Post some Guzma and Team Skull
>samefagging this hard
>>32573209
I never said I was trying to be different people, retard.
>>32573209
This guy is, by far, the best Guzma cosplayer I've seen.
>>32573203
>>32573300
Yeah, Eight-san I think, the other one was musashi. So, are cosplay pics allowed too? Though I can't think any other good male cosplayers than those two.
>>32573300
Needs an Ultra Ball and the necklace.
This boy deserves cuddles. It pains me that I'll never be able to give them to him.
I knew Guzma was my boy when I noticed he belongs to the glorious PC master race. While his grunts are most likely console peasants judging from the Wii Us in the Shady House.
>>32575374
Pretty sure he has a Wii U in his room in route 2.
>>32575355
Idk. He looks pretty threatening and unapproachable most of the time.
>>32575471
To me, he looks inviting
>>32572782
I wish Guzma had an expanded a bigger team in the mansion fight
>>32575621
Probably didn't havea big team because of the Skull Grunt battles before you reach him.
>>32574640
Yeah, you can post cosplayseven bad ones for a good laugh. But when I found those 2 photos, it was like seeing a glimpse of heaven. They got everything so perfect. Even their faces can match Guzma's.
>>32575601
Be honest anon, does this guy look like someone you would leave your sibling to be babysitted with, ask what time is it or where the bathroom is?
>>32575172
I think they are cosplaying post game Guzma who ditched the tattoos and the necklace.
>>32575659
I wouldn't go to him for those things, but that's the look of a potential animalistic fuck all night... so yeah, I'd go to him for myself.
>>32575709
Tbqh he looks like someone who only cares for his pleasure and would stop as soon as he is done. What's the word for someone who thinks very highly of themself and is arrogant? Cocky?
>>32575762
Just beat him up with golf cubs, tie him up for a few months and rape him on a regular basis while not feeding him enough. That'll break him.
>>32575788
Or just leave him with Nihiligo.
>>32575355
Guzma is for protecting.
>>32575788
Guzma is not for abuse.Unless of course he's into a bit of pain behind closed doors.
I have a thing for size differences and domming bigger dudes.
God, I love solos so much.
>>32575904
Good thing the asshole was already censored. Though I'm not sure if the pic would have been deleted just for that.
Where did you get the banner from?
>>32575943
Nevermind, I could have just googled it.
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>>32576009
You call this shota?
Mario Kart 8 has never looked so appealing.
>>32576033
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbOSrr5We7w&ebc=ANyPxKpNnSPDQy83Id8VMcy0Y-9KQ2_z_iSqcQ8g189Kb88c137wwIRcXL6j1DFOwRaK6B7X2csC
>>32576012
what else would it be? he looks like a young kid there
>>32576099
It's because 100% Guzma art consists of what he looks like in the game, a young adult. And he looks the same clothing wise minus pants and the pink shirt.
>>32575762
I don't mind being his cum whoreit's my fetish, anyways. I get off to just being cummed inside
Guzma is a virgin. Pass it on.
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>>32576059
Best mods ever
>>32576322
Can he even teach anything if he doesn't know how to spell "professor"?
>>32576315
I hope Switch is hackable so the Guzma mods from Smash and MK can be transferred to it.
>>32576434
It's based off a scene from How I Met Your Mother.
Has anyone even tried hacking the Switch yet?
>>32576517
Oh. I haven't the series. It has so many seasons too.
About Switch being hacked, no, I have not heard of it being hacked. Yet.
>>32576277
I want to bully him, holy shit.
>>32576782
Within time, I'm sure of it.
>>32577280
Don't bully that cutie pie. He needs kisses all over.
>>32577428Of course I mean bullying lewdly, Anon. Even though he'd loom over me, I want to force his back up against the lockers in the hallway and run my leg up between his, lightly pressing my knee against his groin to make his cheeks flush crimson with embarrassment.
>Walk into Guzma's room
>See this
>What to do
>>32576277
Are you sure this isn't Molayne?
It looks out of character of Guzma to act and look like that.
>>32577520
T h i c c
>>32577520
Bury my face against that healthy looking rear of his.
>>32577520
>>32577503
Oh, THAT kinda bullying... I could get behind that.
>>32577538
It's one of those alternate universe drawings, where characters are opposite of themselves.
>>32576033
I want Guzma to drive on me.
>>32575816
I want to tongue surf down that happy trail.
>>32575904
I need more solo Guzma stuff. It's always hot.
>>32575355
He's like a cat. Likes his kitty milk, aww. I love him.
>>32574640
I'd make Guzma jam in my mouth.
>>32573314
I love when cute things nest on Guzma's head.
>>32577736
Oh.
>>32572988
Aww he is tired. Probably has to wake up early to train with Hala. I imagine he lives with both Hala and Hau, and he is extra grumpy because Hau is all up in his grill in the mornings, and just talking his ears off. He's like, "Damn, kid. Give me a few minutes to wake up!" then he wraps up in a blanket like a cocoon, and goes back to sleep in his make-shift bed.
>>32577751
You and me both, Anon.
>>32577810
This one's cute. Guzma's head is probably vibrating from the purring.
>>32575762
cocky arrogant guys usually bottom
>>32577849
Or bottom out in people.
If Guzma ever went to Kalos, all of the Flabébés would cutely float towards him, and nestle upon his head.
>>32577817
Hau is that annoying little brother who will unknowingly annoy Guzma to end with being talkative, following him around and getting him to buy him malasadas.
>>32577935
I love seeing pictures of them together. And I like to think that Guzma has a soft spot for him.
>>32577898
He seems to be popular among bugs. I wonder why.
>>32577946
Yeah. First being irritated by him, but eventually tolerating and slowly becoming fond of him due living with Hala as a his trainee.
>>32577954
They sense that he's not afraid of him.
>>32578002
It's so cute! I imagine there's a point where Lillie is coming to Alola for a visit, and Hau is freaking out. Guzma notices that he likes her, and tries his best to give dating advice, even though Guzma himself kinda sucks at that stuff.
>>32577891
To my understandinghitting the cervix is painful for most women.
>>32577849
I thought they were the ones wanting to be in control, not the other way.
>>32578054
He will be behind the Alolan Eggxegutor (or whatever it's called) and give him advice via walkie talkie of some sort.
>>32578119I enjoy the experience, but maybe that's just a personal preference.
>>32578141
Then again, >>32577891
was talking about people, so maybe it doesn't hurt as much totake it in the ass too.
>>32578140
That image is adorable! I imagine he says something like, "Give her a rock! Bitches love rocks."
>>32578148
"Give her a Dawn Stone. It works, I talk from an experience."
>>32578147
The ass goes pretty far, so I'm sure it's not a literal pain in the ass.I'm not much into getting bum blasted, so sticking with the cervix punch in the front
>>32578140
Someday he will get there. Become a Kahuna of Mele Mele.
>>32578165
I like the feelingof being filled in any of the holes, whether it is by man's fingers or dick. Even better if they both are used at the same time.
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>>32578248
Damn, his fingers look bangable.I am afraid of anal
>>32578398
Aaw. It's cute, great job!
>>32572782
Someone needs to help this guy with perspective. Look at those feet!
>>32577898
I think he would most likely would love Johto with their bug catching contest that i actually really miss doing, they were fun.
>>32578437
Thanks a lot!
The aftermath.
>>32578447
Anon, they look fi...
>zooms in
Nevermind.
>>32578464
He would kick everyone's asses at that. Wish we'd get a similar feature in future games.
>>32578447
It would look fine if his pants over-lapped his shoes a bit. But looking closer, the feet do look goofy.
>>32578561
I love it. Maybe it is a Alolan thing.
>>32578615
Thanks. Yeah, when a guy likes you, he just gives you a rock. Preferably one of the evolution stones.
>>32572782
Post fic.
Oh this one gave me the sweats.
Oh lordy.
Is Guzma really Mystery Skulls?
>>32579343
>He plays Monster Hunter
Patrician taste.
>>32580580
Oh, I thought that was a band t-shirt.
I am going to marry Guzma!
>>32580720
I play the series, so I recognized the shirt immidietly.
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>>32581502
My reaction towards Guzma represented in these images.
>>32581611
Was there supposed to a reaction image or do those pics represent your reaction towards Guzma in that particular order?
I want to be pinned by Guzma!
>>32581849
I want to pin Guzma!
>>32581875
Good luck pinning a 6'5 giant.
>>32581698
THe latter
>>32581875
Oh lord, I'm sitting in the mall and saw this. Yes please!
>>32581933
I can bring my portable stepping stool.
>>32582230
Nice try, Satan.
>>32581875
Sauce.
>>32582539
Not the anon you asked from, but I have seen the full pic in /y/ board's Guzma thread.
>>32582608
Is that thread current?
>>32582895
Yes. The one that has him throwing a poke ball in his hand as the thread pic.
I swear this man was made for bullying.
>18 posters
That's pretty sad.
>>32583591
>you will never capture guzma in a pokeball
>you will never carry him around in your pocket/bag so you can periodically cuddle whenever you feel like
>>32583630
Not as sad as you for coming here for last two threads to count posters. Oh, and it's 20, by the way.
>>32583634
I have this image of 6'5 tall man squashed into a tiny ball and it's not a pretty sight.
>>32582907
Oh shit, found it. There's some really good stuff in there. Thanks for the heads up!
>>32583936
You are welcome. Kinda suprised he has own separate thread there even though there is a general Pokemen thread too.
>>32583700
Silly Anon, of course he would be converted into microscopic particles first. I'm not THAT horrible.
>>32584070
He deserves his own thread.
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>>32585148
Flustered Guzma is best.
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>>32585174
Last one for now. I got over 700 of these bad boys saved.
>>32585094
He is so fucking tall it hurts.
>>32585179
Thanks for the GuzMoon dump, it's cute.
Found some cool cosplay of Guzma.And Gladion I guess.
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>>32581875
Why was the image deleted when it was cropped appropietly?
>>32586785
Someone probably got ass-blasted and continuously reported it.
>>32585545
I love his tallness; it's intimidating in a sexy way. Also, no prob. I have so many GuzMoon stuff, as well.
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>>32586785
>someone reported a cropped pic so many times it got deleted
Who has this kind of autism, then again this is /vp/.
>>32587076
Some Anon from a Pokegirl thread bothered by the fact nobody will ever find him as attractive as we find Guzma, probably.
>>32587106
Interesting how they themselfs brought up Guzma in a thread meant for Poke girls, I doubt no one asked. Kinda curious to check archives to see what they might have said.
>>32587153
>...probably
I'm going slow today.
>>32587076
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>>32587153
Almost in every one of these threads, there's some spiteful anon who tries their best to get rid of the thread, or at least the other anons posting in it. There was a point where a lot of anons got soft-banned for unwarranted reasons, because said anon went trigger-happy with the report button.
All I can say is just ignore that anon, and continue to post as if they're not around.
>>32587285
I guess there is always one those anons that wants to ruin the thread no matter what it is about. But yeah, to ignore them is probably the best. Makes me kinda pity them, because one could think wasting their time something better than shitposting in /vp/, but eh.
Back to the topic more or less, I looked at the manga release time table and there should have been a new chapter released 3 days ago (it's at the bottom)? And the first volume of S&M Poke Spe would be released in (Japan) 6/23.
>>32587307
Oh damn! Maybe the translations by that one guy haven't been made yet... but can't wait for it to be released in North America.
>>32587342
That's what I thought too, but I couldn't even find crappy scans of the newest chapter. I guess all there is to wait for raws or something.
>>32587357
My heart.
>>32587357
Aww, I've never seen this one before. It's so heart-warming.
>>32587943
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>>32588608
>come into guzma thread
>expect team skull shit
>gets pedoshit instead
>>32588616
>>32588622
Then contribute things.
>>32588644
That's a shitposter though.
Anyone else not like lewd shit with canon age Moon and Guzma? If she's been aged up, then I'm more okay with it but aside from that I just see them as cute.
>>32588727
I like both. Cute things like drinking Tapu Cocoa, battling together etc. when she is young and them as a couple when she is older.
TL:dr I like them as friends as much as I like them as a couple.
>>32588727
I think it also looks cute, like Guzma is thinking, "So annoying!" yet he just goes along with it. I also see it like Moon gets a Napoleon complex with Guzma, and bullies him back. I guess I like the goofiness of it. I have a couple of images saved that describe it perfectly.
>>32588748
This
>>32588765
1/2
I think he's telling her to keep her shirt tucked in
>>32588814
2/2
She gets pissed and says that he should pull his pants up aka stop sagging
>>32588825
Funny thing is that Guzma has his pants appropietly up compared to real wannabe gangstas who have their pants as low as their knees and look like they took big dump or something.
neato, we having a thread for YA BOI
This somg reminds me of Guzmacontemplating whether I should make a fan animation music video to this
https://youtu.be/VLFjW_lgJEM
>>32589174
That's neato. I was thinking of making an edit of this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fVahi5BB678, but with Guzma's theme playing instead of Waterloo. And photoshop Mr. Smithers to have a Team Skull bean or something.
>>32589215
Kek
I can totally see that working
>>32588727
I don't like it when the lewd is rape or something edgy/grimdark
I'm alright with vanilla/consent at most.
Find a flaw.
>>32589685
His jacket isn't all the way off. Then again, it looks sexy like that. He is perfect.
>>32589685
I'm not that popsicle.
>>32589685
Golisopod hogging all the cold air.
>>32590498
Good night, sweet prince.
>>32587307
So according to this, the newest manga chapter should have been out by 20th of May?
>>32589685
I can't.
>>32589685
He is not naked.
>>32592640
This
Anyone got sauce on this one? I could only save the one from Facebook, but want the higher quality of it. It's too adorable.
>>32594324
https://twitter.com/mdm_i389
>>32594324
I don't get how people can make quality of the photo even worse than the original.
>>32594587
It's not the person who fucks it up, but Facebook itself. For some fucked-up reason, Facebook will turn png files into jpeg.
>>32594351
Thank you so much, found it, along with so many more to even count. That artist is amazing!
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>>32594925
I finally found the source of the fake anime screenshots.
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>>32594939
There's so many on that person's twitter, if anyone else wants to check them out. I'm finished for the time being.
How tall is Guzma?
>>32595009
6'5 according to >>32581933
>>32594872
I see.
>>32594932
Kinda obvious these are fake.
>>32595056
Well, there was another one I didn't post that looked more like it'd be legit.
Pic-related.
>>32594945
based artist
>>32595056
God damn, that makes my heart pound. Let me climb him like the little spider monkey I am.
>>32595171
It stills fake to me because I follow the anime and there hasn't been any mention of Guzma to this day in it. I think that art was posted after the day Team Skull (just those 3 members) and Team Rocket faced each other and there was nothing about Guzma. Of course I do hope we get to see him one day, but I guess he is not important in any way to the plot of SM anime right now.
What was the FB page about where you found this >>32594324 ?
>>32595212
I can only hope he'll show up in the anime. He must! And the page was named something like Team Skull Boss Guzma Pokemon Sun and Moon, I think. I know it was a long-ass name.
>>32595997
>that long name
They could have just shortened the name to Guzma lol.
>>32575659
But that's not Guzma anymore. Changed man.
>>32598280
I doubt. He didn't change after his return from Ultra Space. In fact, he still refers to you as a brat and only instance when he shows some kind of respect is when Hala leaves and Guzma calls him master when the latter is earshot away.