Anons why isn't bulbasaur your favourite kanto starter

>>32657433
It's a fucking plant.

>>32657433
I like him because he is a froggy. He's just not that strong, so I don't bother with his stallness.

But Bulbasaur is my favorite.

Because Bulbasaur won't plant his seed in me

Not really, he's just not usually my first choice.

Only good for burning

Though yeah, least favourite because the forms are underwhelming.

You have Fire Lizard that evolves to be a winged fire breathing lizard

You have a turtle that evolves to have massive cannons on its back.

Then you have this pathetic excuse for a Pokemon that is a frog with a bulb on its back that grows to a bigger frog with a flower on its back.

>>32657524
>only liking pokemon with 'badass'
designs
Stop being 12.

>>32657433
Bulbasaur is cool. I always choose him for my team. I chose Charmander and Squirtle just once for different experience.

>>32657433
Because i'm not a fucking vegan

>>32657524
similar reasons, he has the least offense of the three

>>32657433
She's my favorite grass starter :3

>>32657863
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>>32657868

>>32657474
>>him
>Okay
>>32657516
>>his
>Okay
>>32657854
>>he
>Okay
>>32657863
>She
>SHE
>S H E
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Kys fag

>>32657433
Bulbasaur IS my bro

>>32657433
Bulbasaur is the only good kanto starter tho

>>32657433
>Implying he isn't my favourite

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>>32659794
You can't prove me wrong

Because Squirtle is my favorite.

>>32657572
Whoever told you only kids like badass Pokemon just didn't want to make you feel bad as you grew up

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>>32657433
I like sea life more.

bulbasaurs face reminds me of justin chambers playing Alex in Grey's Anatomy

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>>32659794
Good taste.

>>32657433
>play blue first time
>immediatly choose squirtle
>play fire red choose squirtle
>play xy choose squirtle (and bulbasaur)

when you are a child squirtle is the true choice, but now when you grow up you realize bulbasaur was always the best. Recently replaying blue, fuck is he weak in this game.

>no dig
>no earthquake
>blue has now 3 threats against you

>>32657433
it is, but i also dont like any of those three to begin with

>>32657433
> Anons why isn't bulbasaur your favourite kanto starter

She is not pure grass in all 3 forms and fucked the entire idea.

Same with charizard.

Someone should do a hack that fix that, replacing an 3 step nintendo pokemon that is only grass with him

>>32661534
>She is not pure grass in all 3 forms and fucked the entire idea.

If you love logic, grass, fire starter shoulndt be starter types because they arent x0 against itself, like scizors against itself, paper against itself....

>retarded frog with tree on his back
>orange barney giraffe hybrid
>or a tortoise with cannons in his shell
The choice is obvious

Bulbasaur is number 1

It represents a lot of what made original pokemon so god, it's and actual Monster of Pockets

One can't trace a single line of lineage from any one animal to it, its a mishmash of plants and many animals

It could be interpereted as a frog, lizard, dog, or dinosaur

It gets uglier as it evolves but still looks cool

Best Mon. It's No.001

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>>32660172
woah cute.

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>>32662533

>>32660539
Are you using leech seed + toxic?

>>32660539
Why would you ever pick the water starter in a region where gyarados is easily obtainable