GUYS Life-Size Eeveelution plushes

>>32525742

Do you think they'll be in line with their actual sizes? IE Leafeon, Vaporeon and Umbreon being the largest.

I never knew the evolutions were THIS FUCKING BIGGER than Eevee. Jesus.

>>32525742
>More details coming on the 6th of February

Wew that sure is a lot to wait for a sex toy

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>>32525742
>Life-Size
MUH FUCKIN' DICK

>>32525772
That's June 2nd you idiot.

>>32525742
Oh no. Oh fucking no. No. Just no. I'm done. Fuck this. Just no. They are aware. They want us to suffer. It's because of the starter wars. Masuda and Ohmori are aware and as punishment gave instructions to the plush producers to this shit. This is our punishment. The end. The board is gonna be spammed with plushfuckers. It's the end. Not even the biggest of guys is a help anymore. We need to accept our fate. This is our demise. Prepare for it. Prepare for impending dooooooooooom...

do you have to pay extra for the onahole or is it bundled

>>32525810
If there was a trophy for most autistic post this would win it in a heartbeat

>>32525807
It says 6th of February there tho, amerifat.

Who team Vaporeon here?

>>32526198
me

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>>32525742
Can't wait to put my mayo on that Leafeon

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>>32525742
Can't wait. Gonna preorder all of them.

I got all of these, too!

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>>32525742
Who else /flareon/ here?

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Where my jolteon bros @?

>>32525742
>21,600 円
They have to be kidding with that price, my fucking bike was cheaper than that

>>32526233
They're like 200 dollars each though from what people were saying.

>>32526247
... In the middle of Vaporeon and Flareon?

>>32526252
That's ok! I don't really have anything else to blow money on. 200$ for a nice, life size plush isn't that bad.

>>32526256
So a threesome?

>>32526276
If that's get you off, sure.

>>32526280
I'm gonna look this up now.

>no lifesize Milotic or Celesteela fuckdoll

>>32525865
>6月10日 through 7月31日
>月
>Month
>日
>Day
>6th month, 10th day
>February
Really?

>>32526252
Assuming they're about 1 metre/over 3 feet tall, that's fairly standard.

>>32526306
From June 10th to July 31st.
t. gook

>>32525742
http://mikitzune.com/friday-pokemon-announcements-eevee-armageddon-prepare-for-the-end-of-days/

Are you willing to spend nearly 2,000 buckaroos?

>>32526420
>$20
I think you missed a 0 there, anon.

>>32526420
Where did you saw 2k? Im confused.

>>32526233
Oooh I want these! Could you link me to the site to where you bought these?

>>32526434
That's $200 for ONE Eeveelution. Now imagine someone wanting ALL NINE.

>>32526449
Assumed yen for some reason (read buckaroos as in "you guys" or whatever instead of dollerydoos). So, what, only the guys with the disposable incomes for custom fursuits will get the full set?

>>32526476
Or women. They can afford entire sets of real jewelry.

>>32526476
>they'll actually look 99% less autistic since these actually look socially acceptable
My god.

>>32526447
Not that anon, but just the Pokemon Center online store probably.

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>tfw no disposable income for a life size floofeon to keep me warm in the garage during winter

>>32526507
There isn't that much of an overlap in interests there. Or maybe there is, there's a fancy Eeveeloution pendant set, roughly $400 each.

>>32526557
I'll buy one and hug it for you anon!

>>32526557
There's still time. Save up!

>>32526447
Amazon Japan has them all for pre-order. I'm getting half through them and half through my usual guy on eBay. Division is due to my eBay guy having cheap shipping that takes a month but Amazon having lightning fast that costs an arm and a leg.

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>>32526449
These are about half of my trainer size plushies. I am woefully lacking eeveelutions in this size. So, yea. I need the set.

>>32526898
holy shit

I'm gonna nut inside Glaceon and you cant stop me

>>32526898
How much would you say your collection is worth?

>>32526988
Worth? Probably nothing. Spent? God only knows. Been collecting since I was a kid. Easily around 100k. I regularly go through it and donate to charities, daycares, hospitals or I'd be drowning in it more than I already am.

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>>32526898

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>>32527024
>I regularly go through it and donate to charities, daycares, hospitals
My respect just shot way up for you. Good job anon, I'm sure you've made a lot of kids very happy over the years.

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>>32525742
YAY! *squee*
more cummies tribute videos on lewdtube :3c

>>32527081
It's beyond amazing to know plushies that have been sitting cold and untouched get to bring warmth and comfort to kids who might really need it. I just can't bring myself to sell them off when I know there's kids here who'd love them even more than another collector.

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>>32527113
You are a great man Anon.

To hell with the Eevees. I'm sick of them, I want a life size plush for an under-appreciated mon, like Wailord.

>>32525742
>/ef/ autists get a plush to fuck
This timeline was a mistake, and so was Eevee way back in 1996.

>>32527654
/ef/?

>>32525742
I won't be happy until we get a 35 foot tall Alolan exeggutor plush

>>32527703
might be a bit flaccid

>>32527671
if I had to guess, I'd say eevee friends?

>>32528228
I'd go with mongoloids.

>>32526988
Fifteen and a half...grapples

>>32526898
>>32527024
Based plushroom nonnie strikes again

If you had to choose one, which of these eeveelutions would you get? Can't choose eevee.

>>32525865
>he can't read japanese
LMAOING@YOURLIFE

>>32528377
Lol plushroom, I like that!

If I have to choose one, Vaporeon. It was my favorite when I played Red and even now I like using it in battle facilities. It's been one of those consistent favorites for all these years.

When I told my husband how much they're gonna cost he gave me that look that means "I love you and I'm not gonna say 'no' but you better limit these to like 2 or 3". So I may have to choose just a few and hope the US store gets them in.

>>32525742
Too bad pokemoncenter.com doesn't ship to Canada
hold me ;_;

JOLTEON OR ESPEON?

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>>32526242
Flareon is objectively the cuddliest eeveelution.

>>32528497
くそったれ

>>32528377
If I had to choose one, Jolteon, my second choice would be Espeon.

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>>32528657
BOTH

Holy shit. I NEED Vaporeon, holy crap I wonder how much they will be

>>32530660
In the OP image, you can see 21,600 yen, which is about 200$ US