Eevee Friday: Huge eons edition
>>32560868
That'd be a weird thing to experience IRL if such a freak disaster like that could exist. Just going about on your day in the city when you're suddenly about to get trampled on by gigantic, yet still adorable eeveelutions.
I wouldn't know whether I should be scared and try to run for my life or just stand there in awe and accept my fate :/
>>32561223
I would want to touch their butts
Also careful with the direction of this thread.
If the staff thinks its going too size fetishy, it'll be kill because one of the staff (not going to mention names) has a lack of refined tastes.
>>32561275
>careful with the direction of the thread
Why's it in the fucking OP then
>>32561303
because
>>32561223
See, I'm of the opinion that I'd rather be in a world where I'm tiny and everything else is huge. That way I get to enjoy giant Eons without any of the rampage shit.
>>32561312
Must be hard living like that, I can't even imagine how long you'd last.
>>32560868
I wanna bully them
>>32561465
Its not much of a stretch to invoke other fantasy like settings in a fantasy world like being able to end up relatively unharmed by all the things that would normally be harmful to a tiny being
Is this image cursed?
>>32562025
These threads genuinely bring light to my life.
>>32561323
I wish they varied eye color in the games like that
it's 2017 man why can't my team be genuinely unique in a way that doesn't gimp them
>>32560982
Absolute mad man
>>32561465
>>32561733
You'd be fine if you just go live with Sabrina as her doll like what happens in the show.
>>32560868
The salad grows!
>>32562025
what did it mean by this
>>32564107
It means "Let's have fun"
apparently Phox Fridays are kill
Would you adopt a phox Y/N?
>>32564159
y
>>32564159
y
Also, are they really kill? I wasn't aware of that
>>32564398
I think they are currently being over run by two or three posters who are flooding the thread for the sake of flooding.
Kind of how I press the nuke button if our current thread is still up on Thursday, but instead its being pressed on Friday.
Second phox thread is also up, so it might send out a message to the staff. I hope it doesn't get kill for real because of two or three posters.
>>32564576
nothing like the smell of autism in the evening
sorry that you had to nuke the last thread, by the way
>>32564576
image dumped the thread because all they do is talking about being a phox, marrying a phox, fucking the phox, etc and their last thread lasted until today
>>32564603
Nah, I'm not mad.
This time of the year is slow because of finals and whatnot, and it would kind of be embaressing to have the thread carry over a week.
Summer will be here soon, and we'll probably fill up by Saturday and Sundays again.
Hopefully we won't get nuked same day like Phox did, but that's outside of my realm of control.
>>32564628
Ah, isn't that over stepping your bounds as a poster though? I mean sure, most of us who lurk /vp/ can nuke a thread whenever we want to, but that doesn't give us the right to just because we don't like something.
It's slightly above filling /vp/ with threads headed with toilet bowls full of shit because the phoneposters don't like Serena.
If you don't like something, just walk away mate, it's a big boardfor you.
>>32564658
Maybe but I'd do the same thing if /ef/ devolved into solely talking about being/marrying/fucking sylveon despite liking sylveon the most.
>>32560982
How did this picture of all things because a meme for Eevee Friday?
>>32564681
Well that's the nice thing about /ef/, we have 9 different doggos to talk about.
Still, that's a dangerous route mate; that's the sort of thing that kills/flags reoccuring threads.
Never go full powerlevel unless you want to end up on the shitlist along with Bui, Shitrena posters, or Goodra nerds.
>>32564697
because we have an absolute madman
>>32564697
because one autismo keeps posting it and people keep giving him (You)s
>>32564697I posted it once and someone complained about reposting so I post it again.
>>32564818
absolute madman
>>32564818
fufufu
>>32564840
>ywn have a Jolteon-in-a-box
>>32564147
Got lost on the way to the gore thread?
>>32564941
>gore thread
what?
>>32564962
You know what
>>32564969
since when did floof = gore?
>>32564983
No eevee wants to be a flareon
>>32564983
I think they only looked at the thumbnail and assumed the Fire Stone was blood or something. That's what I thought it was at first, too.
>>32561092
>tiny, exquisitely detailed sriracha
I just now notice it, what the fuck
>>32564983
Since the no moves meme became the hottest meme you've never, ever heard before, of course.and since I wanted an excuse to post these
>>32565024
I think I'm missing one though.
Whatever.
It's cute.
>>32564932
>"higher" Eeveelution eats the "lesser" Eevees
REMOVE
>>32565074
>"black" Eeveelution rises up and overpowers the "white(-collared)" Eevees
If you want that removed you're a racist
>>32565074
Is this better?
>>32565122
The Eevees need a hero to save them.
>>32565299
>let light swallow the darkness
>>32564681
>>32564628
You are literally the worst kind of scumbag on this board. Ignore the threads if you don't like them.
I like the way Vaporeon looks with these little leg fins
>>32565569
>>32565024
doesn't glaceon have no ability and no moves too ?
I think It's even worse than flareon.
>>32565677
Yeah, it only gets Snow Cloak and Ice Body. At least Flareon can meme with Guts and a Toxic Orb.
>>32565677
They're both pretty bad, Glaceon's done me alright though since at least it has a movepool somewhat appropriate for its stats while Flareon is a physical attacker that mostly only learns special moves with the exception of meme shit like flare blitz.
>>32565717
Fire's also considered a better type than ice, right? If so, Flareon also has that going for it.
>>32565677
Shallow movepool is a problem with most of the Eeveelutions, but until Gen 6 Flareon's strongest physical STAB move was Fire Fang. These days you can argue that one or two Eeveelutions might be worse but Flareon's shittiness is an old meme, especially among the Japanese.
>>32565381
>>32565410
Don't you wanna be eaten by a giant Eon? Dont' you wanna be swallowed whole and digested by your favorite? To have your soul absorbed by them so you're a permanent tupla in their mind for the rest of their life that they bully?
>>32566372
There's a place for your kind of posting, and this isn't the place. Lemme help you out, friend: >>>/trash/
>>32566372
Nah vore aint my thing senpai
>>32566372
>tulpa
nice schizophrenia, m8. Go see a doctor
>>32567060
Ready for what?
>>32567069
To fucking die
>>32567084
no thanks
maybe some other time
>>32567084
Please and thank you
>>32567084
My first thought was "to have a battle", but I guess that works too.
>>32566173
You truly are a hero with that smug salad. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
>>32568143
How much money have you saved up, /ef/? You are saving money for the life-sized plush, right?
>>32568474
Hold up.
Is that?
A motherfucking
Green Jacket Lupin the Third Reference?
>>32560982
>>32568451
I want to see what it actually looks like first but I'm almost certainly getting an espeon.
Who's the thiccest vee ?
>>32569546
Vaporeon easily
>>32560868
giant glaceon a best
>>32569557
the only correct answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmI_bXHHwZ4
>giant pokemon
>not shitty fetish porn
post more
>>32570103
Madman. You nearly crashed my browser
>>32569546
dont know who was posting macro vee but nice
This seems like a good place to ask this.
I want to breed 1 of each Eeveelution with perfect IVs.
What are the must have egg moves for each eevee? Do any of them share must have eggmoves?
Also ideal natures for each?
I'm trying to figure out if theres a shortcut for making multiple ideal eevelutiona from as few Eevees as possible but I seriously lack the mental capacity to work it out and I just get really confused.
>>32573648
I don't know much about competitive Pokemon, and Egg Moves in particular, but I believe Wish and Curse are the two big ones you'd want for your Eeveelutions. Vaporeon, Umbreon, and Sylveon in particular can benefit from one or both of them. But I don't think any other Egg Moves are known for being very useful for the Eeveelutions.
As for natures: I don't know exactly what natures are best for which Eeveelution, other than Timid is good for Espeon and Jolteon. Smogon's entries on the Eeveelutions could point you in the right direction, but be warned that they pick natures specifically to fit their recommended sets. So if you decide to use a different set than what you see on Smogon, a different nature might be better.
>tfw /myboy/ is tier 1
>tfw /myboy/ is tier 1 and cheap
>tfw /myboy is tier 1, cheap and has good card art
feelsgoodman
buying deck real soon
>>32574459
sucks the eevee looks like a potato
>>32574459
>literally $4 for this card at my local store
Gonna get one soon.
>>32574130
Thanks man, I'll try looking at what the pros play.
I just have a really hard time wrapping my head around this shit for some reason.
what type of food would every eeveelution be?
Glaceon is obviously ice cream
and Leafeon is Salad
Sylveon might be candy
any thoughts?
>>32575434
Flareon is cotton candy
Vaporeon is cucumber
Jolteon is a lemon
>>32574459
>fairy wind
>110
really makes me think
>>32576338
Probably didn't want to use moonblast since another card already has it with way less damage.
>>32576420
actually i'm retarded, disregard that
>>32576420
tfw no flareon bf
>>32576547
tfw no reclusivemacroglaceon gfthat abhors destruction and violence
>>32576611
>macro
>>32576719
It's the best possible fetish.
>>32576764
Yeah. Even better if they'reextremely clumsy.
>>32576882
As long as they're a thousand miles from civilization they can be as clumsy as they want. Meteor craters don't have anything on a hundred different faceplant craters.
>>32577110
>tfw will never be able to crawl into and get lost in a giant Flareon's fluff
>>32577124
sounds worrying
>>32576764
It's the worst possible fetish.*
Ooh nice, macro thread.
Anyway, masochists are awful because they make any submissive leaning kink into awful shit. I just want sexual cuddles with a giant, fluffy friend who uses their size to their advantage harmlessly
>>32577212better than being trapped in a bowl of noodles that's being eaten by one
>>32577608
It's too bad that more people don't like harmless macro. I've never liked rampage/destruction scenarios, they're just.. distasteful.
>>32577627
Yeah, but I am fine with big girls grinding buildings to dust and swallowing people if it's explicit that no one gets hurt
>>32577640
>being swallowed alive by something the size of a mountain
>not getting hurt
Maybe one day people will appreciate big things being big simply for the sake of it.
>>32577652
I like this, but I also like when they're so big that they can't help but accidentally cause destruction just by existing around normal size people.
>>32577652
Things being big can't quite happen either, so if that's allowed, why not have dommy/mean actions be completely harmless?
>>32577662
I like that scenario too but it needs to take place in a secluded area. No excuses for murderous city wrecking when they can smash forests into sticks instead.
>>32577668
Because every other rule is still in place. You aren't completely rewriting reality, you're just adding a single facet that isn't entirely impossible to imagine [giant monsters] to the existing mix. If you can come up with a valid reason, however, that would be fine instead.
>>32577687
Okay how is this for a justification?
>being safe in a girl's stomach is hot as fuck
Also, in depth reasonings for each eeveelution could work.
>leafeon's stomach and digestive system are vestigial, they photosynthesize. The innards are like a fleshy, squishy jungle.
>>32577720
Fuck you
>>32577725
If you're able to come up with a semi-valid reason then that's fine, but you have to present something other than "I want to lol".
>>32560982
>>32561092
>>32569805
>>32570103
>>32570995
>>32577720
What about this image makes it the target of being a meme in these threads?
>>32577716
I thought it was putting together a computer from the thumbnail.
>>32577687
>Because every other rule is still in place. You aren't completely rewriting reality, you're just adding a single facet that isn't entirely impossible to imagine [giant monsters] to the existing mix. If you can come up with a valid reason, however, that would be fine instead.
It's literally one extra thing, nothing about any of this has to be justified or make sense
>>32577806
I'm sorry that your lack of imagination is this severe.
hotdog head was posted 5 times this thread, thats 5 more images we could have had.
>>32577770
people keep giving them (You)s
>>32577816
I'd take it over people posting giant fetish bullshit.
>>32577968
I wouldn't mind it if they posted some new stuff instead of the same handful of macro pictures.
>>32577968
Anons may post giant 'vees for fetish reasons, but to me it's just art of big Pokemon unless it's suggestive of more. I'd prefer the art of big Pokemon to the same image eating up more and more of the image limit.
>you will never use your giant eeveelution as a makeshift bed
>>32578298
Makeshift? Why wouldn't it be your bed entirely?
Which vee would be the friendliest, sexiest macro, and why would it beany or all of them?
If I had to choose from no Sylveon or Giant Sylveon I would choose Giant Sylveon.
>>32577276
it's really tame compared to pretty much anything else, and is like a hub fetish for other people to add theirs too. Best my mans
>>32579125
This is correct, but it can get really bad really fast if it's sexualized too much.
>>32579130
you mean good
Honestly with this, the concept is only as bad as your ability to draw it well. Ive seen plenty of times where people who arent into something end up appreciating it because the art quality. That doesnt really happen with others
I'll probably end this here since I dont have any vee pics on me which makes me feel more self conscious about my off topic posts
>>32579138
oh wait, we reached the image limit. Never mind then
>>32579154
Make another thread then
Which Vee do you want to be ?
>>32579213
If I had to choose, I would be a Leafeon, salad dog is best dog
Big Glaceons have big butts
Re-killing this thread
Let it die this time instead of constantly bumping it with fetish talk you weirdos
>mods killed the hotdog spam
mods = gods
nah
Stop bumping the thread
>>32580293
>>32581733
retards
>still 4 (four) unused images
autism status: satiated
see you nibbas on friday