/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32698215
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

Where's that berry juice we were promised?

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ULTRA RON

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>>32698229
Osha: It was good seeing you guys again. Hope to see you around again sometime. Come visit if you're ever in Risellan

Zubat: Sure man

Woobat: Or hey, you know, caves. I like caves.

Zubat: Caves *are* pretty great.

Woobat: Caves are amazing.

Osha: Alright then

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>>32698289
Osha: Welp, guess we should get moving. Lead the way Ron.

>2, 6, 8 next

>>32698310
Uhh... that trophy looks kind of heavy. We should put it in our hammerspace inventory first.

>>32698338
This then proceed to lead the way
Not before taking a lewd wiff of that otter though

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>>32698338
>Much as you enjoy showing off your victory for all to see, it would probably be easier to stow your trophy away in your inventory. It was a little rough on the ears, you suppose.
>With that done, you head off down the tunnel

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>>32698499
>Oh?
>You've encountered a wild Geodude!

>1, 3, 7 next

>>32698531
teach Osha Waterfall>Razor Shell
ARM THRUST REEEEEE

>>32698531
say hello

>>32698547
this

>>32698531
Gas the jews

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>>32698547
>"Hello there!"

>Geodude uses Rock Throw to pelt you with a hefty stone. Dang, that really stung! These wild pokemon, man. They're just massively crazy and out of control.

Geodude: I'M GONNA MAKE A SHODDY VIDEO GAME THEN RERELEASE IT WITH MORE CONTENT BUT IT'LL STILL BE DISAPPOINTING

>Hm.

>4, 9, 0 next

>>32698545
REROLL

>>32698713
Tell him that maybe he should take the time to release one good video game instead of two shoddy ones. Then it might be less disappointing. Otter Pink Armors to calm this crazy dude.

>>32698713
this is something about Ultra SM,isn't it?

>>32698713
call him a jew

I can't believe OP is fucking dead

>>32698759
I guess we know OP's stance on it then.

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>>32698734
>You tell Osha to replace razor shell with waterfall

Osha: Oh... I kinda want to keep razor shell. I know it's not, but it feels like a signature move for my species. Like, what would I use my shell for otherwise! Guess I could learn it over Brine if you want though.

>Regardless, you use arm thrust on Geodude

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>>32699007
>Threatened, the geodude selfdestructs, dealing you a hefty chunk of damage

>4, 6, 7 next

>>32699022
he drops a luvdisc dong

>>32699022
God, what a dick. At least he wasn't a Motherfuck.
Let's just heal and keep on moving.

>>32699022
>A geoudude appeared only so OP could tell us that he doesn't like Ultra SM

Anyway, keep walking, and tell OSHA to replace brine with waterfall

>>32699022
tell otter to kiss your hurting areas better

>>32698994
I'm actually kinda hype for it. I don't want to be since in the end, sm was kind of a letdown, content-wise (though still enjoyable) and I feel like there's a strong chance that might happen again, but leak season should be cool. Hope for some new alolan forms at least

>>32699092
re

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Use a reviver seed on the Geodude dust and tell him you'll preorder Pokemon Ultra Sun™ and Pokemon Ultra Moon™ if he joins you.

>>32699022
We still need a get? Just keep moving.

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>>32699122
>>32699092
Osha: Oh? Did that selfdestruct get you that bad? Where did it- wait a minute, is this just a ploy to get me to kiss you?

Buddy: Aw you should do it, Mr. Osha! It's just us here, even if you are afraid of showing some pdas ^_^

Osha: We're not-! AAaaaugh, you're too nice to yell at.

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>>32699270
>Plum steps up and licks your wounds

Osha: Oh hey, that works then. Feel better, Ron?

>>32699281
ÔP what the heck is that background

>>32699270
>>32699281
F

>>32699281
>cockblocked again
We'll get that otter kiss one day

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>>32699281
>Alright, this tunnel looks pretty long, so you'd better get a move on th-

>>32699102
I get that. If Game Freak really pulls though with the hype, showing new non-Kanto Alolan mons, locations, challenges, maybe even a Battle Frontier, I can see this game bringing back /vp/'s hope in Pokemon. Though, I still feel bad for the fans of Kalos who never really got another opportunity.

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>>32699320
>What.

>2, 4, 0 next

>>32699334
run backwards this is either an infinite loop or a trial joke

>>32699334
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUSTO
offer to buy his game

>>32699334
Flame Charge past it and let everyone else deal with it.

>>32699334
Have Plum attack this time while the rest take a step back

>>32699296
Licking Plum sends Ron into a psychedelic state. Seems like the same thing happens when Plum licks him, only more minor. There is only one thing we can do in light of this information.

Mouth to mouth.

>>32699334
Just team attack him before he gets a chance to explode.

We need to summon Wooper so he can put an end to this exploding.

>>32699334
Tell him we'll buy his games if he tags along as a guest in our hammerspace inventory for now. Then we use him to BITES THE DUST whatever boss we have coming up.

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>>32699394
>Plum uses cross-crop in a super effective hit, but Geodude hung on with its sturdy ability!

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>>32699564
>Geodude uses selfdestruct

>3, 7, 9 next

>>32699573
tell otter to kiss Plum's hurting areas better

>>32699573
Oh i have an idea, how about next time we just SNIPE HIM INSTEAD OF GOING MELEE GODDAMMIT GUYS.

>>32699573
RUN
NEVER LOOK BACK
NEVER STOP
FUCK GEODUDE
DONT TALK TO GEODUDE
DONT INTERACT WITH GEODUDE
IF GEOUDUDE APPEARS, DONT SLOW DOWN, IGNORE GEOUDUDE AND RUN FROM GEODUDE
FUCK GEDUDE

Proceed to the next rock

>>32699592
Do this

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>>32699649
>Alright, yes, you really need to get going. The end of the tunnel looks far away as ever and all these interruptions are really slowing you down

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>>32699720
>WELP

>2, 4, 7

>>32699736
Ask him what we can do to make him stop exploding.

>>32699736
Destroy it. No holding back.

>>32699736
REEEEE
attack with everyone

>>32699736
Tell him we'll buy his games if he joins us as a guest. There's guys ahead who are total fucking cheapskates and hate buying two of the same game, and we're after em.

>>32699736
Bug armor to make him go away.

>>32699788
reroll

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>this thread

>>32699102
If you ask me, /vp/ has just forgotten how good the 3rd versions and sequels have been. Kalos never got one to patch up its issues and ORAS took away a lot of the fun little things in Emerald and removed arguably the best post game we've had and taunted us with the statue of the Frontier. I liked the ORAS and the Delta episode but I'd gladly trade the worldbuilding we got in the episode for at least the Battle Frontier. SM's disappointing postgame was made worse because everybody thought we'd never get another third version. Combined with the cutscene abundance and the starter wars, SM was, in my opinion, unfairly crucified. I have faith that USUM will fix some of Sam's issues and give us a better postgame to appease everyone that judges the game solely for it and create some actual positivity on this board.

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>>32699777
>"Listen friend," you tell the geodude, "we know you put in a lot of work on your games, and you try your hardest to please fans and bring them something new every generation, and we really appreciate that. Come with us as our guest and we'll track down some cheapskates who refuse to buy your games and pirate them like some kinda crazy ethnicity and/or religion known for obnoxious frugality, whatever that might be. What do you say?"

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>>32699964
Geodude: THAT WAS A DIFFERENT GEODUDE I HATE VIDEOGAMES AAAAAAAA

>2, 3, 7 next

>>32699980
Just... run backwards.

Use Croagunk's seismic sense to find the quickest way out of this cave

>>32699980
do >>32700023

>>32699980
>Missing the quints
Its like I don't even know you anymore

>>32700023
Do this

What if we just stood there and waited for a while after the explosion?

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>>32700023
>>32700044
>Plum tries sensing around and signals to you

Buddy: She says the tunnel goes for a long long way, further than she can see with the ground armor... and this tunnel doesn't feel right, and... what? Oh, she says that something was up with those geodude too. She says she couldn't really sense them either, but she wasn't really sure about it.

>3, 6, 9

>>32700132
Search behind all of the rocks nearby. Maybe there's an enemy controlling these Geodudes.

>>32700132
Sit on the floor and scream

>>32700165
re

>>32700132
Put the trophy back on your head and sulk about being lost.

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>>32700186
Osha: Okay, alright, maybe we can figure this out. Let's see what happens if we go back

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>>32700269
Osha: Mhmm, I see...

>3, 8, 0

>>32700278
Cum in golbat's mouth

>>32700278
Ask Golbat if it knows the way out. Still sulking, of course.

>>32700278
Rollout

re: >>32700315

>>32700278
Prepare a Flame Charge, but simply cloak yourself in the fire.
>"Tells us the way out or you're fucking roasted bat."

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>>32700338
>You cloak yourself in burning, red-hot flames, swaggering up to the Golbat and delivering your ice cold threat on its life

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>>32700557
>Golbat cringes so hard it keels over and dies

Osha: I guess... that's one way to do it

>2, 7, 9

>>32700570
What.
Keep going then...

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>>32700570
Wake up and realize you were utterly demolished by Shuckle

>>32700570
>all these new hats
What is this, TF2?

Keep going ahead, I guess.

>>32700557
>>32700570
D-did we just melt the trophy

>>32700632
It turned into a fedora for maximum cringe

>>32700632
It's a hastily made fedora

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>>32700609
>Maybe... maybe its time to admit this isn't working.

>2, 5, 8

>>32700704
Lick geodude

>>32700704
Kill geodude
Then sit on the floor and don't do anything

>>32700704
Go backwards.

>>32700652
>making a fedora just for a throwaway joke
You know that this is why we love you, right?

>>32700728
This but consult the crystal ball because we're idiots.

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>>32700728
>Let's just get this over with.

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>>32700881
>You go flying into a rock

Osha: Wait a minute... did that rock just poof?

>3, 7, 9

>>32700905
Make every rock POOF

>>32700905
ATTACK THE ROCKS
FUCK WE ARE SO BLIND

>>32700922
reroll

>>32700925
I rolled for inspecting the rocks like fifty minutes ago. This is all your fault.

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>>32700922
>You run and poof every rock in sight, but something starts to seem... off about the tunnel. Are the walls getting wavier?

>2, 5, 8

>>32701019
Poof the walls

Sucker punch the walls

>>32701047
re

>>32700945
Sorry ;~;
>>32701019
>>32701037
Re

>>32701019
Nothing is real, sucker punch yourself

>>32701037
>>32701047
reroll

>>32701037
>>32701047
rE

>>32701037
>>32701047
end

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>>32701065
>>32701047
>Let's get the fuck out of here!
>SUCKER-

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>>32701171
>PUNCH!

Munna: AAAAH!

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>>32701192
Munna: D-dammit! You guys saw through my illusion!

Osha:...sure.

Munna: UuuUUUGH. I'll get you for this, team regicide! One of these days, I'll have my vengeance!

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>>32701236
Osha: Do we... know her?

Plum: *shrug*

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32701252
This puzzle somehow managed to be worse than eban. At least it's over now.
night OP

>>32701252
>Another thread spent in trying to solve a puzzle because we are stupid
hard puzzles are the best
Thanks for the thread OP, have sweet dreams with pigs and Otters

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another thread
another day without otter kiss

Thanks for the thread as always OP. The fedora was the best part of it.