/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32630337
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32630342
OP is slow

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>>32630397
How dare you.

>>32630397
I'd like to see you do what OP does

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>>32630342
>Looks like you've come upon a river cutting through the valley. Lucky for you there's a wooden bridge spanning right across it. Hm, looks like some absentminded person has left some fishing rods on the bridge. How careless of them!

>What will you do? 3, 5, 8

>>32630397
Decided to change this section last minute, had to redraw

>>32630417
Never said his work wasn't something respetable, in fact I think he can take his time, but I wanted to keep this thread bumped and show him that we are here and we will NEVER EVER FUCKING LEAVE HIM ALONE, op belongs to /vp/

>>32630444
Catch a magikarp

>>32630444
Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

>>32630444
Plum, buddy and osha fish, we stay away
Also stop stealing trips

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>>32630468
>Plum catches your attention and motions to use caution. That's right, she has both perception and and Ground Armor at the moment. Maybe she senses something...

Osha: Alright, I guess let's just try one line for now?

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>>32630556
>Osha reels in a Goldeen, who flops around haplessly on the bridge

Osha: Eh, gross. I say we throw it back

>4, 7, 9

>>32630568
I thought otter liked eating Seaking though. Is Goldeen not good enough? Ah well.
Interrogate it before throwing it back I guess.

>>32630568
Apologize to it and throw it back in. Also, try the next rod.

>>32630556
Throw it back.

Ask Plum what she thinks it is. If she doesn't sense danger, reel in all three lines. There might be junk to collect.

>>32630568
Kill goldeen for disappointing otter

>>32630575
reroll

>>32630580
re

>>32630575
Re

>>32630578
reroll

>>32630589
This ends the non-violence run from yesterday.

>>32630602
Should we have used sleep powder and ran instead?

>>32630610
Nah, that joke has run it's course for now.

That was kinda funny tho

Also, do >>32630575

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>>32630578
>The goldeen is tossed back into the water. You ask Osha why he doesn't like goldeen when he likes Seaking

Osha: Ugh food-wise they're COMPLETELY different pokemon. Goldeen are all greasy and fatty and rubbery- both taste and texture wise. But Seaking, oh man, Seaking are so light and delicate, you can pull the meat apart with just a touch a strong fish flavor, but its deep with no after taste-

Oddish: Maybe we should just pull up another rod.

Osha: -and the fins, they're not great on their own, but as a *garnish*, now that's a whole other story-

>>32630662
Stop making me hungry OP

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>>32630662
>You ask Plum if there's anything dangerous on these lines, but she just shrugs. She can tell that there's vibrations going on on the lines, but not the context of them.

>Osha reels in another line

>>32630670
this
I haven't even eaten breakfast yet

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>>32630662
Shit, Osha should cook dinner for the guild. His tastes are refined as hell.

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>>32630676
>A Mantyke appears!

>What will you do next? 1, 6, 9

>>32630683
Ask Osha if we can keep it.

>>32630683
Ask it to join our team

>>32630683
Ask Osha how they fare as seafood. Then have Plummer smack it.

To tenderize it.

>>32630683
Say hi and tell OSHA to pet it
Cutemons deserve all the mercy in the world, specially matyke
If we can let's recruit it

>>32630683
Ask if it knows what's on the third line, then give it a Plain Seed as a humble thank you before placing it in the water.

Actually, try recruiting it first >>32630688

>>32630692
reroll

>>32630670
>>32630679
>>32630682
Osha: I once got a recipe from Helioptile- you take the Seaking fillet and cook it over a low flame in olive oil, and spoon some of the oil on top of it as it cooks, then the outside turns all crisp, while the inside stays light and juicy. Then you add some Sleep Powder for spice, oh MAN. And I know what you're thinking, that'll put you to sleep, right? Well that's where the chesto berry reduction comes in

>>32630710
STOP

I JUST ATE DON'T MAKE ME HUNGRY AGAIN

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>>32630710
aw forgot the pic

>>32630710
I need some fish now. This sounds great

>>32630710
Stop please. I don't want to miss the thread by eating.

>>32630710
That's it, you are taking us to a restaurant after this thread op

>>32630756
Rolling for a dinner date with OP

>>32630771
So close

>>32630718
I was staring at Osha's reflection for a few seconds because my mind didn't see it as a reflection at first.

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>>32630691
>You wave and say hi to the Mantyke. It responds by flopping around, looking for water. You ask if it wants to join the team, but it just continues to flop around. You pet it all the same and tell Osha to do the same.

Osha: Mantyke aren't really capable of traveling on land, away from a water source. At least not until they evolve. It probably wouldn't make a great teammate, unless we were going underwater somewhere.

Buddy: Gosh, Mr. Osha, you sure know your water pokemon. I wanna pet it too!

Osha: We sea and ocean dwellers understand each other, and who's edible... Anyway, I guess if you really want we could take it along as like, a companion or something.

>3, 7,9 next

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Can someone rescue me please? I'm stuck in some low level dungeon in PMD explorers of time (european version)

>>32630795
Keep the mantyke, once it evolves we can put it on a team

>>32630795
Pull the third line

>>32630801
>>32556924
Go here.

>>32630795
Okay, let's add Mantyke to our inventory and pull up whatever's on the last line. Maybe have Buddy do it.

>>32630801
Wrong thread for that

>>32630795
FUCK YES
We need it

>>32630710
Hey, that reminds me, wasn't Helioptile in love with Osha? Has she gotten over that yet?

>>32630801
You should ask that at /pmdg/ instead >>32556924

>>32630818
reroll

>>32630818
re

>>32630795
Mantyke will be our little baby. Rolling for Ron and Osha to adopt it

>>32630795
Push Mantyke in and avoid the third rod. It's an obvious trap.

>>32630857
We will fall for ten thousand traps to be with mantyke if we have to

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>>32630827
>>32630818
>>32630811
>You scoop up some water for Mantyke and add it to your inventory. If nothing else, Mantyke can be sent to search along rivers, seas, lakes, etc. Welcome to team Regicide!
>Meanwhile, buddy firmly grasps the last pole and reels in the line with all his might

>>32630880
Well we fell for Nibbles, so that's only 9999 more.

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>>32630884
>Buddy pulls up a Corphish!

Corphish: Hey!

Osha: Hey?

Corphish: Hey!

Buddy: Hey ^_^

Corphish: Hey! Hey! What do ye think yer doin? These fishing lines ain't free ya know!

Osha: Oh. They were just sitting out here though...

Corphish: Well, they're mine! And you use them, you pay! Three reel-ins, is 300g! Pay up or it's gonna get messy!

>4 ,7, 9 next

>>32630912
Offer corphish a blowjob instead, also ask it to join our team

>>32630912
Otter, time for your Bargaining skill to shine.

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>>32630912
Tell it we'll pay if it joins our team.

>>32630912
Roast him on how much of a shit character he was and compare him to other guild members.
Prepare to counter when he responds with violence.

>>32630917
re

>>32630931
re

>>32630928
Do this

But do >>32630931 if he refuses any offers.

>>32630947
I second this post. Please, OP, if he doesn't join our team, go full Scotsman.

>>32630977
WHADDYA THINK O' THAT, YOU SOFT-SHELLED

>>32630977
Full Dwarf Scotsman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>>32630988
TOMATO-LOOKIN'

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>>32630944
>>32630931
>"Well if it isn't one of the shittiest characters in the Wigglytuff Guild! You were so unlikable and forgettable, I had to look up which game you were in, even though I was just playing Sky! At least Bidoof was memorable. Fuckin BIDOOF."

Corphish: I have no idea what yer talking about, Boyo! I ain't never been part of no guild before! Clearly, ye must be thinking of another Corphish. There's lots of different pokemon of the same species out there, now if you're not gonna cooperate, then I'll have to call in reinforcements!

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>>32631020
Krabby1/2: King! Kingkingking!

Corphish: Dunno why they keep saying that, but they will rough you up good if you don't pay up!

>>32631031
>2, 6, 0

>>32631031
>>32630988

FART-SNIFFIN'

>>32631020
Have Osha ramble on with how to make delicious Krabbies and Corpfish. It will scare them while simultaneously increasing our morale with an appetite for delicious seafood.

>>32631020
>"even though I was just playing Sky!"
>on top of Digimon, Clover, and whatever else
OP you'll never finish your backlog at this rate

>>32631039
Do this

>>32631039
reroll

>>32631039
Re, but don't attack them until they are about to. Then hit them with Osha's Water Gun combined with your fire to create hot water to scald their tasty meat with.

>>32631039
>>32631049
This is fine.

>>32631039
STOP! My mouth can only salivate so much!
(reroll)

>>32631044
The latest of dozens of unfinished games on the backlog. STILL HAVEN'T EVEN BEATEN ZELDA. It was some sort of miracle I actually managed to make it all the way through Yooka Laylee

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>>32631039
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty crabcake

>>32631039
I think he would need the bluff skill to do that. How about we go for Pink armor+Bargaining+Diplomacy instead?

>>32631039
>>32631049

Do this

>>32631066
WHAT?
OKAY!

>>32631069
Don't need bluff skill if its true

>>32631069
What's there to bluff? If anything it's Intimidation using Knowledge (Cooking) stat, which Osha clearly is adept with.

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>>32631070
>>32631039
>>32631049
Osha: Uhh, I mean, I guess you'd just boil em until they're cooked, and eat em with butter, but I don't really like shellfi-

Corphish: BUTTER?? How... DARE you. Aye, that's a delcaration of way, boyo!

>>32631140
I'd declare my way with Osha if you know what I mean

>>32631140
Nothing about crab cakes? Lobster rolls? Nothing about the noise the boiling makes as the shellfish is cooked alive?
You had one job, Osha!

>>32631140
OSHA YOU FUCKED IT UP

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>>32631140
>The Krabby attack, but you and Osha team up to steam the lesser crab pokemon.
>Meanwhile on the other side, Corphish attacks with a Razor shell.

>1, 5, 6 next

>>32631152
Yeah... I don't eat or know much about cooking crabs irl so that's a blind spot for me -_-

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>>32631170
Smack the Corphish into the water with the Mantyke.

>>32631170
Have Plum use Swagger, and Buddy Mega Drain. Ron and Osha continue cooking the Krabs.

>>32631170
Tell Plum to move out of the way so you can Sucker Punch heycrab. While he's dazed from the blow Buddy can use Sleep Powder.

>>32631170
Have Buddy Energy Ball Corpfish's shit, then follow up with some Pig-Otter broship pummeling.

>>32631177
copypaste wikipedia maybe
To be fair, shit's expensive, so most of us wouldn't know.

Rerolling for >>32631189, but add >>32631187 onto the end of that.

>>32631189
Do this

>>32631191
Do this, but slap Corphish with Mantyke.

>>32631202
re

>>32631187
>>32631197
>>32631211
Mantyke is for petting,not smacking you lil' pieces of shit!

>>32631241
We smack our enemies with the fish from our homeland, edboy

>>32631241
Can't help it. Inventory mons make for good weapons.

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>>32631196
>Buddy launches a SE Energy Ball while you and Osha attack with your fighting moves, knocking Corphish off the bridge

Is this the part where we recruit him since he's OP's favorite?

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>>32631313
Corphish: Alright, alright, I see how it is. Ye all brought yer big guns. Why don't we work something out then. Ye all work for me and help me find some valuables, and we'll call it square.

Buddy: You could always come along with us and join our team! We pick up lots of treasure!

Corphish: Hmmm, aye, that seems acceptable to me. Long as I get me money

Osha: Buddy! I don't know if we really want someone so...

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>>32631341
Corphish: And as a peace offering, I'll throw in this Seaking

Osha: I SAY WE DO IT

>What do you think? Let Corphish join? 2, 7, 9

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>>32631341
It just occurred to me you're writing him like Mr. Krabs.

Yes, I know I'm retarded, shut up.

>>32631345
I say we let him join. The more the merrier.

>>32631345
Fuck yes. Though, here comes the hard part. Who do we send back?

>>32631345
Guess it's ok...

>>32631356
Corphish

>>32631345
Yeah, but hug and caress his big and strong claws

>>32631345
Osha is happy, Mr. Corphs is happy, so now I'm happy. RECRUIT HIM.

Also voting for the name Mr. Corphs.

>>32631345
Welcome Corphish with hugs from the entire team

>>32631345
Alrighty then.

>>32631345
Recruit

>>32631356
You could always send him to join up with Team C or D too

>>32631370
That could work if they're down a Mon.

Also voting for the name Nick. After ol' St. Nick.

>>32631370
Send Mr. Corphs to Team D, for the sake of balance. Jack and his squid friend should be fine without him

arr arr arr

>>32631383
Rerolleroni

>>32631383
Yee, do this.

I guess we're gonna have to flip a coin to decide this naming thing, huh.

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Seems we're pretty unanimous on the recruitment at least!

>Decide new team lineup with 3, 4, or 8
>Corphish can join the team here, Team C or D, or go back and help farm at the guild.... if you trust him with your valuables

>>32631413
Team D, I he'll get kinda lonely with just a robot to keep him company while we hike and spelunk for weeks on Mt. Yonder

>>32631413
Send Corphish to D, and Mantyke to school for Flight.

>>32631413
Send him to team D
And keep him away of our valuables

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>>32631413
>if you trust him with your valuables
Are you implying he's gonna rob us OP?

>>32631427
>>32631429
>>32631430
Give D the him

>>32631436
ReEeeEe

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>>32631436
>>32631430
>>32631429
>>32631427
>tfw we all want the same thing, but nobody is getting gets

>>32631434
Well, you know how crabs are
Anyway, we're unanimous again, so Corphish heads off to meet up with Team D on whatever mission they went off to I won't check it's late

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32631413
>Osha talks about the joys of eating Seaking
>just eats the thing raw
I hope we get another horn and fin from this.

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>>32631444
Ah shit nevermind

>>32631454
Night OP, and thanks for the threads as always.
I'm gonna go eat breakfast now, although at this point it's an early lunch

>>32631454
Name poll soon I guess. Suggest whatever names and I'll make a poll tomorrow in the discord

ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT: Starting this week, /vpmd/ will be scaling things back to 3 times a week, so hopefully we don't all hit fatigue again and maybe I'll be able to finish a game or two probably not
So, this week, I'll aim for Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and maybe Saturday depending on how I feel, but the usual schedule from here on I'll try and aim for Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday

>>32630337
Now that I'm looking at this image again, Rhyhorn has quite a butt.