What are your thoughts on the legendary pokemon Palkia?

Not as hot as Dialga

>>32637044
_he is pretty cool.

>>32637066
>not finding a giant space controlling penis dragon hot

what are you gay?

>>32637044
I like how quickly he can thrust himself in the middle of battle

Palka's power has much girth and stamina to handle even the longest of sessions.

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>>32637304
go on

>>32637317
Nothing more to say really. He just oozes power.

>>32637317
Palka can erupt large amounts of liquid based power in the climax of battle to overwhelm the opposition.

Palka then rolls out a cigarette and smokes that fucker once its clear the other party cannot continue and victory has dawned.

>>32637349
>>32637369
I insist you tell me more.
How does one handle such a powerful pokemon?

>>32637387
You Unleash such power after you found out the opposite trainer has a cloyster or an Onyx.

Mild gentle encouragement at first then once its clear its time to duel, you should widen your eyes and hone on the weakspot for massive damage

Sure its normal for the other party to try and use their own powers to become top but you got that destiny in mind first!

Positioning is paramount to your game plan, otherwise the simplest of mistakes could turn the tide in a flash of an eye,

If they look like they got durability, try and conserve your power at first until the perfect opportunity opens.

>>32637459
please continue to enlighten us in the ways of using palkia in battle.

>>32637473
Don't call first after said victory, let them come to you

Its also normal to replace opposting battle monsters with younger,toughter and fitter battle mons to maximize training potential(don't stuck to one starring partner your whole life)

Be careful of trainers you fought before than send pictures of new eggs and them claiming that battle caused it

Even thundering power that has escaped from containment has the consequences if misused

>>32637530
What would be said "consequences"?

>>32637536
Almost anything from extra unwanted first stager party members so people around town referring your legendary dragon of unlimited power 'easy' to battle

Some mon's may even give your beast of raw power nasty toxins from such an encounter and oh boy nurse joy will judge you like hell(silently of course but you can feel it)

>>32637044
It stole Lugia's Water typing and got away with it.

>>32637044
No Inside Voice

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The most cucked legendary
>be controller of space
>least favorite of the gen trio despite being the stronger one
>suddenly alt universe BS starts happening
>palkia gets cucked out of his job by Fug and hoopa
>now UBs invade
>palkia gets fuck all and gets cucked out of his job by lunala and sun lion to stop ultra beasts
I swear there better be some kind of redemption for palkia in the remakes.

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>>32637559
>>32637530
>>32637459
>>32637369
>>32637304

>>32637044
>Palkia is a dick. That isn't just a reference to its phallic appearance—Palkia is one of the most dangerous offensive threats in the metagame and often poses problems for nearly every team archetype. This comes from its ability to ejaculate a powerful STAB Surf or Hydro Pump, which can be reinforced by the presence of rain and supported by its signature Dragon-type STAB, Spacial Rend, as well as its many other coverage move options. It also has a key base 100 Speed that the many Ubers Pokemon sitting at base 90 or 95 Speed lust for. All these traits make it extremely difficult to block Palkia without resorting to the likes of Chansey or Grass Arceus. Palkia is also notable for its ability to stand erect in front of the mighty Kyogre's Choice Specs Water Spout, making it one of the few safe switch-ins to the king of Ubers. Palkia comes in all shapes and sizes ranging from its special attacking Lustrous Orb set to its Choice Specs and Choice Scarf variants. It also functions well under any weather condition, making it extremely easy to insert into a team.

- Smogon's BW Palkia analysis

>>32639083
Not that cucked, Regigigas would like to have a word too. Only problem with Zygarde is the poor gimmicks surrounding it and that its lore is all over the place. Complete form should be just like Kyurem's forms permanent/changeable at will

>>32639772
Smogon's Gen 5 entries had more flavour

>>32637044
>Implying Palkia is a legendary

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>>32640572

>>32640572
>>32640143
>>32640743
The concept of love?

THAT WAS MY COCK LUIGI

Love that dick

>>32640847
Thank you for bringing that Gem up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LspHkXsuVjY(The one and only Rob Zombie)

>I find that if I gently stroke my Palkia in battle, its defense grows and grows until it seems almost impenetrably rock-hard - like diamonds, if you will.

Palkia should be loved more
I defeated Cynthia's Garchomp with it

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>>32641319
fucking delete this you heathen!

I will never understand why it's water/dragon and not dragon/psychic.

it's a shame that people only thinks he looks like a penis

he's pretty awesome if you don't think about penises

>>32637044
wondering where mine went from my box legendary box went. It was a shiny one from the gamestop event shortly after XY release.

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>>32637044
I seriously wonder if Palkia was directly based on this piece by H. R. Giger.
In fact I wonder if the creation trio is losely inspired the work of said artist.

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He's Comedy Relief the Pokemon.

>>32645153
It's not as bad as Combusken.
It's literally a cock that looks like a cock.

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>>32645153
I compartmentalize. I know that the resemblance is not too obvious, but when I hear a clever joke, it comes up and I'll chuckle.
In-universe I would like to think that it's a (happy?) coincidence.

>>32637044
It looks cool opening the wings.
I liked the cry in the darkrai movie.
Used to watch an animal I have become amv to that movie when I was an edgy 6th grader

>>32645145
What does water have to do with space? We already had the latis though

>>32637044
Dialga and palkias eye lines are perpendicular which make a grid which makes me think of how they would show gravity affecting spacetime on like rhe history channel with a ball making a dent on the grid

>>32645374
Dialga does have a xenomorph head. And the xenomorph head was designed to look like a dick. So both legendaries literally have dickheads.

>>32637044
Not palkia, but dialga.
When I first saw it on serebii I was mad because I thought it didn't even look like a pokemon. Looked more like a yugioh monster. Also what kind of name is dialga?

Why did they make it pink? Why not more red? Well pearl I guess.

>>32645423
I remember when I was an edgy teen underage and I watched all of this guy's videos. I died laughing

>>32648617
Maybe they wanted to distance themseves from the previous gen that had a very red mascot in a version named after a very red gem.

>>32637044
Loved it instantly. Thought it's concept was cooler than Dialga's since we already had Celebi for time shenanigans and you didn't come across space warpers as often in fiction.

Never managed to get Pearl, though.

>>32645145
>>32646438

The non-dragon type of these two is related to the gem in their design. Dialga is steel because diamonds are the hardest metal. Palkia is water because the pearls are synthetised by aquatic creatures.

That said, is there any possible connection between either girasols or platinum and ghost type?

>>32646438
Nothing
Palkia = liquid -> water
Dialga = solid -> steel
Giratina = gaseous -> ghost

>>32648617
Because then he would look like a red rocket.

Damn this game is 10 years old.
What the fuck.

I remember when I was a 11 years old kid and got the game. He was my favorite of the two. For some reason I really liked his face and the other features on his body, and when I had free time I'd trace over the game cover for some autistic reason.

These are my fondest memories.

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>>32651198
>and the other features on his body

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>>32651198
>For some reason I really liked his face and the other features on his body, and when I had free time I'd trace over the game cover for some autistic reason.

Anon it's okay to come out of the closet. No one here is gonna judge you for liking big pink erect space dragon with big bountiful shoulders.

>>32651658
I meant things like the lines on its face, the shape of its jaw, the purple lines on its neck and tail and crotch, its legs, forearms and hands.