
the switch will definitely be the home of the 8th gen, this isn't a question. It just won't be the home of the second half of the 7th. Just as 5th gen stayed on the original DS and didn't jump to the 3DS halfway through.
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