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>>32703324
rayquaza

>>32703487
razzacooza

>>32703324
The reason why a snake is named a snake is that snake backwards is Ekans.

>>32703884
The real reason Grimer is named Grimer is because Slimer was trademarked by the Ghostbusters.

>>32703324
That's allusion, bub. Not an illusion, not an elusion, and certainly not an ullusion. Ollusion is right out. Allusion.

>>32703324
The reason why Arceus has multiple pronunciations is because it was definitively "Arse-eus" until Game Freak realized why all the white guys giggled whenever they said his name.

>>32703324
That's retarded. The reason they pronounce it as Ar-kay-us now is because arse means ass in Europe, so it essentially just becomes Assius.

>>32703954
>>32703993
This. Dr, House isn't wrong. Ever.

>>32703954
>>32703993
If they're so uptight about that why the hell was Cofagrigus a thing the gen right after?

>>32704208
because pronunciation-wise, it's generally "Co-fu/fa/fe-gri-jus/gus. It's problem is spelling. You don't say "fag" as a syllable even when you pronounce it the "A" way.
Similarly, Probopass is generally pronounced "Pro-bo-pass". There isn't an "ass" syllable, it's "pass". Nobody says "Pro-bop-ass"
Arseus literally is a hard "Ars" sound right in the beginning, followed by a long vowel that not only isolates the syllable, but further makes you pause for a bit.

>>32704305
I hear people say it as 'Cuh-fag-riggus' all the time though, but I understand Probopass.

>>32704332
>>32704208
I mean, I didn't realize Cofagrigus' name was a no-no until after the GTS told me so, but I recognized Arseus instantly the first time I heard it said in the movie, and I was like, 12. And not british.