What would 911 calls in the Pokemon world be like?

>>32623287
>Dial 911.
>Beep Beep Beep Beep
>Remember that there's no real law enforcement or governing power in the Pokemon universe
>Die in the fire that my Slugma accidentally started by existing.

>>32623287
Mostly cases of Incineroar running around and molesting little kids

>>32623287
>hello police? Help my Sylveon is trying to suck my cock.

>>32623459
>Sir we've told you multiple times to stop calling here with your weird fetish bullshit. Please get off the line or we will dispatch police and arrest you again.

DELELELELELELELELE WHOOOOOOP

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>>32623561

>hey yeah fire department, it happened again

Pretty sure there was a lady in Fortree who found a Heracross in her house

Would scare the fuck out of me

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Help, my dick got stuck in my pet Lopunny again.

post the "galvantuler" greentext

>>32623287
>Somebody is trying to catch Pokemon with Pokeballs

You have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan.

>>32623287
>help I knotted my Arcanine and now I have severe internal burns

>>32625969
Sauce plsssss...

>>32623299
Pretty sure there's a Police force.
Also I thought the League was the primary governing force in the world.

>>32623287
>Hey officer? A Lucario is stuck in my ass.

>>32629215
But is that really a problem if you're a girl

>>32629238
Then he knots in your vag so yes.

>>32623287
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR RATATTA JOEY. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

I shallowed a Cherrim.

>>32623287
>"Help, a Team Rocket guy went through my house and stole my most valuable item, a TM for Dig!"

>>32623287
help, my gardevoir is bleeding from her ass after I had anal with her

Hello, yes, I have a Joltik infestation. What? Call the pest control? Oh. Okay. Bye."

> 911, What's your emergency?
> Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata.

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>>32623287
HELP THE GUY NEXT ROOM IS FUCKING HIS AERODACTYL

>>32623287
Help I just touched my Slugma

>>32629658
Literally the only clever post in this thread and it's a fucking meme that's been beaten to death for over a decade.

Fuck this thread is a trainwreck

>>32631644
I picked that because Joey does not know when to shut about his inbred retarded rat

>>32623287
>dial the hospital
>they ask what's wrong
>say that I was hugged by my kirlia
>they laugh
>say right after she evolved
>they drop the phone
>dead by the time they get here

>Hello, this is 911 what is your emergency?
>Oh my god ! Come quick, someone broke into my house !
>Calm down Madam, what is this person doing?
>I-it's a 12 years old boy he... just looked into my trashcan, oh wait, he's leaving...

>>32625961
>tfw tune bug replaces the sirens on all police cars

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>>32623287
>There are shitposters right now in this thread who have not seen this episode

>>32623287

"Another Onix just came through the floor again. I swear

>>32623287
>Help please my machamp's cock is stuck in my girlfriend's anus!

>>32631757
>inbred
So that's how it's the best rattata.

If the Pokemon world is anything like the real one, of course there are going to be Pokephiles. And since Pokemon are way more dangerous than real animals, of course there are going to be accidents.

>>32633525
What's the joke here?

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>>32634297
If you don't see it then your retarded