Post yfw attract now has a 10% chance on working on the same gender

It wouldn't be balanced, but someone once suggested that attract on the same gender should confuse the target. I find it pretty funny of an idea.

>>32526170
metagame collapses in of itself.

>>32526176
That could work, confusion is essentially a less permanent attract

Attract now works on every Pokemon with a gender but has infatuation chance reduced to 10%. How does this change the meta?

>Not 6%
Learn statistic

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>>32526170
Post yfw Zoroark's Illusion allows pseudo same-sex Attract

Make attract work based on height.

>>32526409
Cute Charm becomes meta.

>>32526525
Pokemon-lets BTFO. How will they ever recover?

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>>32526525
>must be holding amulet coin for males to use attract
This game is bullshit

>>32526170
>1/100/ out of all Pokemon

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>>32526170
>tfw it now works on gender unknown
>tfw the doujins

I would release any Pokémon I had with faggot tendencies

>>32527690
You taught them Attract and had them do it.
It's your own fault boy, just accept the dicc.

>>32527690
>not letting them kill themselves

>>32526170
Welp, better go check on my mons in the daycare. Don't want them contracting the PokeHIVs.

>>32530066
But Pokérus is beneficial

>>32530213

That's what the Probopass Condominium wants you to think.

Guys, I've noticed that my Monferno and Nuzleaf sneak out together a few nights every week. Should I be concerned?

>>32526457
I remember when faggots were 1% of the general population. Shame

>>32530490
No, but follow them just in case.

>>32526170

Fortunately, the Japanese are above Tumblr pandering and political correctness, so this will never happen. Thank God.

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>>32526170
Alfred Kinsey was a medical fraud. More than half of his sample size was prisoners. He had a pedophile, Mr. Green, report how long it took little boys and girls "to orgasm" (read: scream and thrash about in pain).

>>32530490
You might want to observe how the two act together during the day to get a hint of what they might do during the night

>>32530643
Most of them are, but Gamefreak are slowly letting in more degeneracies. The tranny and lesbians in gen 6, and the "Which picture would you like?" instead of "Are you a boy or a girl?" in gen 7. There are others, too, obviously.

>>32530643
>Japan
>Not liking gays
Wew lads

>>32532370
Is that even controversial? I've never heard the man spoken about in a good light.

>>32530643
>He says this when people like Matsuko Deluxe and Ai Iijima are/were national talents in Japan

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>>32533077
> and the "Which picture would you like?" instead of "Are you a boy or a girl?" in gen 7
This is the most nitpicking, autistic argument I've heard yet. You're as bad as the sjws, you just looking for shit to get triggered by

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>>32530643
Well....

>>32533077
What lesbians? And wasn't that tranny made up localizers?
>>32533092
If they did, Japan would recognize gays internationally. They are just fap material for fujoshis.

>>32533077
>and the "Which picture would you like?" instead of "Are you a boy or a girl?" in gen 7.
that's not degenerate, it's simply a much more natural way of asking that question instead of the traditional dialogue that sounds just plain silly

>>32533140
>Both get killed twice in the manga
Really makes you think.

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>>32533142
I think anon is referring to this

>>32533205
That doesn't sound or look gay at all. People are overthinking the dialogue.

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>>32533077
>the "Which picture would you like?" instead of "Are you a boy or a girl?" in gen 7
That was clearly done to save time with the addition of skin tones. Rather than ask the gender and appearance questions back to back they made it one question. Plus the only reason you miss "Are you a boy or a girl?" is because of memes.

>>32533250
The other girl blushes if you talk to her.

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>>32533250
>

New ability: Charismatic Smile

Allows attract to be used on same gender and genderless pokemon. How does this change the meta?

>>32533260
because she is embarrassed, they were probably talking about boys

>>32533260
And? She could be nervous or shy. She might look up to her as a role model. Just because someone blushes doesn't mean they are necessarily attracted to that person.

>>32533190
>both die
>spirits ""become one"" in the distortion world
>both come back from the dead
>fucking disintegrates
seems a bit excessive honestly

>>32533282
>they were probably talking about boys
That's a bit of a stretch don't you think? The lesbian suggestion makes more sense but honestly it's probably just a heterosexual girl crush, anime with a mostly female cast have them all the time.

>>32533140
Fujo pandering isn't the same as political correctness pandering.

>>32533142
The tranny was the Beauty who said she had been a Black Belt. In Japan the trainer class is "Karate King", and of course there are no female ones. The localization toned it down by leaving out the mention of the "power of medical science". Also still talks like a guy.

>>32533140
>>32533205
Fujo pandering isn't actually accepting gays, it's using them as fanservice for straight women (or men in the case of yuri).

>>32533282
>>32533288
I'm just saying. I don't know if it's actually meant to be yuri or if it's some other joke that gets lost in translation.

I would stop playing Pokemon altogether