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Where's that Audino abuse comic.

Why was it's mega so shit?

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>>32523212
Because that's just how things play out sometimes.

>>32523212
Because it,s not shit but need healer to have bigger chance to heal allies.

>>32523212
I don't get why it can't have Regenerator if its normal form has it

>>32523229
>Triage was added a generation later
Fuck

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Why must Game Freak make her stats so sub-par?

>>32526410
It's more like
>regular can have healer and regenerator
>mega can only have healer
WHY?

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>>32526410
>>32526433
Apparently it's got a use in the TCG, except not really, it was all of one guy who got into the top 8. Thinking of trying it out.
http://www.pokemon.com/us/play-pokemon/worlds/2016/decks/masters/
Fucking Shaymin though. Luckily I don't normally play formats so I'll just replace it with one of my dozen Set Up Uxie from DP.

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>>32526497

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>>32526505

>>32523136
Why was so much of gen 5 lazy rehashes of kanto mons?

>>32526537
The entire dex was designed with the purpose of being a rehash of the original dex, pokemon for pokemon. Where have you been?

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>your Audino is taken by the Dark Side™

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>>32526518
>all that exp

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>>32526595
>its power reaches a new, untold maximum

>>32526553
/vp/ can't think worth a shit.

>>32526891
also under-educated
because they're all freaking kids that shouldn't be here in the first place

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>>32526595
is this a jimmy john's reference

>tfw you will never have an audino to binge eat with

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>>32530455

>>32531184
>obvious herbivore eating meat
ow my autism

>>32531376
Delet this

>>32531353
>pig
>obvious herbivore

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>>32531497
>>32531507
You can't do this, she is pure, you pig

>>32532183
O B E S E
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>>32523199
T H I C C
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>>32532292
Kill yourself.

>>32532239
Audino are meant to be fat!

>>32534728
What a slut

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>>32533098
>>32533102
STOP

>>32535129
P O K E C E S T
O
K
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I love audino so much holy shit

>>32526497
Testing Mega Audino in the standard format looks rough. Back then the 110 attacks were for stuff like Trevenant, Zoroark, and vespiqueen and the 50 were for combee, phantump, or joltik. It could take 2 prizes in one attack while decks struggled to 2 hit ko it with it's massive 210 hp stat.

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>>32523136
Anyone know where this one is from? I've seen a few different ones but never found the name of the comic. Google is useless.

>>32536431
PMD victory fire

>>32523212
Because it was made for Triples

>>32536383
so comfy

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>>32532183
>there's people who see this just as a walking bag of xp

>>32537429
You don't, and that's all that matters.

I want to give Audino the love it deserves.

>>32537256
Who even made this comic?
and where can I find more?

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>>32537464
>wanting to violate our little cream puff like this

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>32538480
>>32538601
Don't reply.

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>>32539986
>>32539994
>>32540595

I hope you all die as alone and hated as you are now

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>>32540595

>>32541970
See>>32540627

>tfw no Audino to sit on and tease me

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>>32526595
So Yamask's facemask is a Krana?

>>32540595
>>32542830
My, my, aren't we edgy today?

Please get laid or something.

>>32542267
If I could have my own pet Audino, I'd probably give it a scarf, too.

>>32542445
Bonkle reference eeeeeee

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>>32543584
Ja best krana

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>tfw nobody is responding to your audino abuse shitposts that you spent hours on

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>>32545119
I always liked Bo the best.

>>32545166
Ah yeah, gotta love that breathing mask aesthetic.
Come to think of it, all the Krana have a very nice fleshy look to them. I like Su's screwdriver pattern too.

>>32546331
>>32546336
>>32546339
That's really inappropriate.

Mods are busy fapping

>>32546619
I want to kiss that audino's tummy

>>32546755
That's so romantic, anon.

This thread is a reminder of why phones should be banned from accessing 4chan. It makes it way too easy to ban evade so even total fucking retards can spam all they want.

>>32546833
Most of us are not going to make a fucking commitment to our computers just to lurk every now and then. Yeah it sucks, but the excessive shitposters will just find a way around the bans anyway, so what's the point?

>>32546619
triggered.jpg

>>32546625
This Audino looks mentally ill.
Not cute.

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I'm glad you're getting this all out of your system, anon. Hope you feel better soon.

>>32546935
If you absolutely need to get your fix, you could theoretically spoof your useragent on your phone to circumvent it. The point is to weed out low-effort shitposts that bored people with 2 minutes to spare can just shit out with no consequences. As an example, http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/image/Fejyny1djfPeG5HfXjkZJg/

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>>32546964

>>32546972

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>>32546976
What's not cute about a self-conscious Audino being unable to resist sweets?

>>32547090
y-you too

You could move this thread to trash

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>>32547189
Nobody wants that. Not even the spammer wants that since he won't get as much attention there.

>>32526553
>a rehash of the original dex, pokemon for pokemon.
Only about a dozen or so 5th Gen Pokemon happen to be this.

>>32523212
>Stats like regigigas
>Amazing movepool
>decent normal/fairy typing
>"lol better not make it too good" and loses regenerator

Damn you gane freak and your hard on for that egg laying Kanto slut

Do you guys remember those Audino abuse images that were posted here like crazy in 5th gen?

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>>32531184
>All those carbs

>>32547477
Cute

>>32551696
Quite the imagination you have there buddy. Hope you are trolling otherwise you are a sick mother fucker and you just made my shitty day because now I can at least say I'm not you.

everyone in this thread needs serious mental help

I want to kiss Audino!

>>32551787
Don't reply.

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>>32549746
There are no Audino abuse images.

>>32551944
I want to rub its tummy!

>>32554941
My fucking dick

>>32554941
>>32555832
Mine too

>>32554941
Good times

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>post tabus
>post abus
>post abuse

OP's stealthy way of asking for what has happened in this thread, smart.

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>>32561330
Why must people abus the tabus?

>>32561330
Delet this

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>>32536716
What the fuck did I just read?

>>32561773
Because they give so much EXP when you do

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>>32554941
Damn...

>quietly unzips dick

>>32523212
Should have been it's evolution.
It needed to be the gen 5/6 version of the Chansey line. Alomlola also needed to be a Luvdisc evolution.

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I've been planning to start White 2 soon, and I'd like to train an Audino, but its Gen 5 movepool is so terrible outside of TMs and Move Tutor moves. Makes me think it would be better to not use one.
By any chance, has anyone here used an Audino ingame before? If so, how did it go? Was it tolerable, or would you recommend not using an Audino?

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>>32567562
Falls off pretty hard as the game goes on, but it's not bad early on. Anything's usable ingame anyway, so if you like Audino enough and can tolerate shitmons, go for it.

>>32567562
2/10 Would not recommend

>>32523212
Because we cant have nice things ever

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>Almost as swiftly as the battle had started, it was over. The ref raised the flag towards the opponent’s corner.

>“Chesnaught is no long able to battle! The winner is Hilbert and his...” The ref looked at a note that Hilbert had handed to him before the battle started. “And his Charizard named xXBlaze420Xx... Wow what a fag!”

>Calem returned his pokemon with a deep sigh. He had traveled so far from the shores of Kalos to the big Unovan cities, just to lose. He noticed his opponent make eye contact with him. It seemed like a good time to exit. He needed a quick trip to the locker room to grab his belongings and then escape from this disappointment.

>“Hey Calem, wait up!” Even with a rather hasty exit, Hilbert seemed to use all his strength to catch up. “Hey, no hard feelings right? You guys over in Kalos just aren`t used to playing the Unovan way. I mean you can`t defeat perfection you know? It’s just not possib-“ Hilbert’s lame speech was cut short by a swift punch to the gut. “Ugh, my ribs!” He fell down clutching his stomach.

>Leaving Hilbert to wallow in pain in the empty hallways of the stadium, Calem finally made it to the locker room. His battle had been the last of the day, and most other members of the tournament had left. Who would want to watch Hilbert fight anyway? Especially against a nobody from Kalos. Though the locker room was empty of other fighters, Calem was not alone.

>“Audino!” There was an Audino there waiting anxiously on the bench. The moment Calem entered the room, the chubby Audino began searching a small duffel bag, pulling out a towel and water bottle.

cont.

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>>32569485
>“Audino, please not now.” The Audino wasn`t for battles, it was more of a support pokemon. Almost like a coach really. It kept his other pokemon healed, organized his belongings, and cheered from the sidelines. He wondered if it knew the outcome of the battle. There were no TVs in the locker room, so based on its upbeat attitude, it was not aware. Calem sat down on the bench, wondering how to tell it the news. The Audino quickly threw the towel around Calem’s shoulders and held up the water bottle to his face. “Stop this, I don’t deserve this.”

>“Audino?” The Audino was still all smiles. It knew Calem was a good trainer at heart. His negativity was his real problem. It always tried to keep him on the brighter sides of things. Unfortunately, sometimes, it went overboard. This was a rough battle to lose, having come this far. Stress can change a person, as Hilbert had learned earlier.

>“Ok stop.” He said again, as Audino continued hustling over him. It took his pokeballs and placed them in the locker room healing station. It wiped the sweat off his brow. “I said stop it…” The pudge pokemon still continued smiling, almost like it was mocking him for his loss. Why wouldn’t the stupid fat thing take his orders? “I said fucking stop!” He yelled, and swiftly back slapped Audino across the face, knocking it down to the floor of the locker room. There was a dead silence for a moment.

>The Audino picked itself up off the floor. Its small hand touched its cheek softly, twitching slightly in pain. “Au-Audino…” Tears started welling in its eyes. However, Calem didn`t seem too upset over what he had just done. In fact, there was something very satisfying about striking the pokemon.

cont.

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>>32569493
>“Are you crying over that?” Calem asked, standing up off the bench. He never really thought about how much taller he was then Audino, it only being a little above knee high. “I thought I trained you better than that.” Calem thought for a second. A pokemon belonged to the person who owned it, and pokemon get injured all the time. It wasn`t like anyone would question a trip to a pokemon center. “So I guess I`ll have to train you harder!”

>He gave the Audino a heavy kick to the chest. The pokemon’s body was firm yet soft. It got some good air as it flew a distance into the lockers with a powerful crash. “Auu!” It cried out. Calem had been completely consumed by his rage now. Before it could even stand up, he grabbed it by the ear tendril, dangling it in the air. He watched it, as it squirmed and wiggled frantically. He gave it a punch to the face. It felt like he was punching a giant beanbag. Again and again his fist met the pudge Audino’s face. It was beginning to bruise and the tears were streaming down the little pokemon’s face. He then grabbed an arm in each hand and slammed Audino into the wall. It weakly looked at him, its eyes filled with fear.

>“If only you could take hits in battle this well!” Calem growled. He noticed that sometime during the scuffle, that he had popped a boner. A person having sex with a pokemon was nothing new in this day and age. He even knew a pimp trainer who had a team of slutty pokemon to sell out to people. The Audino he had was indeed a female. When you looked at it, it really wasn’t that sexy. At least, not like a Gardevoir or a Lopunny. However, with the weak, cooing, falsetto cry it gave out, and the soft fatty body... unf… “If you can`t battle and won’t respect demands, then I guess you`re only good for one thing aren't you!”

cont.

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>>32569501
>He looked around the locker room for any sign of cameras. He then let go of the poor pokemon, as it dropped to the floor with a thud as if it was nothing but a sack of potatoes. While he went to grab something, the Audino found itself dazed and confused. What had it done wrong to deserve this? It didn`t have have time to think about it though, as Calem returned with an escape rope he had in his bag. He grabbed Audino and tied the small pink wrists together, and then tossed the rope around a pipe that ran along the ceiling. He then pulled on one end of the rope, hoisting the Audino up into the air.

>“Let’s see here…” He hoisted the Audino up so that he could get a good look at its crotch. At this point there wasn`t as much struggling, almost as if the pokemon had given up hope. He slowly poked and prodded until he found a small slit. “There it is, your little coochie-coo!” His fingers gracefully slid across the beaten pokemon’s vagina. These touches caused the struggling to begin once more, but since the Audino was dangling from its arms, all it accomplished was a rather arousing hip wiggle.

>Calem tied the rope the one of the bench`s legs. The rope now dangled the Audino at his crotch level. “Audi...no…” It whimpered. The sound of a belt being undone and pants hitting the floor was almost deafening in the silent locker room.

>Calem pulled the belt from the loops on his pants. He grabbed both ends in one hand and slapped Audino’s fat hips and belly with it. “Au-Audi!” The plump pokemon cried out. Calem whipped it quite a few more times until his cock was completely rock hard. “You fat stupid cunt!”

cont.

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>>32569509
>The Audino’s vision was a bit hazy due to all the face beating earlier, but it could make out the penis of its trainer. It was much bigger then a male Audino’s, somewhere around 8 inches. The pokemon hung its head in silence, closing its eyes, wanting to wake from this nightmare. Something prodded against the moist lips of the Audino’s vagina. It let out one last helpless whimper, knowing full well it wouldn`t change a thing.

>Calem moaned as his forced the head of his penis into the plump fleshy folds of the Audino. It felt amazing. It was so soft, yet so tight. He proceeded to pump just the head of his cock in and out of the opening. For a moment, he thought he heard a moan of pleasure from the Audino. So in response, he quickly pushed the rest of the way in until he was balls deep. This caused quite a shriek from the Audino. He clenched on to the Audino’s fat thighs firmly with both hands.

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>>32569516
>“You’re just my cock sleeve now Audino... I will not be gentle!” Using heavy strokes, he ravaged the Audino’s body. The grip he had on the thighs sunk deep into its soft fatty flesh, as his penis plunged into the deepest depths of the pokemon’s cunt. It continued for what seemed like eternity for the Audino, when it was reality only a few minutes. At least, the pain from the rough handling was complimented by the pleasure it felt. Eventually, Calem’s rhythm began to speed up even more as he came close to climaxing. “Here’s your reward for this training session” He moaned as his seed shot in every nook and cranny of the pokemon’s moist pussy. He pulled out and let the last streams of cum spray onto the delicious large thighs and big belly of the pink pokemon.

>Calem, quite satisfied from the acts, sat back down on the bench. “Sweet Arceus that was good!” He untied the rope from around the leg of the bench, and watched as he let the fat Audino fall to the floor with a heavy plop. It landed flat on its belly, and pointing towards him where he could see his man juice oozing out from its little pink slit. It was breathing heavily, but after several minutes, Audino found the strength to sit up. It then did something that surprised Calem. He stared at the pokemon’s smiling face. She knew that she helped him, even if she had to take the pain and abuse. As long as her trainer was happy, she would be happy too. “You fat little bitch!” He snarled. “I guess you’re still going to need some more training…”

The End :^)

>this thread has been up for a week because the shitposter has been consistently bumping it after it dies

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>>32569485
>>32569493
>>32569501
>>32569509
>>32569516
>>32569522
Nice story anon