Gentlemen, how do we fix Hitmonchan without changing his stats?

>>32614696
New ability: Wanpan

Every punching move will 1HKO

Crabhammer

>>32614696
Boost ironfist. And ignores protect

>>32614777
Ice hammer
Wood hammer
Dragon hammer
Hammer arm

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>>32614779
Thank you for the Iron fist buff

We don't, because he's shit and only flaming homos like this fag in a dress

>>32614831
What if she's a girl?

>>32614696
Throat Chop and Speed Boost

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>>32614862
>100% male

>>32614874
its a tranny

>>32614696
Mega with Protean

>>32614696
Iron Fist now boosts damage by 50% instead of 20%

>>32615380
Conk would love that Drain Punch buff, thanks

>>32614874
male (female)

>>32614696
New ability, counterpunch, punching moves targeting hitmonchan get reflected back at the user

Now he can switch-in safely on a lot of shit, maybe even get a free STAB drain punch

>>32614696
Without changing stats of making up new abilities..

Possible abilities it would appreciate might include..
Defiant
Stamina
Intimidate
Speed Boost
Analytic
Technician

It might appreciate moves like..
Sucker Punch
Extreme Speed
Parting Shot
Quiver Dance

It's difficult to say for offenses cause it already gets HJK and Close Combat.
I'm trying to think in flavor too

>>32615592
how would quiver dance help him at all
you cant just put quiver dance on everything to make them better

>>32615656
Quiver Dances helps his speed and boosts Special Defense his highest base stat
Being a Physical Attacker with high Special Defense means you can straight out beat specially based Pokemon with low defenses at low risk.
I was looking to boost his strengths.
Stamina/Intimidate+ Quiver Dance and decent recovery option and Hitmonchan is taking just a little more to take down.

>>32614874
nice meme

>>32614696
Give him his own better-than-iron-fist ability that doubles punching attacks or some other broken shit

I was going to suggest giving the elemental punches a buff, but that would just be another buff for Conkeldurr. Gamefreak really hates Hitmonchan, fuck.

Regardless, I always felt that Hitmonchan (All the Hitmon___ Pokemon deserve one, but I digress) deserves a new signature move, considering he lost his old ones.
>Weave
>Type: Fighting
>Category: Support
>PP: 10
>Priority: +4
>Acts as Protect. If it is used to negate a contact move, ups speed by one stage.

>One-Two
>Type: Fighting
>Category: Physical
>PP: 15
>Power: 40
>Accuracy: 100%
>An attack that hits twice. Has a 30% chance of causing the target to flinch per hit.

I think these two attacks would give Hitmonchan a pretty obvious niche.

>>32616490
>I was going to suggest giving the elemental punches a buff, but that would just be another buff for Conkeldurr

PFFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHA

Buffing elemental punches would bunch everybody else that learn them that isn't Hitmonchan. That's how bad Hitmonchan is.

>>32616893
Rude!

>>32614874
Good thing they didn't say female then right? Girl =/= Female, learn before spouting shit.

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SPEEDO BOOSTO

>>32614696
>his