There's a right answer.
>>32567067
Right obviously
>>32567067
>There's a right answer
>right
You gave us the answer right there, anon.
neither
>>32567072
>>32567073
>>32567074
Wrong, the right answer is left.
>>32567127
How do you blankpost?
>>32567221
How are you doing this?
>or
the right answer is both
>>32567098
that meganium's eyes are creepy
>>32567067
I choose the one with the biggest butt.
The Krisfag is so desperate to try to make his forgotten waifu relevant, nobody used to make threads about Kris, then this maniac came and now we have a Kris thread every three days or so.
It's literally just one person, shoving his shit waifu in the face of everybody.
Give me a break.
>>32568805
But I'm making threads about Kris not lyra.
>>32567385
kris has a cute lil round pudding butt and i wanna squeeze it and slap it
lyra has a big juicy jiggly booty and i wanna give it to her from behind
kris is a whore......A WHORE!!!! :3
i wanna play with her butt so bad
>>32568845
>>32568830
>>32568816
Is Kris the kind of girl who likes to take a big load of jizz all over her ass?
>>32568854
yea she is a naughty fuckslut who loves to beg for it
>this thread
Wew lads
>>32568854
Yep.
>>32568909
Moar like this pls
Whose a bigger slut, Kris or Lyra?
>>32568936
lyra since Kris is not a slut.
>>32568941
>>32567067
Personally, I prefer Kris 100%. Still pretty assmad they decided she needed to be replaced.
>>32568958
Great taste
I think it's really cool that they made her pimp a female instead of a male.
Everyone knows that's her mom.
You misclicked and didn't show the right image
>left
>>32571485
Nope, but left is the right answer to both the images.
Okay, which one's the correct answer?
>>32572615
Neither
>>32572699
>Krisfag hates Hilda
How is it even possible for a person's taste to be THAT shitty
>>32572811
>liking trailer trash
Who's taste is shitty? I never said I hated her.
"Kris is shit" is the objective truth...
>>32572839
You misspelled lyra buddy.
>There are people in this thread who don't think Kris is a slut
>>32572846
Wrong image, I'll fix it...
The only good thing about Kris is her bike shorts.
>>32572893
That's the exact opposite of fixing it.
>>32572894
>the only good thing good about Kris is everything
ftfy
>Kris
>>32572902
No, the image is objectively correct.
>>32567067
why not both?
>>32572921
No, the image is objectively wrong.
>>32572938
Because lyra is shit..
>>32572938
Because in Western culture monogamy is imposed by force.
Besides that Kris sucks
>>32572972
You keep misspelling lyra.
>>32572944
You are objectively wrong and you will still be regardless of what you say later...
>>32572986
I don't know...
>>32571782
>>32572991
>>32567067
right is objectively cuter
>>32573014
>right is objectively uglier
Fixed
>>32567067
right
>32573101
>not the first post from this ip
Fishing for (you)'s?
I thought you said you were getting better at ignoring the trolls, Krisposter. You've taken a big step back, I'm disappointed in you.
>>32573261
I am better, the lewdposter didn't get a single reply from me this thread and all the recent posts can't really be considered trolling.
>>32573277
I'll give you the lewd poster point, but it definitely seems like the recent posts are just trying to get under your skin with the implications about Lyra being better and whatnot. Could be wrong but it seems like they're just trying to wrangle some (You)s.
>>32573298
Yeah, this guy's post >32573101 isn't his first in this thread so they probably are trying to bait me. One step at a time I guess.
Which is better, Yellow's drawing or the actual Kris?
>>32573337
Is that a penis?
>>32573373
It is THE penis
>>32573373
Somehow I've never noticed that on this image. Kris best boy?
>>32573373
It's her pokégear.
>>32572839
Kris take's nasty shit's too anon, worse than lyra
>>32574165
I bet she gets the runs a lot
>>32574185
How's the smell?
Lyra isokay
>>32567067
Left has urine spats
>>32567067
Right
Right
>>32576565
wow what a stinky butt she have! xD
>>32567088
>>32567098
>>32567148
>>32567452
>>32568811
>>32572902
>>32577846
Why do people draw Chikorita with those little white nails on its feet?
>>32580479
Probably because they're in the official art.
>>32580479
>>32580490
is it time for a morgan freeman effect thread
>>32568996
>posting the edit
Kris is shit.
>>32580541
If you mean the untranslated one, I've never seen it and don't know if there's an actual difference. Otherwise I don't really know what you mean since I took this while reading it.
i wanna spank kris hard on the tushy to punish her for being a WHORE ;3
>>32580870
>>32568869
>>32568854
>>32568845
>>32568830
>>32568816
>>32567385
>>32578983
>>32577865
>>32574699
>>32574185
>>32574165
Mami is that you?
>>32567258
Fucking this. The Kris/Lyrafags have forgotten the golden rule of waifuwars (Or they are so new they haven't learned it yet).
It's not a war. It's an excuse to show off your collection and trade images. Anyone who is actually fighting over this shit has missed the point so grossly that it actually makes me a bit depressed to share a genus with you.
>>32568936
Lyra. Why do you think Kris was dropped from the remakes?
Kris a best, only rivaled byLeaf[/spoiled]
I actually have an autist headcanon that Kris is Lyra's older sister by 1 year or so, her full name is Crystal but the other one is a nickname. They are polar opposites, Kris like in the manga is serious and dedicated, sometimes shy. And a bit of a nerd. Lyra is a fun loving bimbo who looks dumb but actually isn't. Quite childish. They have a lot of fallouts but it only makes their relationship better.This could be good as a fanfic, but sadly I don't really have the time (now)
>>32593290
It's not that autistic, I've seen other people mention they have the exact same headcanon.
>>32567067
right
thinkin of that pic by endou masatoshi...
The right answer is that they both are great, if they had voice or personality then that would be the point breakerLeaf is better
>>32594389
That's not a blank post, and I've figured it out since then watch.
>>32594684
>>32594698
>>32594707
>>32594711
>>32594732
>>32594743
>>32594748
>>32594754
Great taste!
>the thread
>>32594777
>he enters threads to complain about them instead of ignoring it
>>32594684
>>32594698
>>32594711
>>32594743
>>32594748
>>32594754
>>32594758
>>32594768
>>32594775
>>32594793
>>32594810
>>32594836
>>32594841
>>32594845
>>32594851
>>32594856
>>32594861
>>32594866
>>32594884
Thanks for the dump and new pics!
>>32594758
>Jewish
???
>>32600470
There's nothing about that in anything she's been in, I assume it was just something the artist decided to put in. I don't think there's ever been any religious references in Pokémon.
>>32600500
I was just joking. The artist probably didn't even realize he had drawn Stars of David.
Both Marina and Lyra, of course.
>>32607714
>Marina
It's spelled Kris.
>>32607755
I'm not going to argue with you about names.
>>32567067
>this thread has been up for almost a full week now
/vp/ sure has slowed down, hasn't it.
>>32607787
8 more hours til the full week actually.
>>32567067
What is Kris canon starter?
>>32607900
None.
>>32607900
Chikorita
>>32607914
Headcanon is not canon.
I skipped gen 2 because my family was too poor when I was a kid. Because of that it's my favorite since I don't know much about it and didnt get to experience it before the remakes.
I used to prefer Lyra because of that but this thread made me change my mind. I'm ordering crystal online right now.
Thank you Krisposter
Right, clearly.
>>32607900
In the anime (where she's named Marina) it's Totodile.
In Pokemon Special, her "starter" (which doesn't mean much because she had a bunch of Pokemon before it) is a Chikorita.
In Golden Boys, her starter is a Cyndaquil.
In the games she isn't canon, so her starter is nothing.
KRIS I LOVE YOU
>>32609571
DELETE THIS KRIS IS MY WIFE
>>32609738
But I love her, I'm not looking for e-fame like you. We have a thing, it's called TRUE LOVE
I'm not look for e-fame.
>>32609856
you're a fake
>>32609911
What do you mean?
>>32609969
You just pretend you like Kris because you want attention. In fact, you have neutral feelings towards her.
>>32609994
Wrong, I really do love her and would rather prefer to not have the attention everyone's given me lately. Sorry it's taking so long to reply to (you) I'm kinda busy.
>>32567072
faggot
Left is the only TRUE answer.
Right it's a joke, how the fuck do you go to the field dressed like that? at the first kilometer her feet will be tottally screwed and during nights she will freeze to death.
>>32610553
>during nights she will freeze to death
>bike shorts are warmer than jean shorts and thighhighs
What
>>32567067
I can't choose!
>>32600864
Stars don't belong to anyone anyway. Fuck David. Anyone can draw any star they damned well please.
>>32616283
>Crosses don't belong to anyone anyway. Fuck Jesus. Anyone can draw any cross they damned well please.
>Clovers don't belong to anyone anyway. Fuck moot. Anyone can draw any clover they damned well please.
>Swastikas don't belong to anyone anyway. Fuck Hitler. Anyone can draw any swastika they damned well please.
This is you.
>he doesn't both
not canon
>32617863
>didn't even bump the thread
This thing is still up
This pretty much sums it>>32593357
First reply decide if I pick Lyra or male trainer in HG
>>32620204
Lyra
>>32620204
https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=280931
Kris
>>32567067
"Right" is the best choice
>>32616447
It is and you know I'm right about it, too. Here's your (you). 卐
>>32620231
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonROMhacks/comments/3wxqp9/krisgold_in_heartgold_soulsilver_decapitalization/
This one is better, it decaps NAMES (never understood the point of that) and is also compatible with drayono's hack if that's your thing.
I didn't care for Kris before but checking this thread everyday make me happy and I like her more and more.
>>32624527
Good to know anon.
Left
>>32624758
Phenomenal taste worthy of a (you).
>He's still at it
>>32624770
Never!
Might as well hit image limit.
>>32621310
But HGSS already has decapitalized names.
>>32625947
Maybe for NPCs but not for Pokémon.