>5'03" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I need to make fun of a fictional creature's height to feel better about my own

>>32636011
t. shitnaughtfag

>>32636070
t. <5'03"

FUCKING MANLET!! HAHAHAHAHA

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>ywn bully a Chesnaught over his height

>>32636098
>his

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>>32635818
Most starters are fucking manlets. I don't see what's so special about this one.

>pokemon aren't human, more at 11

>>32636119
>you'll never hold Serena in your moist frog hands while licking her legs with you tongue scarf

why even live

>>32636119
Chesnaught looks like a big, hulking monster but is the size of a middle schooler

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>>32636129
this

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>>32636144
I wish I was that Serena_

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>>32636134
The same as Venusaur and nearly every other "burly" starter. So what?

>>32636183
Venusaur is 6'07" dumbass, which is already tall for a quadruped

Also, the seal mermaid is over half a foot taller than shitnaught.

>>32636183
Chesnaught is bipedal, and they're expected to not be manlets. That's one of the thousands of reasons why it deserves to get shat on.

>>32635818
WAHAHAHAHAHA XD

MANLETS BTFO!
SHITNAUGHTFAGS BTFO!
KALOSFAGS BTFO!

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When will manlets learn?

>>32636199
>>32636134
>comparing pokemon to humans

Are you legit retarded or?

>>32636212
Considering that you're rushing to the defense of shitnaught like some kind of a shitnaughtfag, I am pretty sure you're the only one here who's legit retarded.

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>>32636155
My headcanon is that if Greninja can learn scald, it could theoretically control the tongue's temperature too. Have you ever worn one of those bottle-like neck collar scarves that you fill with hot water that feel very comfy? It'd be cool if Greninja could do the same but with his tongue.

>>32636070
>>32636093
>>32636134
>>32636191
>>32636207
>>32636227

Samefagging this hard

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decidueye is 5'03

seems like a reasonable height for an owl thing

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>>32636256
It's okay Decidueye. A little bit higher would be better, but you're still okay.

>>32636263
is it wrong that i like all of the SM starters

they all seem so unique with fleshed out personalities. they actually seem like pokemon

>>32636239
>It's a "Chesnaughtfag screeches autistically because there's people who don't care much for Chesnaught" episode
Pathetic.

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>19%
WEW

Underwhelming in design, underwhelming in height, underwhelming in competitive, and underwhelming in popularity!

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>>32636271
It's not wrong and I'm with you, though most of /vp/ would just disagree and say they are all shit. Not that it matters, very few people browse /vp/ after the hype season anyway.

>>32635818
Honestly, chesnaught just makes me mad. It blows my mind that they could ruin a glyptodon; the thing looks like a bearded hobo in a onesie with a trashcan lid on its back, and delphox is even worse because of the gross ear fur and weird dress. It really feels like they made these two so terrible so everyone would pick gren, who's just OK at best.
Don't get me wrong, it's fine to like chesnaught. A bunch of my favorites are objectively bad, too, like dodrio, blastoise, seviper, and feraligatr. But you don't see me claiming they're god's gift to the franchise like gen 7 starter fags.
>>32636227
people like this are one of the cancers that plague vp, though. Starter wars are obnoxious, and they're even worse when you don't explain WHY you don't like something. Wouldn't be surprised if it was another falsefagger.

>>32636125
this desu

>>32636308
>But you don't see me claiming they're god's gift to the franchise like gen 7 starter fags.
You mean the falseflaggers and shitposters who set out to annoy people for fun?
>tfw there are people who actually think owlfans are delusional fags who want Ash-Decidueye

>>32636227
>lol this squirrel is a manlet
>lol this ant is a manlet
>lol this bird is a manlet

You have to remember that most players are supposed to be children, 5' monsters are still going to look cool if you're 4' tall yourself.

>>32636377
That just means that only low intelligence kids thinks that there's any value in Chesnaught, which is yet another reason why Chesnaughtfags are the worst fanbase.

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>>32636235
That's actually really cute, anon.

>>32636387
also those children are manlets lololol somethingorotherfags btfo

am i doing it right

>>32636347
yeah, but falsefagging about starters means you're passionate enough about one to disparage another. It's a similar kind of autism.

>>32636933
There's people that falseflag for all of them too.

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>5'7

AHAHAHAHA

>>32636957
Charizard is 1" taller then me

>>32636957
>tfw Charizard is the exact same height as my dad

>>32636965
HAHAHAHA

just kidding, I'm actually the exact same height as him believe it or not

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>it's a 4'11 manlet turns into a 6'3 heavyweight episode

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>3'11"
wew

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>3'11''
WHEEEEEEEEZE

>>32637003
SHORTSTACCC

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>>32637021
>an average adult ape is about 4 feet
>being so insecure about your height that you have to insult fictional fucking primates

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>10'10''
N-NANIIII?!

>>32635818
It's inspiration, the Glyptodon is pretty fuckin' short.

>>32637040
It's a big snake

>>32637039
shut up slut
i bet sun is a boylet

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>6'3"
wew that's a big cock!

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>>32637040
>11'06"
eat shit

>>32637075
She's an amazonian goddess you faggot

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>"4'07"

That's a big weasel.

>>32637039
Didn't know that apes were that short.

Still the height of Infernape compared to the other starters looks ridiculous.

>23'00"
FUG

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>>32637103

>>32637084
That's literally a male Blaziken, you worthless waifu fagging piece of human filth.

>>32637083
>>32637040
>calls itself serperior
>is actually a sneklet
when will they learn

>>32637003
God I would fuck that ass so hard

>>32637003
Hot

>>32636093

this is chestnut pokemon you idiot...

>>32636093
>>32635818

I wonder why wailord have realistic size HMMMMMMMMM

>>32637146

It's the superior snekfu

>>32637288
(male)

>>32635818
Both Greninja and Delphox are shorther though.