Why is she so perfect?

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>>32566813
Nothing is perfect. Ergo, Lurantis is nothing.

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>>32566813
>she

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>>32566821
Oh shit, you're right.

We're all just a bunch of nothings floating pointlessly around in a bigger nothing.

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>>32566827
He, she...
It doesn't matter. She's a beaut.

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>>32566871
nom

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The cutest couple in pokemon.

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>>32566871
It's funny because it's the most subtly "Please impregnate me" ever.

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>>32566921
Would you take the risk?

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>>32566944
One wouldn't be a man otherwise.

>>32566921
>>32566944
https://pastebin.com/zQSLiwDb

Ignore that it got Lurantis' gender ratio wrong, it was written before the game was released

>>32566892
>>32566944
Lurantis is a plant though.
It's also smaller than Scyther, with a very small/no mouth

>>32566962
She's not talking about the head on his shoulders lad

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>>32566960
>"Lurantis are in possession of genitals that are able to withstand great force or pressure, which are well-suited to their fervent mating behavior, and predilection for large insertions. Standing at a modest 3 feet, these amazing creatures are able to take up to 18 inches without being harmed. This is due to the rubber-like material that makes up their insides, a trait that allows Lurantis access to many more Pokemon to produce offspring with. On the outside, Lurantis have vulvae similar to that of humans, although they are much puffier, increasing their durability. This part of the body is much softer than the head, and feels not unlike human skin."

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>>32567019
I don't know, I ignored because I'm not really interested in this kinda shit, I'm here just for Lurantis. The only reason I find this Scyther/Lurantis head-devouring shit funny is because I like cliche Death Metal gore stuff.

>>32567019
>plant having a vulva
Hwat