Turtle Thread

>>32553323
turtle pokemon are shit
enjoy your giga drain kiddo

>>32553323
Maybe if you were a turtle you could hide in your shell and this wouldn't happen.

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>>32553339
how terrifying

>>32553348
wiped out by hydro pump
next?

>>32553323
That's what you get for staying at the Overlook Hotel.

>>32553359
Lapras is a turtle dragon.

>>32553382
again
GIGA
DRAIN

>>32553323
>be me
>psychotic mom killed my family
>going to kill me soon
>have a phone
>instead of calling the police, decide to start a fictional turtle thread on a Vietnamese rice picking board.

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How do you do, fellow turtles?

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>>32553359
>hydro pump in the sun
interesting tactic, Anon

>>32553404
>not having a rain team
??????????

>>32553382
just because it learns dragon dance and dragon pulse doesn't mean it's a dragon

also >>32553393

>>32553393
What's the water fire dual type again? Isn't that a turtle?

>>32553431
Volcanion is a turtle

>>32553396
>not spending your last moments shitposting with the people you hate

>>32553393
Turtonator bitch

>>32553431
Volcanion? he's like a mechanical steam lion or something. deff not a turtle

>>32553452
Fuck off he looks more like a turtle than any other real animal cuntshitnigger

>>32553447
hydro pump bitch

>>32553463
He isn't weak to water newfag get the fuck out

>>32553463
>hydro pump bitch
>focus sash-sitrus berry
>trigger explosion
>____ faints

>>32553467
low enough spec def to still get hurt by it
>>32553486
ewww a sash faggot

>>32553415
>any weather setter
>slower than Torkoal
Good joke. And I know you're not using Primal Kyogre because if you were you'd be using Origin Pulse and not Hydro Pump.