ITT, make up moves that should already exist

>Very high jump miss
>85 accuracy
>lose 75% health when it misses
Who the fuck would ever run something like that? It isn't high risk high reward it's just stupid

>>32601757
Extremely High Jump Kick

Fighting
200 BP
50% accuracy
1 PP

On miss, you lose 100% max HP

>>32601792
I don't see how it's any worse than Hi-Jump Kick, which already makes you lose 50%.

Heavenly Jump Kick
OHKO
30% accuracy

Absurdly High Jump Kick

Fighting
450 BP
30% Accuracy
1 PP

On miss, all your party pokemon lose 100% max HP

>>32601793
Way Too High Jump Kick
250 BP
35% Acc
1 PP and can't be raised by PPUP

On miss, faint self - Pokemon that switches in loses 25% max health

>>32601757
Very Low Kick
Fighting
1 BP
1% accuracy
1 PP

On miss you lose 99% max HP

Space Jump Kick
30% ACC
1PP
If misses, you lose the battle
If hits, you win the battle

>>32601757
Highest Jump Kick

Fighting
OHKO
30% accuracy
5 PP

You faint regardless of a hit or miss.

Highest Jumpiest Kick

Fighting
255 BP
50% Accuracy
5 PP

If it hits, the entire opposing team faints, you automatically enter the hall of fame, and you get an invite to Worlds 2018.

If it misses, your 3DS explodes and bricks all Nintendo consoles within a 30-mile radius. If you are playing on Citra, Reggie jumps through your computer screen, breaks your nose and calls you a bitch-ass pansy.

>>32601826
>not OHKO on targets heavier than 200 kg

Way to fucking high jump kick
Fighting
1pp
0.01% accuacy
Hit, you are automatically crowned champion
Miss, and your 3DS gets bricked

Ruse room
Inverts atk with sdef, satk with def

>>32601873

da fuk u fagt

>>32601757
Highest Jumpiest Kickiest

you miss you die in real life

>>32601757
Almighty Drill that pierces the Heaven Kick

Steel/Fighting
Too much spiral power BP
The chances of your win is abysmally low
Requires 1000000 fighting spirit to use

On miss your spiral life forms all die out

>>32601757
Za Warudo Jump Kick

Fighting
∞ BP
5% accuracy
1PP

On miss, you lose the battle
On hit, each Pokemon on the opponent's team is struck and defeated

Kick

Fighting
80 BP
99% accuracy
10 PP
On miss, you lose 1 HP.

Far Combat
Special-attack equivalent of Close Combat.

Static Punch
Same as Dynamic Punch but inflicts paralysis instead.

Brick Throw
Reverses Reflect/Light Screen instead of breaking them.

SUPER MEGA HIGHEST BIG GUY JUMP KICK EXTRAVAGANZA BLAST & KNUCKLES
9001 BP
ACCURACY 0.000000000000000000000069%
IF YOU HIT YOU ARE THE WORLD'S CHAMPION TO FIGHT THE INCOMING ALIEN INVASION
IF YOU MISS EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH DIES
YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT
ONE OPPORTUNITY
WILL YOU CAPTURE IT?
OR WILL YOU LET IT SLIP?

>>32601757
Apex Leap Foot Impact
Fighting
[numerical expression of the extent of human ingenuity] BP
1/[numerical expression of the extent of human stupidity] Accuracy
If it hits, your opponent dies. Their head explodes and they die.
If it misses, your mother dies in her sleep tonight. Do not reply, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

>>32601948
Non-Jumping Kick
60 BP
100% accuracy
10 PP
On miss you gain 25% HP back.

Jump
0BP
Fighting
90%
10 PP
On hit, you lose 50% HP

>>32601951
>Far Combat
Could see that existing with a different name
>Static Punch
Physical Zap Cannon?
>Brock Throw
I kek'd

High

Grass
420 PB
69% accuracy
999999999999 PP
On miss you overdose and die.

High

0BP
100% accuracy
Restores status

Pumped-Up Kick
Fighting
50 BP
100% accuracy
+2 priority, faster than my Bullet Punch.

Falcon Kick

Fire Type
180 BP
65% accuracy
50% recoil
5 PP

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Big Baller Jump Kick
Fighting
495 BP
85% accuracy
5 PP

If you miss you're a small baller for life and will never have the chance to become a big baller

>>32601757
Cross Country Kick

Fighting
+1 BP for every mile
10% accuracy
5 PP

On miss suffer a twenty turn recharge

High Jump Kek
Fisting Type
∞ BP
∞ Accuracy

>>32601757
Ten Laps Kick

Fighting
200 BP
5 accuracy
5 PP

On miss, run another lap and lose a stage of speed, repeats until a kick hits or speed reaches -6 stages, if speed is at -6 stages then use Rest

what the fuck is this thread kick

>>32601757
Thousand High Kicks
Ground
130 BP
90% Accuracy
10 PP

If Zygarde misses this attack, it will immediately downgrade to its next lowest form. Effect ends when switched off the field

holy kek, this thread

You're all morons, you can just use a fighting z crystal. Z moves have 100% accuracy.

>>32602334
but then the move loses the added effects
u fricken dongle

>>32602334
High Non Z Kick

Fighting
247 BP
38.495482023904%
55 PP

If you use the Z move version of it you die.

>>32601811
Sky high jump kick
1000 BP
25% Acc
1 PP

On miss, party blackout.

>>32602435
Outter Space Very Very Very High jump kick
3000 BP
10% Acc
1 PP

On miss, you lose the next 3 games

tackle
physical
normal type
40 power
35pp
100% accuracy

hit
physical
type
damage
power points
accurate

the user hits the other user for damage

>>32602449
REALLY FUCKING HIGH JUMP KICK!!!
9001 BP XDDD
1 ACCURACY
IF IT MISSES YOU DIE IRL!!!!!

>>32602480
Little too complicated, don't you think? Kids have to play this game, too, you know.

>>32601757
Kick In The Balls
100 BP
95% acc
5 PP
Leaves the opponent paralyzed, works only against male pokemon and castform

Fairy type Draco Meteor clone called Shooting Star.

Steel type Draco Meteor clone called Pipe Bomb or something more kid friendly, except instead of -2 SpA after use, -2 accuracy.

Definitely Rock Fang, maybe even Iron Fang.

Boosting moves that give +1 Att/SpD, and another one that gives +1 SpA/Def. The former could be a Dark type boosting move and the latter could be Psychic type.

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>>32602742
>Mfw I posted before reading the rest of the thread

>>32602505
Infinite Jump Kick
∞ BP
%.05 Accuracy
If it misses the entire universe stops existing

Chaos Dunk Kick
∞ BP
-42 Accuracy
Balls so hard that, hit or miss, you get sent through time to post-cyberpocalyptic Neo-New York.
>>32602742
>Fairy type Draco Meteor clone
You mean like Fleur Cannon?

>>32601757
Extremely Low Squat Punch
10 BP
85% accuracy
5 PP
On miss, you gain 75% max health

Moderately High Jump Kick
115 BP
93% accuracy
10PP

Something to bridge the power gap

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>this thread

Little Hop Kick
15 BP
95% accuracy
15PP
Hits 5 times
Missing one kick will result in hitting yourself five times.

Cunt punt

Fighting
80BP
95% accuracy
10 PP

Does double damage to female pokemon.

Bazinga Hi Kick
googolplex BP
0.000000000000001 %
>32603841 PP
if it miss, your mother would die in her sleep tonight.

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This

High Jump Kick
420 bp
69% acc

confuses u and the target xD

Flyin' High Jump Kick

Fighting
420 BP
80 ACC
5 PP

If the move misses, the user just goes to sleep.

Somewhat high but not really jump kick
95 BP
95 accuracy

Once it misses you land on your neck and cause self induced paralysis.

>>32601996
Ha

>>32601757
Long-Distance Perpendicular Kick
Fighting
120 BP
85% accuracy
5 pp
Switch out on miss

>>32601792
i disagree completely. 85% is a completely reasonable accuracy and 30 base power is worth the risk. if anything, i think it's too good.

>>32602864
Lowest Possible Jump Kick
-40 BP
50% Accuracy
If it misses, you deal damage to the enemy's party as if this attack had 40 BP

>>32601996
jej

>>32601856
Le epic escalation of le scale man!

KICK OF DEATH

Fighting
OHKO
5% Accuracy
1 PP

Either you kick or you die

>>32604050
Not really. You can already 2HKO or OHKO a lot of things in the first place with High Jump Kick and 30 extra base power isn't going to change the damage difference enough so that it matters.
The most significant change I can think of is that Quagsire gets 3HKOed after leftovers with High Jump Kick (from Mega Lopunny) with Very High Jump Kick being a 2HKO.

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coldsteel the hedgekick
255 bp
99 pp
dark type
999% accuracy
when this move hits enemy dies right away and u take some of all their stats permanently and this is a super kick that kill anyone in 1 hit

nothin personnel... kid

Negative Kick
-20 BP
150 Accuracy
Restores health on miss

EXTREEEEEEEEEMEEE kick
5 bp
77 pp
10% accuracy
on hit: all pokemon on the enmy team, except for the one out are frozen
on miss: the players 3ds will catch fire

IRL Jump Kick
50% accuracy

If you hit, you automatically win the battle because your opponent can no longer fight you (by virtue of the fact your system was just smashed to bits).

If you miss, you trip, fall, and snap your neck.

>>32601757
Why not Sky Jump Kick

>>32604730
because that would be a flying move.

Gargoyle Claw
Rock-type
80 BP
100% accuracy
15 PP

One-Two Punch
40 BP
90% accuracy
10 PP
Hits twice and has a 10% flinch chance.

>>32604825
>One-Two Punch
Fighting-type

Tombstoner
Ghost
100 BP
100 acc
10pp
it's just eq but spooky

Dodge Kick

If the next move is a kick, you dodge it

If it is not a kick, you get hit twice for flinching you little bitch

>Fiery Tail
Fire Type, 90 BP, 90% Acc
>Shock Tail
Electric type, 90 BP, 90% Acc
>Frost Tail
Ice type, 90 BP, 90% Acc

Mega Hitmonlee has No Guard

>>32604349
30 base power difference is huge and will turn some 2HKOs into OHKOs.
The drawback isn't really any worse than HJK, losing 50% or 75% is basically the same, your mon is most likely getting KO'd either way.

Kick-kick
Steel
24BP
100 Accuracy
The user's leg becomes steel in order to kick, causing higher damage to an opponent who kicks their leg.
70 BP but it doubles if the opponent has kicked the user this turn. Kick-Avalanche.

Block-kick
Fighting
- BP
16PP
- Accuracy
The user readies his leg, ready to kick away any incoming projectiles.
Acts like Mirror Coat.

Jump Not-Yet-Kick
Fighting
- BP
32 PP
- Accuracy
The user jumps into the air and tucks in his legs, ready to kick from above.
Kick-Charge, raises defense and doubles power of a kick move next turn.

Really-High-But-Honestly-Disappointing Kick
Flying
85 BP
8 PP
85 Accuracy
The user jumps into the air, and attacks on the second turn.
it's fucking bounce

So Hitmonlee's AG now, right?

>>32601862

Best one.

>>32601757
Post High Jump Kick

Fighting
20 BP
40% accuracy
5 PP

On hit your next High Jump Kick won't fail, Priority 1

Bubble Punch
Water
Physical
75 bp
100 accuracy
15 pp
10% chance of lowering the opponent's speed stage by 1 stage and confusing the target

Signature move for Poliwrath

Kick

Fighting
5BP
90% accuracy
20PP

A normal kick from any pokemon with a leg.

UNLIMITED KICK WORKS

300 bp
100.1% Accuarcy

The user attacks billions of times using this move. Unavoidable, unprotectable, nothing can stop Girugameshu.

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>>32605740
>Unlimited [...] Works
>nothing can stop Girugameshu.
>implying UBW is Gil's technique
Secondaries...

>>32601757
Reasonably high jump kick
70 BP
99 PP
99% accuracy If this attack misses the pokemon will lose 1% max HP

>>32601757
Hump Ji Ckik

BP 150

Accuracy 0.00000001%

If it misses a hidden fertilizer bomb inside the Nintendo DS activates and the player gets their face fucking blown off.

>>32603648
GGAGAHAHHHHH IM DYING

schrodinger's cat kick
??? Bp
??? Acc
??? pp

This move has simultaneously both hit and missed until you check and collapse its wave function

Elemental Abuse

BP 100
Accuracy 90

Special attack, targets opponents weak element for maximum efficiency

5PP, only learned by Ditto at level 80

>>32601757
Tsunami Crash

The water equivalent of Double Edge, Flare Blitz and Wood Hammer.

Jump high then teleports behind you unsheathes leg nuthin personal kick
KOs trainer
666% accuracy
69pp

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>>32602587
>and Castform

KIK ZA DUSTO
-- BP
100% accuracy
Instantly faints all pokemon, but immediately rewinds the battle to 5 turns before the move was used. No player will have memory of what occurred within that time.

Starry Night.

Creates a darkness weather effect. Buffs ghost and dark. Weakens fairy and fire.

>>32608414
Have it buff ice too because of black ice

>>32601939
Is this a Burly Closet Homosexual Men Featuring Characters Named After Music, Artists, And Bands reference?

>>32607047
>not water bullet
come on man

>>32609214
>not water kick
come on man

Long kick
Fighting
70 BP
- Accuracy

It doesn't check accuracy, but you kick the opponent from really far away, so it takes a few turns to connect.

>>32601939
Is this a reference to Jojos circus?

>>32601757
Plane-high Ultra High Jump Kick

Fighting
∞ BP
0.1% accuracy
2 PP

If hits you win, if doesn't you lose.

>>32603878
now those were some quality threads

Lucario Kick
Fighting/Steel
4000000000 atk
6000000000 accuracy
8888 PP
Lucario kicks the opponent with her soft paws
if it misses she fucks the opponent's trainer :3

High Jump Cock
Fighting
90BP
5 PP
60% accuracy

If opponent is opposite gender, infatuate. If opponent is same gender, confuse. If it misses, user is paralysed.

>>32601757

Yeah haha why not add more match deciding RNG to the game good job OP haha

>>32605740
WRONG REFERENCE FAG! IT'S GATE OF KICK

Bump Kick

Fighting
50 BP
100% Accuracy
15 PP

Returns thread to first page

>>32601757
Nut kicks
Type: Fighting
Category: Physical
BP: -
Accuracy: -
PP: 16
Effect: This move only works if the Target is Male. It will OHKO the target if it's male.