Think of the last pokemon you used and the last pokemon you battled

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I was using a Metagross against a Starmie in Emerald. I'll probably be screwed over because of this thing's weight and Starmie's speed.

>>32632254
>Last used
Kingdra
>Last fought
Moltres

>>32632287
So what weapon would the Kingdra be?

>>32632254
Used Solgaleo to fight Gumshoos

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>>32632254
>Buzzwole v/s another Buzzwole
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>32632254
>Last used
Girafarig
>Last fought
Electric Oricorio

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>>32632327

>>32632326
Flaming sharp Frisbee
>>32632327
Spiked boxing gloves
>>32632328
Dual spiked ball on chain

>used Magikarp
>against Aron
I'm just a manly guy doing manly things.
But somehow I don't think this one's gonna go so well.

>>32632327
Probably yes

I was using a Greninja against a Garchomp.

I'm thinking the obvious is a throwing star or some sort of ninja blade for Greninja,
Double blades for Garchomp like fins? I'm screwed, weak ankles, gimme any weapon and I'd probably lose the fight

>>32632340
Plastic knife.

Ok, I think people aren't getting it. You have to imagine what the pokemon would be if it were a weapon and say what it would be.

>Last used
Araquanid
>Last fought
Celesteela

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>>32632344
But anon, Magikarp is already a weapon!

>>32632358
Sorry Anon, he has to follow the rules of the thread

> last used
Primarina
> last battled
alolan raticate

some kind of spikey baseball bat I suppose?

>>32632358
>Le edgy pokemon parody because its a game for kids and i made it dark and bloody haha get it XD so mature humor only 90s kids remember!

>>32633072
its satyr

>>32632254
Giratina vs milotic I think I'm fine

>>32633089
>Milotic used Ice Beam

>Houndour vs. Buizel
Houndour is probably an edgy lighter and Buizel is a super soaker. I'm fucked

>>32632254
Darkrai and Rotom, the weapon would probably be drugs that put you to sleep and fuck your shit up, if ghosts don't take drugs then I will just take the drugs

>Staryu vs Phanpy
I mean I have the type advantage but Staryu would probably be a shuriken which I can't see being useful at all. So then the question becomes "can I beat a Phanpy with my bare hands?", which I probably can't.
>It is strong despite its compact size. It can easily pick up and carry an adult human on its back.

>Last used
Gallade
>last fought
golbat

so I have swordarms to fight a oversized bat, okay then

A watchog against kommo-o, except the only damaging move kommo-o knows is false swipe.

gonna be a long one, at least super fang can KO.

>Last used
Snorlax
>Last fought
Mega Mewtwo Y

fug :DDDD

>Last fought Surskit
>Last used Quilladin
I guess it'd be a mace or something, I feel confident.

>>32632254
Solgaleo against Necrozma. I don't know. I think it's a 50/50.

>Last used
Zapdos
>Last battled
Swellow

So I have to dress up as big bird and poke another bird with a cattle prod. I think I'll be fine.

>>32633552
STICK WITH THE PROD
PROD WITH THE PROD

>Garbodor versus Palkia
Well fuck, I should stop playing Hackmons.

>used
Psyduck
>fought
Machop

A rubber duck?

>>32632308
A high caliber super soaker