/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

kiss otter

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>It's been a relaxing couple days after your encounter with Zygarde. Your exploration team has been in and out on their own business, keeping the guildhouse crowded. After all that time, you're starting to feel a bit stir crazy though. Maybe its time to go out and run some errands. What do you want to do?

>2, 5, 7 decides

It's good to be back.

>>32595406
Make an altar and put the OP paper in it.

>>32595387
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32595406
greet otter, then check the bulletin board

>>32595413
reroll

>>32595406
Go on a picnic

>>32595413
re

>>32595387
Fucking yes!
I'm not in the discord so I didn't know where was the next thread going to be, so it's nice to have you and your figures back, man
>>32595406
Let's start this properly
Give a gentle kiss and grope otter

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>>32595417
>>32595433
>>32595413
Osha: Good morning, Ron! What's up? Checking the job board? Ehh, we haven't gone to the exploration guild in a while so it probably doesn't have any current jobs on it right now. Guess we've been putting it off, huh? After that whole wishing tower thing I think we needed that break from jobs! But we should go to the guild anyway, we still need to cash in those jobs we took for the Daisan area

>What's next? 1, 4, 9

>>32595483
Take otter on picnic

>>32595483
Wew, this house is getting pretty cramped. Maybe we really should head to the guild so we can upgrade our base while we're at it.

>>32595483
Molest the OP thingy

>>32595483
Head for the guild. Avoid contact with the authorities, they're probably out to get you under the new mayor.

>>32595483
Go to the guild then,bring Jenny and Eva with us.

>>32595483
We might as well cash in first.

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>>32595501
>>32595499
Eva: (So uh... is this thing... alive, or...?)

Osha: (I have no idea. I'm still expecting it to explode.)

>2, 3, 7 next

>>32595549
let Osha handle business as we go talk to Deerling and Turtwig

>>32595549
Upgrade our guildhouse

>>32595563
Ree
Also while at it, make Ron turn on the ink meme machine

>>32595549
Talk with Druddigon about jobs.

>>32595549
Flame charge turtwig

>>32595563
>>32595564
Re

>>32595591
While I'd love to Flame Charge him too,
let's not start anything. Please.

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>>32595593
>>32595563
>>32595564
>While Osha deals with the details of your quest rewards, you head over and introduce yourself to Turtwig and Deerling.

Turtwig: Oh, hello there! You guys are that team Regicide right? Been hearing about you lately. Is it true that you wrestled with a 50% zygarde bear handed?

Eva: It was something like that from what I hear... so what are you two doing here today?

Turtwig: Oh! Where are my manners, this is my partner Deerling, but you can call her Berry.

Berry: Nice to meet you all!

Jenny: *beep* *click* *click*

Turtwig: We're an exporation team too. You might have seen our team name around on the job boards, "Twig and Berry's," but yeah, we came to get some jobs, but it looks like they're all out!

Berry: Sadly, jobs have been scarce ever since they implemented that-

Osha: 25% tax?! There's never been a 25% tax on job rewards before!

Druddigon: S-sorry Osha, It wasn't our call! It was an edict of the new mayor's.

Turtwig: It's flippin highway robbery is what it is!

Berry: Think on the bright side, honey, it's funding that nice new school across the street

Turtwig: Well, I guess... heck, though.

>Osha takes in 67g, 3 oran berries, 1 purple apricorn, and 1 home warp

>3, 7, 8 next

>>32595752
Talk with our large-nosed friend about the loan and pay for it.

>>32595752
pay the new mayor a visit if you catch my drift

>>32595772
Later,we have a lot of things to do.

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>>32595768
(((Probopass))): Oh, back again, are we? What can I be helping you with today then?

Osha: Well Mr. Probopass, our guild is growing pretty fast. We could use some more room.

Probopass: Oh? Looking for an upgrade are we? Well you still owe 500g for your last loan. Then the down payment for the next upgrade will be 150g. You'll have to dip into your savings a bit, but you can afford the upgrade. Are you sure you want to go through with it?

>Confirm? 2, 5, 0

>>32595816
I say we do it, we don't use the money that much anyway.

>>32595816
Yes

>>32595816
Maybe we should try to make sure our loan is paid first. Don't want to get into too much debt. At least check shops first for things to sell and buy before considering.

>>32595816
Heck it. Sure.

>>32595752

a wild pokemon attacks the party out of nowhere

>>32595838
RE
RE
RE

>>32595838
re, we don't have much money despite our wealth

>>32595838
reroll

>>32595816
Pay the debt first.

>>32595816

a wild pokemon attacks!

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>>32595844
>>32595865

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>>32595840
>You pay off your loan, and put the down payment in for the next level of guildhouse, leaving you with 25g in hand.

Probopass: Thank you very much! We will begin the construction shortly. With this, you'll be able to send up to 3 teams out on missions, not to mention a few other perks. The remainder of the loan for level 3 is 850g. Pay that off and we can talk about upgrading again!

>Do you want to do anything else here? Deposit any items or money? Remember, money in the bank earns a little interest while you're out on a mission,
>4, 0, 1

>>32595908
Deposit all our money and the Garchompite. We won't be needing it any time soon.

>>32595908
Remember to deposit the rest after going out shopping. Go out shopping to sell and buy first.

>>32595915
And the water stone too

>>32595908
Deposit 1g, if we wait 15 years we'll have like 100,000g

>>32595915
>>32595917
Re, except also deposit the Rare Candy and evolution stones (not the Protagonist ones), and get your Beats by Gen repaired

>>32595917
Rerolling this.

>>32595932
re

>>32595908

>oshawott sneezes and inadvertently uses water gun on probopass in doing so

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>>32595921
>>32595915
>You deposit 25g, 1 Garchompite, and 1 water stone into the bank
>What's next?

>>32595982
Go to the porygon store.

>>32595982
>1, 2, 7 next

>>32595982
Visit the mayor

>>32595982
since we have no money on hand now
cry

>>32595978
You choose Ron's actions, not Osha's.

>>32595982
Also deposit the Leaf Stone and Sun Stone if it's in your inventory. Sell your junk at the market and I guess do >>32595984

>>32595984
reroll

>>32595986
re but arm thrust that litleo

>>32595989
re

>>32595984
re

>>32595989
rerolling

>>32595984
reroll

>>32595984
rereroll

>>32595984
rerereroll

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>>32596001
>>32595986
Litleo: Ow! Hey!!

>>32596046
the protagonist continues to show his good

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>>32596046

>>32596046
Is that a Weavile to the left? I thought we killed that thing dead.

>>32596046
This is one of those days...

>>32596064
Clearly Ron is shit at killing things

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>>32596046
Popplio: Mhmm, can I help y'all? Oh, it's you fools. What do you want?

>2, 7, 9 next

>>32596071
Kiss popplio

>>32596064
that's sneasel from the machine of death part

>>32596071
Ask if we can speak with the mayor.

ask to see the mayor and ask pop on a date

>>32596071
"Ay, ya bizzlebort! Me cohort of cactuses desires to get the ears of das meyeur bloke!"

>>32596076
This, but not in the mouth, do it in her most private, wet, special and noble place, with tongue
then hold her fin/hand whatever it is

>>32596071
say hi

>>32596071
Ignore Popplio, march into the Mayor's office.

>>32596071
We would like an appoinment with the mayor. When is the mayor available?

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>>32596102
Popplio: Hey! Where you think you're goin fool? The mayor isn't taking any visitors today! Get back here!

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>>32596143
>You burst into the mayor's office with reckless abandon

Treecko: Oh! Well well, if it isn't Scrapple and his band of misfit losers. I was wonderin when you would come by to be a pain in my ass. What do you want?

>2, 6, 8 next

>>32596169
burninate him

>>32596169
Fucking hell. Him again?

Ask what's up with the new tax. Doesn't he understand that it'll only discourage rescue teams from taking up jobs?

>>32596169
Ask him if he can hold down osha while you forcefully fuck him

[spolier]or something that will progress the plot [/spoiler]

>>32596169
Throw magearna at him and have her use explode

>>32596191
re

>>32596186
Secure

>>32596169
look around the room unsuspiciously. We need to make sure our gunpower plot works well by figuring out where to put the explosive and how to infiltrate

>>32596187
>>32596206
re

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>>32596206
Osha: So, you won the elections then, uh, Mr. Treecko.

Treecko: Oh you know it Oshy. Won it in a landslide. Of course, th' hicks in this city know what's best for them.

Osha: Er, I did want to ask what was up with that 25% tax on exploration jobs though? Seems a little unfair...

Treecko: Pff, you losers running around like chumps don't understand economics like I do. We take a cut of the exploration rewards, we get funding for vital city needs, including my new school. You might want to check that out, btw, you fools could use some lessons. Then those moochin explorer teams get off their asses and put in more work to actually earn their money, and finish more jobs than ever before.

Chikorita: It's like they TRYIN to not understand, daddy

Treecko: Now beat it, bums. Go n' get ta work for a change.

Eva: (Osha, can I PLEASE kill this guy)

Osha: (If only you could...v_v)

>3, 7, 9 next

>>32596309

attack chikorita

>>32596309
Take a huge shit on treecko's desk

>>32596309
"Enjoy your fancy office while you can..."
Now lets go to the porygon store

>>32596309
Head to the school. We'll burn that down. We'll destroy everything he loves. And then we kill him.

>>32596309
Offer a curse ring as a gift before leaving. We should probably check out that school.

>>32596309
(To OP): Where are the windows and vents? We need to find infiltration entrances to find blackmail and incriminating evidence (and loot).

For roll: stealth fart before leaving and run off to the stores.

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>>32596322
you fool

>>32596309
Ask if these taxes would pay for him to get a new heart if his was mysteriously eaten out of his chest?

>>32596326
reroll

>>32596329
>>32596328

re, except later on mail him the curse ring as a gift and falsely make out the sender to be one of his girls

>>32596309
Poison him with Parasitic Spores with the most successful method

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>>32596343
>>32596329
>>32596328
>You plop a curse ring down on Treecko's desk and turn to leave

Chikorita: Eyw, you smell somethin daddy?

Treecko: Dats just how the hicks out there smell, baby. You just gotta learn to tolerate it along with the rest of they awfulness.

Osha: (let's... let's just go...)

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32596423
Well, now we know where to hide Jenny when we get the chance.

Night OP, and thanks for the thread~

>>32596423
Thanks for the threads OP!
I still cant get rid of that list of things to do i have,but this is a good start.

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Just because we're in a town doesn't mean we shouldn't be able to kill our problems away like outside, but I feel like OP would just make Osha stop us from trying.

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>Treecko sent us to hell - but we're going even deeper - take back all the Reviver Seeds and money we've lost!

Good to be back. I hope OP gives us the chance once day to beat the shit out of Treecko.