Why are all of the starters shit?

>>32521084
>calls incineroar shit
>posts him with an alpha male wrestler
:^)

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>Hey mom look I poster more starter war bait lololololol
>Mods check me out I am the coolest give me a gold star best thread on /vp/ right now
A thread died for your shitty meme, I would like it if you drank bleach.

>>32521084
In times like these "just gets bigger" designs are absolutely needed. I'm sure people would've been fine if the final starters were simply an cool owl, majestic seal, and fluffy four legged cat. I sure as hell would

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>>32521084
>trying to start another starter war

You deserve your own circle in hell

>>32521113
You know what? You're a pretty cool guy, Cube poster. May your silly forced meme take /vp/ by storm anyway. Lord knows it's better than all the other useless crap plaguing this board.

>>32521133
Please come up with a reason why they are bad without using buzzwords, thanks.

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>>32521113
Wow Charlie, that a really fine looking car, please tell more about it.

>>32521496
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>32521507
If they perma-ban me I wouldn't care.

>>32521128

Primarina is literally just gets bigger without looking boring.

>>32521529
Just tell them you're underage or something.

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>>32521547
Hey mods, I'm a 4 year old boy. I came here to wank to gardevoir pictures.

If you actually have the nuts to ban me, at least let me post on other boards.
Thanks cunts.

>>32521084

>post alpha male wrestler
>call him shit

what did he mean by this?

>>32521084
BASED BIG CAT WORKING THE SMARKS

>>32521580
Say you will never catch them all.
Just like 70% of this board

>>32521602
But... Then I'd be lying...

>>32521084
>did nothing wrong, exposed females for being shallow sluts
>greatest technical wrestler of all time

>some gross tranny

So are you saying only Primarina is shit tier?

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>>32521893
>Praising two literal nobodies while shit-talking the elder-god Chris-chan in all his holiness
You're a plebian of the worst kind, I hope you suffer the next plague.

>>32521908
>not knowing about the supreme gentleman
>posting a gay planet of the apes gif

lmaoing @ ur life

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>>32521914
>Using the term "Supreme gentleman"
>Not enjoying classic movies
> "Lmaoing @ ur life"
Boy, summer sure comes quick. You have to 18 or older to post here.

>>32521932
go to bed dad

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>>32521941
I fucked your mom.

>>32521908
How dare you associate my waifu with that fatto. If he is a God, then he's one that should be ridiculed, like a good parable.

>>32521943
You're waifu is a 87.9% male shitter starter that will be forgotten in the next game.
Chris-chan on the other hand is a god amongst gods, devils, and the elder beings. He's a being of light, hope, humanity, and the journey he took to become this creature is a long and woeful one. He is the solid... no, the big boss of 4chan, and you will treat him as such.

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>>32521961
>the big boss of 4chan

It's official: 4chan is worse than Hell.

>>32521976
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>>32521908
I literally dont know who the third faggot is

>>32522134
You may as well just put a "kick me I'm new" sign right on your ass.

>>32522143
Good luck doing that over the internet you gay bitch

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>>32522200
>New fags getting digits like that over retarded posts
FUCK YOU SUMMERFAG.

>Still making t h r e a d s, whether authentic or for shitposting purposes or expecting proper discussion
>On /vp/ of all places

Oh hun, I gave up on that long ago. This place's turned into a shithole. Go make your own forum if you want your circlejerk that bad because all you'll get in this place is /b/ tier shitposting. It's a great place to shit out your senseless hatred apparently though!

But hey, not all's bad, I still pop in occasionally to see if this place became in any way decent.

>Still having starter wars in this day and age

Nnnnnnope.

Yo, mods, I'd really appreciate if you made a pinned thread about how shit this board really went because apparently, everyone's opinions are shit and shame on you if you ever thought otherwise.

>>32522323
/vp/ hasn't been decent since BW2 days.
You may as well stop coming here, haven't you seen the porn threads popping up.
I should laugh at you for not only thirst posting, but thinking /vp/ mods are in anyway not lazy. .

>>32521084
So they're easier to ditch and use other Pokémon.

>>32521942
So did I.

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>>32521084
They aren't. Alolan starters are shit.

>>32521084

Despite how he died Benoit was based as fuck

>>32521084
>Chris B.
>shit
Get a clue.

>>32521093
>sweaty man drama
>alpha

>>32521084
Chris is literally every single Primarina fan ever.

Wew lad

To be honest it's kind of eerie how much Decidueye's facial expression resembles Elliot, they're even facing the camera at a similar angle

Low-IQ

>>32521084

The dogs are in the enclosed pool area.

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Oh no. Oh fucking no. No. Just no. I'm done. Fuck this. Just no. They are aware. They want us to suffer. It's because of the starter wars. Masuda and Ohmori are aware and as punishment gave instructions to the plush producers to this shit. This is our punishment. The end. The board is gonna be spammed with plushfuckers. It's the end. Not even the biggest of guys is a help anymore. We need to accept our fate. This is our demise. Prepare for it. Prepare for impending dooooooooooom...