Well?

>>32585352
no

>>32585352
Sorry I don't speak ching-chong

>Turn off the lights when I fall asleep, please. I'm going to sleep now.
Nothing lewd if that's what you were hoping for anon.

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>>32585352
GET UP YOU FUCK

YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR NERD SCHOOL

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>>32585352
Who ever this artist is draws absol so cute.

>>32585352


I want to impregnate that absol

>>32585352
who fucking sleeps with glasses on

>>32585444
humans cannot impregnate pokemon

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>>32585583
They can if they're in the same egg group.

>>32585589
and neither absol or femowstic are in the ANTHRO category

>>32585583
have you tried?

>>32585583
Proof?

>>32585628
>>32585647
I have no proof humans cannot impregnate pokemon. But I have yet to see any proof that they can.

>>32585702
fair enough
hopefully this is addressed in the next games, i think the fans are all dying to know the truth

>>32585583
N

>>32585363
*Martian Scripts

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Is this the Absol thread?

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Bump.

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if this is the absol thread please keep waifufaggotry and furfaggotry to a minimum thanks

>>32585589
>>32585620

egg groups are a myth
pokemon have no biochemical barriers. what do you think happened to all the normal animals?

>>32588747
>>32586861
>tfw those thighs

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>>32588773
I think you were a little late on that request there.

>>32585352
Is this some sort of Pokemon fursona?

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>>32585702
Well, since the offspring is usually the mother's species it would be nigh impossible to tell without genetic testing.

On the other hand, it's not uncommon for humans to be born with unique qualities otherwise associated with Pokemon. Telekinesis, super strength, endurance...take your pick. Point is, Humans in the Pokemon world are a lot closer to them than most would want to admit.

>>32585352
>sharp claws
>bedsheets
NO

>>32590546
post more human x pokemon stuff

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moo

>OwO
what did absol mean by this

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>>32593003
Is Absol THE OwO Pokemon?
Does any other Pokemon have a cry that sounds any moreso to how you would pronounce this emoticon?

>>32593040
>Is Absol THE OwO Pokemon?
ABSOLutely