If jirachi granted you one wish what would you wish for /vp/?

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>>32533935
I wish I were dead

>>32533935
i'd wish to fuck jirachi

>>32533943
Me too

>>32533935
for him to be fairy/steel

>>32533935
i'd wish to be fucked to death by jirachi

For Jirachi to stay with me as a friend

>>32533935
I'd wish for my favourite Pokemon to be real. It's literally my mom's, so it could exist without catching attention.

>>32533935
To travel back in time to late 2013.

For a healthy and long life!

>>32533960
Lillipup?

For an infinite amount of wishes

>>32533935
I wish I could go from the pokemon world and this world at will.
Who wouldn't, honestly?
>inb4 hurr durr autism
To those whom are inevitably going to post that: Please explain in extremely gratuitous detail how wanting that makes me an autist and what you have to live for in this world that would make it better than living in the pokemon world.

>>32533935
an osho

50,000 dollars, in cash, in my room at my housr, in bills no larger than 20's.

>>32533935
A gf

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>>32533935
To be happy

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>>32533969

>>32533935
An unbreakable katana to strike fear in my opponents, both worthy and unworthy.

>>32533935
To always have all the money I need to live comfortably with family and loved ones.

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Give Levitate back to Gengar

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>>32533935
NUKE TOKYO

>>32533935
To always have exactly the right amount of money in my pocket when I need it.

>>32533935
I'd wish for a harem of loyal and obedient female Pokemon.

>>32533973
I would wish the same.
But I'm not sure if i would want to come back, I might skip that part.

I never found this place. I never even thought of going to this place. Everything associated to this place, I still did not encounter at all.

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I'd wish my dick was in her cold metal ass. I'll ask for a telekinetic handjob, too. Also before those two, I'd ask for 2 more wishes.

I'd like to be interested in a girl that isn't already in a relationship for once.

>>32534113
This is actually a fantastic, underrated wish. Respect, anon.

>>32533935
That Pokemon were real, and watch as it tries to comprehend the paradox.

For all governments to declare that it's now legal to kill furries, the more inhumane the better.

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>>32533935
I'd wish that no catastrophic events could occur that would jeopardize the well-being of the worldwide population.

If I can't have that, then I'd wish that mermaids never existed!

>>32534306
>t. Self-hating furry

>>32533935
That the algorithms that determine a pokemons nature didn't have it out for me.

>>32533935
to cure my depression

>>32533972
This

I wish to fuck jirachi

>>32533981
>2 years of a minimum wage salary instead of millions of dollars
???????

>>32534021
Give Magnezone Levitate

>>32533935
Delete this board, please.

>>32533935
To consistently be able to make and maintain friendships with people who care about my wellbeing and better me as a person.

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>>32533935
to be reborn as Sabrina's daughter

>>32533935
That I didn't have pectus excavatum.
Wait no, that NOBODY did. That way I'm not being selfish.

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>>32533935
Send me to the Mystery Dungeon universe as a Pokemon of my choice. Please.

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>>32533935

All blacks everywhere would disappear and never return.

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I wish to RULE POPSTAR

>>32535382
I have pectus carinatum and I feel your pain bro

>>32533935
Remove male protagonists.

>>32533973
Friends and a family who actually love me
You wouldn't know about those things you autist

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>>32535404
TIME TO BLOW UP POP STAR

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>>32535629
Not if i do it first alongside the rest of the existance

>>32533935
make anime real

>>32533935
I wish to be able to fuck Jirachi every day until I can get another wish!

>>32533935
I'd wish to have unlimited magic powers. Then swap the shitty real world for the Pokeworld.

>>32533935
i wish i was a cute girl

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>>32535651
Wish granted.

>>32535777
Wish granted.
You're now a cute girl who gets molested by her stepdad, and when you tell your mom, she takes his side and kicks you out onto the street, where you get into hard drugs but then everything sort of turns out okay in the end because you find a monkey's paw and how could that possibly go wrong?

>>32533935
an actually good Pokemon game

>>32535354
>But muh steel trapping ability

>>32533935
gas all pokefuckers

A world without niggers

>>32534395
counterpoint: we could wish all people and pokemon were mermaids

>>32535799
Fuck can we get a redo

>>32533935

To let me take control of the next games so that they won't be even worse than Sun/Moon, since yah know, with each new gen, it's getting worse...

>>32533935
a hug

>>32533977
>wish for Osho
>get Osha instead
Was that your plan all along?

>>32533935
I would write down all my wishes on a piece of paper and wish for everything written on that paper to come true.

>>32533935
To remove my repressed homoerotic tendencies

MAKE GENSOKYO REAL

>>32533935
I would wish for Timmy Turner to wish pokemon where real

>>32533935
to fuck it.

i'd wish to be a cute anime girl like any rational human being

>>32533981
>>32534019
>>32534113
All the way this, I wouldn't wish for Great Gatsby levels of disposable wealth, but for *jussst* enough money so that I may consistently live within my means, but I'd never have to worry about bills, tuition, groceries, or any other important expenses.

Ethereal beauty

>>32533935
Whatever I pee on turns into gold. This power does not work on humans.

It's easy.
I wish for infinite wishes

>>32536860
I was going to wish for more Jirachis.

>>32536860
>>32533972
Granted.
Jirachi won't make any of those wishes come true, but you'll get the ability to wish as long as you want to.

>>32533935
Everlasting love and romance with this cute guy I met at work.

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>>32533948
>>32533958
>>32535340
>>32535670
>>32536620

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>>32536898
What are you, some kind of faggot?

Fucking wish for eternal youth or the ability to time travel while retaining youth.

>>32536909
forgot >>32534175

>>32534395
>He doesn't want all the blacks, Jews, and Muslims to be eradicated

I wish there was a portal to the Pokemon world in my backyard, 100 feet by 100 feet large, studded with working master balls that only I can remove from the frame

>>32537018
Sorry, studded with fifty working master balls* gotta have the number or it'll fuck me over

>>32535836
eh
i'll take it

Warp me in the PMDverse, Jirachi!

>>32535511
he said being able to travel between the two worlds at will you illiterate fuck

>>32533935
I'd wish for five hundred million US dollars, tax free, gifted to me so no one would question where the money suddenly came from, and the money would be untraceably stolen from drug lords, human traffickers, corrupt corporate business people, and crooked politicians the world over.

or for a one-time power to will my next lottery ticket of my choice to be the sole, grand-prize winning numbers.

>>32533981
>>32534019
>>32534113
>>32534265
>>32535350
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>>32537152
>Wishing for money
What the fuck are you people doing!? This is JIRACHI, the Pokemon that can make literally any wish come true, wish for something like an infinite supply of any Pokemon, already in a pokeball, set up as a dispenser in your bedroom, and make millions selling those off!

>>32537193
Why though? Unlimited money can buy those things for me. I won't have to bother selling shit.
Unlimited money equals literally everything.

>>32537200
...but it doesn't, money can't buy what doesn't currently exist. But unlimited Pokemon is a roundabout way of also getting unlimited Jirachi, thus infinite wishes

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>>32533935
deth to nigggrs

>>32537204
What? I'm literally talking to a Pokemon in this scenario, and you're claiming Pokemon doesn't exist. That's being retarded, anon. Even if they don't, with unlimited money, Pokemon can be MADE, virtually, if in no other form. I can literally buy every person on earth to make Pokemon for me. I would be able to pay them.

And getting unlimited Jirachi doesn't mean unlimited wishes. Jirachi can just say fuck you and fuck off wherever it wants to. Those Pokemon won't listen to you. They might even try to eat you. Waste of wish, if you ask me.

>>32537212
Sorry, I was assuming Jirachi just showed up in my house, but even so, that's why you wish for them to be in pokeballs, so they have to listen to you, and can't eat your face off.

>>32537212
>Just throw money at it.

>I consume the money like a goat.

>>32537210
>Not wishing for mega fug so you can kill them all yourself

>>32537212
Money is even worse of a waste, money doesn't buy everything, even when it's infinite, some things require other, more valuable tools to acquire, like trust and power. Wish for those things instead.

>>32537612
>trust and power
Both can be bought with money, anon.
There's enough powerful people in the world, and they can trust me to pay an infinite amount of money. Enough to do literally anything they want to. Even enough to build a fucking house on Moon if they want to. I can provide that, in return I'll need their connections and power. There's no relationship that's more trust-able than the one based on mutual benefit, and that relationship can be bought with money.

Money really does make the world go round. If you have enough money, nothing is impossible.

>>32537720
...you do realize that Jirachi doesn't produce items, he pulls them from other places, right?

>>32537759
Just like how Mewtwo is a "clone" and an attempt at making a girl, and made by Team Rocket, or how Latias can turn into a girl, or how Shymin can talk and is a btich or all other bullshit from anime movies, right?

Come on, anon. That's a shit excuse. If Jirachi can grant any wish, providing infinite amount of something is possible. If it can just teleport shit around, then most wishes cannot be granted. You can just ask for shit that's already out there somewhere. So it'll just steal something for you. And that's retarded shit from the anime that doesn't apply anywhere else.

>>32537859
Mewtwo is a clone though, all that other shit is movie stupidity, but Mewtwo was actually made by Mr. Fuji

>>32537877
Clone of fucking what, anon? Mew? It's nothing like Mew. It's a whole new species. The only similarity between them is their typing.

As another anon put it a few days ago, you are more of a clone of your mother than Mewtwo is Mew's. At least you and your mother are part of the same species, with the same body parts, basic functions and capabilities. That isn't the case with Mewtwo and Mew. They're completely different things. The in-game Fuji genetically modified a Mew baby to be DIFFERENT from Mew, not be a clone.

Mewtwo is the farthest thing from being a clone. You couldn't be more wrong in calling it a clone. It's a one of a kind Pokemon, with nothing even similar to it in existence.

>>32537917
You know what I fucking meant, Mewtwo are artificial life forms created from Mew's DNA.

>>32537929
And here's the thing. It's not. It's a genetically modified Mew. Not an artificial life form created from Mew's DNA alone.
And even if it was, it still wouldn't be a clone. Learn what the word means, anon.

>>32533935
To switch bodies so I can give myself a blow job

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>>32533935
just put me in the pokemon world, I just want off this gay earth, so as long as it's current as of Gen VII - I'd prefer alola so I can bang hot tanned beach babes all day, but hey if I get dumped off in hoenn or some shit, I'll just train a meowth with payday to get the money to go where-ever.

>>32535836

>Jirachi is really just a sadist who fucks up everyone's wishes even if they are specific about them

>>32533935
No joke, I would legitimately wish to live in the pokemon world. Rl sucks too much :/

>>32533935
Unlimited wishes.

then this >>32533942

>>32537200
All that money but you can't buy yourself out of loneliness

>>32533943
That's selfish anon, you can do that on your own free time and without a wish. Why not wish for something to make the world a better place and then kill yourself?

>>32533935
For Atlus to make all future games with Pokemon instead of demons, and for Gamefreak to make future Pokemon games with demons instead of Pokemon.

How does the Meta change? Protip
it doesn't

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>>32539038
this guy gets it. Go on adventures all the time. Beat peoples pokemon and get the girls digits. Make your favorite team and chill out in secret bases. Make a name for yourself in leagues. Get a meowth/persian and get filthy rich from beating pidgeys into the ground with coins. Get a garvendoir and fuck it you sick fucks