Edible Pokemon

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The roasted Espeon is served with asparagus and mashed potatoes, and presented in as attractive and tasteful a manner as such a dish could be. The meat is tender, but with a distinct texture, preventing an unwanted mushyness and giving my teeth something to properly sink into as the juices exude from the tissue pouring over my tongue.

With each bite my senses are stirred as residual psychic energy within the Espeon’s tissue flows into my brain, and memories of the creature’s life drift into my thoughts like the scent of incense in a crowded room.

I see, feel the warm hand of the Espeon’s trainer gentling his ears, the soft green grass beneath his paws as he scampered about the park chasing Beautifly, the rush of emotion and sensations the day he evolved, the titillating frenzy of joy and affection as he, under the setting sun, nestled lovingly the Sylveon he adored so passionately.

And the fear, the sadness, the regret, of all of this being taken from him, of being trapped in that slaughterhouse knowing he was going to die, of the knife sinking into his throat in that brief, agonizing moment before the light of his little life blew out for eternity.

I could taste it all, feel it all, that whole lifetime playing out across my imagination and my taste buds as the slain Espeon’s life nourished my own.

Best meal I had ever had. Well worth the thirty dollars.

Yelp Review: 5 Stars

>Chansey omelette
>Miltank cheese pizza
>Vanillite parfait

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The Bounsweet line must be delicious.

There was a character in Sun/Moon that talked about how tasty slowpoke tails are.

I wanna drink Gardevoir piss.

McDonphan.
It's not cool as I thought it would be...

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i want to eat out slurpuff's ass

Miltank are already confirmed for using their milk in all sorts of dairy dishes. Tauros would probably be used for veal and beef production. Lapras's Pokedex entries already state that it was hunted to near extinction and have protective programs set up around them, they never state that the hunters butcher them for food but that's the implication. Any sort of Pokemon that looks like seafood would be harvested for consumption, Poison types are probably rarer dishes/prepared with more caution. People living out in the rural areas probably shoot or catch the regional rodents and game birds like Rattata and Pidgey for stewing and roasting. All the Pokemon that look like sheep, goats, horses, camels or deer are probably used for milk, meat and hides by tribes or people living in areas unsuited to grazing cattle.

>>32658084
>Gogoat (Male) used Milk Drink

Seaking is apparently delicious

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We know for a fact people consume tropius bananas, and cherubi, wishiwashi, basculin, and crabrawler (or at least its claws) are described as tasty, so it's implied people have eaten them at some point. Farfetched is described as delicious in one of the earlier dexes. The blissey line produces edible eggs. That's all that comes to mind. Like >>32658084 said, you can probably eat any mon if you're hungry enough, but I just wanted to list the ones we know for a fact are consumed in some fashion.

>>32658007
you ever read something and know in your soul it was written one-handed

>>32658046
Source?

>>32657985
Reminder that according to the anime Magikarp is borderline inedible. Nothing but scales and bone, and not very tasty. While I typically ignore the anime, this sounds perfect for Magikarp as it has no positive traits.
Based off the games it is a highly invasive species whose only evolutionary trait that allows them to succeed is their ability to reproduce fast enough to make a rabbit jealous. Magikarp multiply at a rate that makes them impossible to remove without considerable human effort or an extreme natural disaster.

I also suspect Camerupt meat and other Fire-types might have an innate spiciness to them.

theres also regular animals in the pokemon world aswell.

but on topic, farfetch'd.

>>32660161
similar to carp in real life.

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>>32658007

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>>32657985
Pic related pokedex entry says:
Apparently, it cracked Shellder's shell with its sharp fangs and sucked out the insides.
So Shellder are edible.

Take Down Steaks are probably Tauros. And Chansey Omelettes are also canon.
I think it's safe to assume people eat Pokemon.

>>32660240
So human eat pokemon but pokemon eat humans too?

>>32660260
Yes. It's be stated multiple times, recent examples would be Shiinotic and Palossand.

>>32658143
>Farfetched is described as delicious in one of the earlier dexes.
And it's also implied that they were hunted to near extinction as a result.

>>32660260
>>32660273
I now want a horror/survival game in which you must scavenge a major city and elude man eating pokes.

Because let's be honest, in a world that even garden weeds could kill you fairly easily, it makes no sense for humanit to be the dominant species.

>>32660341
Guns. And intelligence.

>>32660365
>magnezone used magnet rise
>several pokes are incorporeal
>several pokes are viscous
>several pokes are superhard
>several pokes are telekinetic

>guns

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>guns

>>32660206
Not sure about this. Plenty of animals are edible for other animals, but that doesn't necessarily make them edible for humans.

>>32660379
>>32660439
Okay, okay, maybe it wasn't just guns. Humans are pretty ingenuitive, and that's why we're the top of all food chains right now. The early humans in the Pokemon world probably did shit like attacking Grass types with torches, splashing water on Fire, Rock, Ground types, or using gypsy curses on incorporeal Pokemon.

>>32658084
Maybe Lapras was hunted for its shell, not its meat? I can imagine that shell having uses. It could be similar to elephant ivory, for example.

>>32658007
I'm gonna need you to delet yourself right now.

>>32658029
Never plyed GSC/HGSS?

>>32660341
>Etheric Phantump: What do you see in the pokeball?

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i would eat the shit out of some bbq pork

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Maybe some venison

>>32657985
Eating Pokemon has to be one of the weirdest possibilities in the franchise. Pokemon/human relations are too tightly interwoven. It'd be like eating one of your employees, best friends, pets, et cetera.

>>32657985
A good portion of the fish 'mons are probably edible.

>>32658007
Killing and eating Eevees is a crime in most of the Pokemon world.

It's punishable by life in prison in Kanto and Hoenn and death in Sinnoh

>>32661619
And fish are stupid.

i would kill and eat a jynx just like I killed and ate my dad

>>32661925
But sticking your dick in one is a-okay, isn't it, furfag?

>>32660518
Or throwing rocks at fliers and elbow-dropping normal-types

>>32661980
Better than killing it.

>>32661993
Yeah, this sort of thing too.

>>32661993
>oh shit Larry there's a fairy type over there how do we kill it?
>Just throw trash at it John, works every time

>>32662024
I feel like poisonous blow-darts would have been used on Poison weak Pokemon.

>>32662024
Or you could use a sword. Speaking of which, this relates to why fairy-type is weak to steel-type: in some real-life myths, fairies and other supernatural beings are weak to iron weapons.

>>32662065
Or a gun.

>>32662024
>Shit, John... I just saw a dragon type...
>Quick Steve! throw snow at it!

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>>32662065
>To defeat a Poison-type, all a human has to do is start thinking about hurting it, and focus really hard on that thought
Truly, man is the real monster.

>>32662295
or throw some dirt at it

>>32660518
>>32661993
What kind of stats do pokemon world humans have? Are they basically Shuckles with decent HP and no 4-move limit?

>>32662455
according to PokeStar Studios, we're 100 across the board

>>32662464
Wait, does that mean when a pokemon is following you it thinks you're a Mew?

>>32662464
That's probably pretty accurate, although I doubt we would be that durable or that fast. Humans are pretty shit compared to animals, and it's our tools which give us the edge, so perhaps humans would have an Ability which doubles the potency of held items.

>>32661624
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

Doesn't the anime reference actual animals existing too? Separate world from the games but still interesting if true.

>>32660610
Or oil, like whales. It seems rash to automatically assumed hunting = eating.

>>32658007
reminder that no carnivore could be cultivated as a livestock animal, meaning eating Espeons would be as strange as eating dogs

>>32662515
More to the point, carnivores taste awful.

>>32662522
I disagree, I've eaten alligator and snake and it tastes wonder

>>32662526
*Carnivorous mammals taste awful. My B.

>>32662553
I've never eaten a carnivorous mammal. How do they taste?

>>32662571
Literally like garbage.

>>32662295
There are psychic humans in canon, so you would just have to get the "Spoonbender" perk.
Firebending comes next

>>32661456
>tfw you can't be 100% sure if M. Yu was a reference to mimikyu but you giggle everytime

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>>32662623
Right there before Ash's Charizard evolved the first time (barely).

>>32662295
If you're really smart you would know how to cure yourself or administer an antivenom

>>32662710
And then everything changed.

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>>32662679
>[mimic] Yu
>mimikyu

Mind=blown

Steam boiled Arceus meat with olive oil

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>>32664507
Someone seems to be high on Shroomishes again.

>>32662024
>Gun

>>32662515
There are domestic dogs bred to be consumed. The nureongi or hawaiian poi for example (though the latter is extinct.)

>>32661980
Nope. Same sentence.

But they are working on creating Poke-humanoids.

SCIENCE MUST MOVE FORWARD!!!!!

>>32664507
And the human race dies.

Or is knocked back to the Stone Age.

Again.

Alolan raichu are farmed in cages their whole lives and then butchered for slabs of meat to make hotcakes

>>32662477
Considering a Team Rocket Grunt tanked a point-blank Hyperbeam from Lance's Dragonite in HG/SS and survived, I think it's safe to say that humans in the Pokemon world are considerably stronger than real ones. 100's across the board seems about right, and i'm willing to bet elemental bonuses/resistances apply as well, given that there are Psychic-type, Fighting-type and other 'variants' of humans in the Pokemon world.

>>32664904
Wouldn't they have to raise other animals to feed these animals, though? They probably wouldn't be domestic in that case

>>32662492
No non-pokemon animals are referenced. I believe there was an episode that mentioned a fishing village who used to eat the pokemon they fished up and as long as they threw it's entirs skeleton back in the ocean it would regenerate. If all pokemon can come back to life and be as good as new as long as all their boned are fine then this could be why it's so hard to kill pokemon and why humans are ok with eating them.

>>32662492
There are so many references to actual animals, it would confuse an indian elephant

>>32662585
Elaborate. What animals are you refering to?

>>32662585
You've clearly have never tried shark or alligator.

>>32665043
And what would such marvels of science look like? Gijinkas? Anthros? Something inbetween? Surely not those Re-Burst toku horrors.

>>32665364
>>32662710
Fire-types exist too, aparently.

>>32668496
>shark or alligator
>mammal

>>32668544
>teeth
>tails
>not mammals
What kind if third world education do you have? Are you from some backwards middle eastern, abrahamic village that still thinks bats are a type of bird?

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Scargos

>>32668712
>neither have mammary glands, the defining trait of mammals
>insists that sharks and alligators are mammals
Sharks are cartilaginous fish and alligators are reptiles, imbecile.

>>32668755
>there are animals without mammary glands
No species could survive without them. Their offspring would starve and they'd go extinct after one generation

>>32668861
Some bird species regurgitate half-digested food for their young, just to cite an example of alternate feeding method. Other species of young don't even have a "pre-digested" food phase before they consume the same things as the adults, albeit in smaller bites.

See here for details on what is and isn't a mammal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal

>>32668926
Birds only do that when the chick is almost old enough to fly and needs more nutrients to strengthen their wing muscles.
>wikipedia
The mods are way too slow and misinformation stays up for a long time. Give it a month or two and you'll see the article has been corrected and you were tricked

>>32668950
Are you telling us right now that non mammals have everything that makes a mammal a mammal? Why aren't they mammals then?

>>32667644
That fish story was one of the things you can read in Canalave Library in Gen 4, actually. Also, it's said to be a folk story, which means it isn't necessarily true.
With that in mind, one could assume that people just created the story to justify eating Pokemon, because you're not actually killing them based on the story's logic.

>>32668972
Pretty sure that guy's just baiting you, don't bother replying

>>32668950
Just take a wild guess at why the familly is called "mammalia" and not "neocortecia", "pelagia" or "triossiclia".
Just show me proof of a single non-mammal animal with mammaries.

>>32669015
Armadillos

>>32669030
Placental mammals. Try again.
What the hell did you think they are?

>>32669045
They're reptiles closely related to turtles, you scumbag. Why do you keep making crap up? Are you going to tell me snakes are mammals too?

>>32668397
Bears, wolves, foxes, and any kind of mustelid.

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>>32669065
>inb4 /vp/ tries to force this into being an epic maymay

In this thread, /vp/ shows how well they paid attention in 8th grade biology

>>32668861
baby chickens literally eat their own eggs, and gait the ability to et worms and small insects in a week or so

>>32669394
foxes are omnivores but they do taste turrrrible

>>32660240
>Tauros: it's what for dinner.

>>32657985
>Obviously no one will eat a Jynx

You've never been to Africa.

>>32661965
Ooga booga, Ngongo.

Maybe it's just okay to eat less sentient pokemon?

I would think normal and water types the most eaten too.

Grimer is probably considered a delicacy somewhere.

This just hit me...what Pokémon eat humans?

I'd imagine Pyroar or Solgaleo would eat a person but what about

>>32668712
>American education

>>32671169
He did say third world.

>>32671147
Guzzlord and Hydreigon would.

>>32670499
*nigger speak comprising of a series of grunts and clicks*

>>32661593
>Miltank
>Tauros
>Feebas

Just imagine the tauros you ride on or the miltank at the farm..this is a new level of creepy

>Froakie
>Greninja
>Cherubi

On that note pokémon accessories
>Belts made of Ekans skin
>shoes made of Totadile and Croconaw
>A scarf made out of a furret

I've been forgetting slowpoke tail this entire time

>>32660240
Exeggcute

This confuses me what with exegutor being a pineapple tree thing?

>>32658011
Psyduck and Golduck

>>32671181
Inverse but what about a torchic or a blaziken

Fast food restaurants

What are they eating

>>32671189
Exeggutor is coconuts. But it seems like GF hasn't decided if Exeggcute is comprised of seeds, fruits, or actual eggs.