Why are waifumons so hated

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>>32637217
It's just a vocal minority. Ignore them.

>>32637217
Because most members of /vp/ won't admit they're closet furries

>>32637217
>I WANT TO IMPREGNATE PRIMARINA AND TSAREENA
>PHOX FRIDAY
Maybe thinks like this

>>32637223
>strawpoll
>>32637227
>people who don't like something are in the closet about it
No if they were in the closet about it they'd probably be as neutral as possible

>>32637217
Primarina is one of the most popular choices whenever there's a thread about people's favorite Pokémon from Sun and Moon though

>>32637240
>neutral
>in /vp/
choose one

>>32637240
They're acting like me when I was in high school
I would hate stuff because it was cool to hate things
Making fun of furries was painful for me

>>32637217
They hate the autistic waifufag fanbases which is ironic considering >>32637223 so yes, the people whining about waifumons are probably a vocal minority on here who can't accept that there are pokemon concepts they don't like.

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>>32637217
because even as a furry I think most people think furry bait characters are still pretty cringeworthy.

>>32637240
>No if they were in the closet about it they'd probably be as neutral as possible

You say that, but the number of virulently anti-homosexual politicians who have been caught in compromising positions suggests otherwise. It's a diversionary tactic, to vocally hate what you don't want to admit you are. Not a good one, but that's what it is.

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>>32637244
But that's impossible

>implying /vp/ opinion matters.

>>32637234
>I WANT TO IMPREGNATE PRIMARINA AND TSAREENA
No one says this unless if this is something you think about, anon?

>>32637217
Because if you're on /vp/ you either hate furries or are a furry yourself.

>>32637217
Cause they're furbaits.

>>32637595
That's only true to people who jerk off to furry shit. Which there's a high chance you do, I guess.

>>32637223
I fap to Pokemon but blatant waifumon are shit

>>32637680
Because they're too close to humans for your liking, fucking degenerate? Do you jerk off to the eeveelutions too?

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>>32637217
I hate waifumons because they never have any attractive feet, their legs always go to a point

Designs more monsterlike are more likely to have nontoothpick legs and actual feet

>>32637617
/vp/ needs to reject to end waifumons.

>>32637702
>being a barafag

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>tfw like feminine pokemon but not a waifufag

>>32637217
I wanna fuck a pokémon right now and I am a fucking girl, I don't see the problem with fuck pokémons, because they aren't furry; Humans are Pokémons in the Pokémon World; That is a Fact.

>>32637701
No, they're shallow. It feels like a cheap attempt at pandering. It's at its best when it just naturally comes about.

Note that only Gen VII has blatant waifumons.

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>>32637710
nope, just a footfag

>>32637223
24% are redditors

>>32637725
>Note that only Gen VII has blatant waifumons.
>Ignoring Lopunny, Meloetta, Braixen, and Florges
Literally retarded.

>>32637728
That's okay. I find feet disgusting but contrary to most of /vp/ automatically hating feminine Pokémon because "they are Waifus!", it doesn't bother me that you enjoy something for your own, personal reasons

>>32637711
Das me
I'm 100% homo but love Vespiquen, Roserade, Lopunny, Mismagius, Jynx and Jellicent Female.

>>32637722
Which one/s?

>>32637738
There is a logical nuance to all of those Pokemon. Gen VII lacks this in its two blatant waifumon.

>>32637217
>why are waifu's hated

because they all have objectively shitty designs to anyone else who's not a furfag.

look at that fucking leg monster, it's fucking disgusting

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>>32637749

>>32637812
>Meloetta
but that's gay.

>>32637812
I can be your Dusknoir. Call me.

>>32637261
I have a question. Is it possible for people to do this unconsciously?

What the fuck why us this thread even up still? Trying to justify furries isn't an option here. If you don't like humans kill yourself, it's just the way things gotta be even the bible forbids it. It's called BEASTIALITY that's basically what you furries are doing, there's no justice in it. If you are a FURRY kill yourself, end it all. Nobody wants, you nobody needs you, and nobody wants you around. How the fuck do you even want to go down to the depths of wanting to fuck a dog or a wolf, disgusting. Truly kill yourselves, scum of the earth.

>>32638294
What does this have to do with anything in this thread?

>>32637258
>furry
kys my man

>>32638303
You need to go back to elementary school looks like you can't read.

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>>32638310
Nigger fuck you, I hate fur bait shit becuase it ruins pokemon IMO, I don't want furfags shitting up pokemon.

>>32638336
>I'm a furry
>I hate furfags
Choose one faggot

>>32638368
He's a self hating furfag. Like this guy >>32638294

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>>32638294
it's not dog fucking if the dog don't real

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>>32638294
Likely bait, but I'll bite: It's because many Pokemon have the ability to pass the Harkness Test.

> Wait, wut?
According to the games (Black/White and X/Y) Pokemon and humans were considered equals for centuries and could intermarry. Add in the fact that there are pokemon that used to be human (ex: Alakazaam, Yamask) and you see why the line is blurry.

Pokemon are known to have a language and to be able to communicate among each other. If you want to count the Mystery Dungeon series and anime in as sources it gets even blurrier. Meowth explains in the anime that ANY pokemon can learn to behave like a human (writing, walking on two feet, speech) but most choose to focus on fighting instead. Mystery Dungeon takes it even further and shows towns made and run by pokemon and even pokemon that used to be human. Pokemon are basically just other sapient beings who choose to live simply and fight for cultural reasons.

The movies and shorts have even more intelligent pokemon ranging from a family of eevee who have built an entire home for themselves (Eevee and friends) to a wise grandmother protecting her rather chatty grandson (Zoroark: Master of Illusion). In the latter film Zorura literally talk basically the entire movie. These aren't even legendaries. The legendaries are often smarter (ex: Mewtwo and Diancie).

Besides, Pokemon aren't real. They can do whatever you want because they aren't real and nobody gets hurt from it.

>>32638403
Whatever lets you sleep at night, furry scum.

>>32638403
they always seemed more to have child-like intellect to me rather than that of a fully developed human with rare exceptions

but half of it is probably headcanon, whatever

>>32638403
>I want to fuck fantasy animals
There's no justice behind it no matter how you spin it. Using the game to justify animals and humans fucking is fucking stupid. This isn't a game this is REALITY which I'm sure you don't seem to be aware of. Besides you don't see pokemon wanting to fuck humans. Which is why they can only breed with other pokemon like it's supposed to be fucking faggot.

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>>32638445
>Besides you don't see pokemon wanting to fuck humans.
no shit you straw grasping faggot

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>>32638432
Honestly, it's hard to tell intentionally I think. If too many pokemon acted too human people would be up in arms and scream slavery but if not human at all they wouldn't be relatable. Following the relatability thought, Pokemon is geared at kids so having childish main characters unless they're supposed to be ones the others look up to makes sense.

Other Pokemon look up to Mewtwo. Make Mewtwo act like an overprotective father figure. Lots of people have had overprotective parents, so it's easy to relate.

My headcanon also explains that time spent around humans would allow them to be more human-like in behavior, especially if said humans give them a chance and treat them as equals. This would explain how Team Rocket's Meowth was an award-winning noodle chef for awhile while a wild meowth would just stare in confusion at how to make noodles. It's just not something the wild meowth's culture does.

>>32638445
>what is Ash's Bayleef

>>32638459
Thanks for pointing out my obvious statement faggot.

>>32638445
Someone didn't see the Latias/Latios movie...

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>unironically saying things like "objectively bad design" or "furry bait"

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>>32638470
you're welcome you shit eating nigger

>>32638481
Serena is objectively shit

Everything is a waifumon if you're degenerate enough.

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>>32637217
meh

>>32638425
Great argument. 10/10. Youve convinced me.

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>>32638294

>>32637775

Which are?

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>>32637784
>objectively shitty
>objectively

>>32638294
>He fell for the "Pokémon are animals" meme.

There's no such thing as beastiality

>>32639525
*between humans and monsters

>>32637217
All the Fox, Seal and Fruit threads want to disagree with you

/VP/ is filled with animal fucking scum, don't sugarcoat it you freaks.

>>32637729
Funny way to say 25%

>>32639530
So I literally can't like any of those without being considered an "animal fucking scum"?

>>32639780
Do you want to fuck them or not, if yes then that answers your question

Because furfags are cancer
And let's be clear, I mean the ones that get vocal about it. People who just whack it to the stuff and don't make it a big part of their life/identity are totally fine. Waifufags of any variety are annoying, but furry waifufags are on another level, and the autists that have fursonas and such are on another plane of reality.

>>32639810
I don't, but it doesn't look like it matters. People will call me a waifufag/furfag anyway.

>>32637217
/vp/ doesnt like pokemon

>>32639821
If you don't, then somebody's opinion should be like water off a duck's back

You might have issues if you take it personally.

Also its how you talk about your fave mon' rather than what mon you like(don't be a creep about it and nobody will insult you outside of /VP/)

>>32639850
Of course I'm taking it personally. Would you be okay with people calling you a robber if you have never stolen anything in your life, especially when you live in a place where 80% or so of the people did?
But I guess that's the idea. Furries here call others "animal fucking scums" to not look bad or hide the fact that they are as well, like >>32637261 and others pointed out.

>>32639812
I like you, I'm a closet furry and agree totally

>>32637217
2 reasons. Husbando and waifumons that come from something not feminine or masculine at all and if you want to discuss the line it usually turns into stealth fetish threads

>>32637217

Because they only exist for furfags to jack off to them. They fill the board with shitty porn and fetish shit. "Fans" of those Pokemon can't shut up about how much they want to fuck or marry them.

>>32639525

So fucking a Herdier or Persian isn't bestiality even though they literally look like normal animals?

>>32638403

>Add in the fact that there are pokemon that used to be human

That's definitely not true and is just legend/folklore.

>>32638403

It doesn't matter if they're fictional. It doesn't matter if they can "consent". It doesn't matter if Pokemon and humans used married each other (keyword being "used". There's a reason it doesn't happen anymore. Not to mention the fact humans used to marry and fuck animals in real life as well, doesn't make it ok). The fact of the matter is you're attracted to something that looks like an animal. If you're sexually attracted to something like Purrloin, Ninetales or Arcanine, it's pretty likely you're attracted to feral animals as well.

>>32637227
>projecting your degeneracy to save face
You are not welcome on this website, including this board.

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>>32637217
>waifu'ing a 'mon
>ever

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>>32641227
>not waifuing Zard

>>32640259
No

>>32640324

Ebin.

>>32637217
Because /vp/ is tsundere as fuck.
/vp/ loves to complain about waifufags while they are cleaning themselves after having fapped to their favorite Pokemon of choice.

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>>32637217
>>32637217
Tell me Anons, what pokemon count as Husbandomons?

Machamp and Gallade?

>>32639778
haha XD

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>>32641675

>I love tsunderes
>/vp/ is tsundere as fuck about everything
>/vp/ is my favorite board

Lets fug

>>32637217
/vp/ got overrun with normalfags

>>32642004
No, /vp/ despises furries like it always have. Even though 50% of /vp/'s population are furries there are only 25% that try to push their furfagness all over their board the other 25% are closet furries which I have no problem with but should still kill themselves.

>>32642317
It's furries that despise other furries to make it look like they aren't furries. It's very dumb.

>>32642317
Hey now, I just fap to cute things, human or not, without pushing my shit onto others. But yeah, most western furfags should be gassed.

>>32642317

Edgy.

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>>32642317
>the other 25% are closet furries which I have no problem with but should still kill themselves.

1. You contradicted yourself.

2. Literally how is it affecting you if they keep it to themselves?

>>32643190
We all know by now furries are treated like shit because they're not even supposed to be a thing. God put other humans(women) on earth so we can reproduce with them not the fucking animals.

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>>32643434
there is no god. senpai

>>32641569
Not an argument.

>>32643540
There's still a natural order where sexuality is tied to reproduction. If you want to fuck animals you are literally a detriment to the genepool.

>>32638403
I guess it's ok to fuck monkeys and parrots too according to you, huh?

>>32643571
>implying humanity in general at this point is not detrimental to the genepool and the planet at large

>>32642317
>50%
Citation? Should be much less.

>>32641326
>come here and take me to Dormoo

KEKED
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>>32641675
>>32641675
>is tsundere
'bout the games
Which? Depends on the individual.

>while they are cleaning themselves after having fapped to their favorite Poke-girl
fixt yer typo, m8

>>32643571
Who gives a shit about humanity?

>>32643672
>detrimental to the genepool
curu stori, aniki

>the planet at large
can't argue with that one

gotta get people off of this rock

>>32643700
more people than you'd think, youngling

>>32643672
>humanity is detrimental to its own genepool
furries proving they have brain problems once again

>>32643700
people who aren't degenerates

>>32643762
Yep bad genes such as those that lead to brains that support degenerste fetishes are detriments to the genepool and humanity is full of degenerate fetishes

>>32643800
i'm sure you're grouping in fetishes that pertain to human sex, which are inherently less degenerate than furfaggotry, which is contrary to human reproduction.

>>32643800
>those that lead to brains that support degenerste fetishes
This is so vague and includes a fathomless number of variables, there's no way that you wouldn't pretty much end up without humans at all.

>>32643677
Higher actually

because the guys who keep posting them, are as joke or not, are annoying as fuck, pretty much like amourshitters.

>>32643889
Lower actually

>>32643571
Do you really want the average animal fucker to corrupt the genepool with their nasty sperm that will produce more animal fucking offspring?

Think about that.

>>32643915
>>32637223

>>32643977
no, that's why i said they're a detriment. try reading comprehension

>>32638396
Underrated desu

Summon the Tailsposter.

>>32643549

You're just new then. Okay.

>>32643434

So are you like this towards homosexuals?

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>>32644497
Not an argument

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>>32643762
>furries proving they have brain problems once again

You're the one with brain problems if you seriously think humans can't be a threat to themselves.

>>32644536
Yes, after all, furries are technically humans.