Tfw you're no longer the heaviest Pokémon

>>32605401
it's okay i'd still fug you

>>32605401
Who is?

>>32605401
You're still a big guy.

>>32605413
Cosmoem and Celesteela, only by .4 Ilbs though

>>32605413
Celesteela and cosmoem are the heaviest pokemon. Both weigh 2204.4 lbs or 999.9 kg. Groudon is 2094.4 lbs. or 950.0 kg and primal groudon is 2204.0 lbs. or 999.7 kg

The heaviest Pokemon is your waifumon because she's FAT!

>>32605442
>>32605444
>Cosmeme
The fuck?

What the hell has that little space faggot been eating?

>>32605505

It has the weight of a collapsed star.

>>32605528
I'm like 87% sure a collapsed star weighs more than a tonne.

>>32605532
Its still the densest pokemon.

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>>32605401
Still better than that piece of shit, Celesteela!

>>32605532
I'm also pretty sure that the sun is a star instead of a metal lion, and the moon is a rock rather than a giant bat.

>>32605583
Cosmoem

>>32605821
Solgaleo and Lunalla are emissaries. They aren't literary the sun and moon.

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>>32605401
>tfw still the heaviest Pokémon, and also the best Pokémon, because I disregard everything after Gen 2

>>32605996
>not disregarding gen 2 as well
Not a true OG fan, get the fuck out

>>32605996
Why do you count the shittiest Pokemon (gen 2's)?

>>32606007
>>32606012
I'm not a genwunner. GSC felt like a real sequel to RBY, whereas later games are more like reboots of the franchise.

>>32605996
>Snorlax best Pokémon
>not Mewtwo

>>32605505
It is just naturally incredibly dense, just the usual for space farts

>>32605401
Groudon's a hothead, anon.

You can't ride a hothead to space.

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>>32605996
>because I disregard everything after Gen 2

You're missing out bruh

Why is being the heaviest pokemon and ground type good though? That's like a guaranteed ohko from a stab grass knot

>>32605996
As much as i love gen 3 and others, gen 2 was the last time it felt like a pokemon game before everything started looking slimy and lifeless

>>32605996
go play the remakes.

>>32607804
you just grew up anon.

>>32605821
Dude, do you know how heavy elements are made? That's right, supernovas.
Got your astronomy and chemistry right, faggot

>>32605532
GF refused to allow the Pokedex past 999.9kg

>>32607778
>Drought
>Able to learn Fire Type attacks
>90 base Special Defense
>Completely forgetting about the Red Orb.

Besides, who actually runs Grass Knot nowadays?

>>32608382
Hot Monkay Dik.

>>32605423
4U ber