Things you can say about your Pokemon but not your girlfriend.

>>32651191

>I love that it's Overused

>>32651191
It's real.

I wanna fuck 'em

"She really knows how to use Hydro Pump"

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>>32651201

>>32651201
???

At lest I have a Pokemon

>>32651226
Basically what >>32651228 said

She's got a sassy nature

>>32651191
I Soft Reset until I caught her in a Lure Ball

She has Thick Fat
I can see why everyone wants her banned
She has a pretty shitty design
I might switch her if I find someone faster

>>32651191
I choose you

You wanna trade?

>>32651206
/thread

>>32651191
We used Hold Hands together

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>I love your pear-shaped body

Just inject lol

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>things you should never say before a vgc tourny

>>32651191
Not a fan of her design, but she gets the job done.
Someone bred her with the wrong parent.
I trained her in bulk so she'll be fat and eat hits.
I traded with a friend, worked her in, and picked up where he left off.
Once I got her to love me, I put her away.
I gave her Heavy Slam so her large weight can do extra damage.
She's heavy, so Low Kick and Grass Knot hurts.
She's good for getting me money and items, but I'm not too attached to her.
This other one does her job better and I can use them both.
I won big at the slots and bought her with my winnings.
She's squishy, but she hits hard.
The work you have to put in for the level of payoff can be a pain...
I gave her candy and she likes me now.

>>32651760
OU doubles rules, right?

>>32651191
She has a 35% usage rate.

>>32651191
I have many.

>>32651760
>Is there a sleep clause?

>>32651191
She is absolutely perfect, top percentage

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>I'm really happy that I don't have to breed it anymore

>>32651386
>>32652593
Winners

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she's got a modest nature, and her ability to synchronize really evens things out.

>>32651191
I've raised my carefully bred one from the moment it was born

>>32652877
Jesus I want to impregnate Ana so fucking badly

>they changed "girlfriend" to "spouse"
What did they mean by this

>>32651201
/thread

>>32651191
use Harden

I've spent 2 weeks breeding for this one
She should've had better parents
She just doesn't hit hard enough
She's spent a lot of time in Gyms

>>32651760
Is Baton Pass still banned?

>>32651760
>If I can beat my big brother with my Arceus, I can beat you with it

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>>32651386

I'm bored of you, let me give you to a random stranger on the other side of the planet.

>>32651191
You suck.