Alomomola is caring and sweet
Axew attacks with tusks and teeth
Cofagrigus is gho-gho-ghosty
Darmanitan is so so toasty
Basculin comes in red and blue
Blitzle is electric and cute
Audino can hear everything
Deerling goes with the seasonal thing
Drillbur has a couple digger paws
>>32572323
these two are really cute together
i think i'll use them next tiem i play a pokeman game, and watch them grow up together
Fraxure has a powerful jaw
guzzlord has a gaping maw
Munna gets inside your dreams
>>32572345
>implying they're not democrats and republicans
Liepard is little dark and mean
Servine lives out in the weeds
Quash is the move that lays down the law
Samurott's sword is strong indeed
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man in a factory downtown~
Zoroark is crafty and dark
Gigalith
IS DENSE LIKE ROCK
Better watch out a night or you'll get raped in the park~
>>32572319
Mimikyu is for kissu
>>32572748
>pikachu doesn't evolve from touching the thunderstone
>>32574713
Only Brock can use the thunder storm on Pikachu
Raikou is zappy, and really fast too!
>>32572319
Good times. Horrible yet catchy song.
>>32572748
Tsareena has a fruity booty and is thicc.
>>32572399
Democrats and Republicans are actually based on the Red and Blue oni from Japanese folklore
this thread is autism