Perfection doesn't exi-
>>32519453
-st
>>32519470
excuse me what do you call this
>>32519470
Haha great joke!
>>32519453
>>32519462
>>32519479
>>32519487
>>32519511
>>32519517
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>>32519539
Sorry, but you seem to have posted the wrong images
>>32519581
Oh look, a lyrafag, how was your last thread? What it archived before it hit image limit? Mine won't.
>>32519477
God in Italian
Kris looks extra cute when she wears glasses.
I also like this version of her. Her beret is cute!
>>32519820
She looks extra cute all the time.
Oh no! Why is Kris hugging Lyra? Shouldn't they be enemies?
What do you think a Xenomorph gestated in Kris would look like? Would it have any features different to a Xenomorph gestated in a standard human?
They're best friends now.
>>32519845
>>32519860
Only their fans are enemies.
>>32519847
It would never hatch, eternally stuck as aKrissaliss
>>32519875
I admire your wordplay skills, but it would definitely burst through her chest in a horrific, traumatizing display. She may even be so unfortunate as to still be conscious when it occurs.
Do you think it would have her hair? I know they usually don't have hair but they've been known to take on defining features from their hosts.
>32519903
I hope you die in a horrible accident.
>>32519909
Wow, rude.
>>32519909
You're not the first to tell me that, but you didn't answer the question. Do you think it would have any of her features? Or would it come out as a normal Xenomorph in the end, bearing no evidence of its host and leaving all that she was to rot?
>32519930
Please leave my thread.
>>32519939
So you don't think she's pass down any of her features then? You think she'd just be vessel for the creature, but ultimately provide nothing of value to it? You sure do think lowly of her if you don't think she's pass on SOMETHING of note. You really think Kris would just end up as nothing but a brutalized corpse with a gaping hole in her chest, that her offspring wouldn't take anything good from her?
I sure am glad that you are able to hide posts, especially ones that are obvious bait.
>>32519995
You may be able to hide my posts, but you'll never be able to hide from the truth: you don't think highly of Kris at all. You think she's so worthless that she wouldn't even pass down any good traits to her offspring.
I for one think Kris would pass down some good genes. Any Xenomorph spawned from her could easily molt into a queen, or even empress! You're just mad that you don't like Kris as much as I do.
>>32520039
Wrong Kris is my wife so I love her more than anyone else. Here's your (you) now fuck off.
>>32520056
Really? Because it seems to me that you think she's pretty awful. You put up this front of loving her and making these threads and posting countless pictures, but clearly it's all lust. You love the way she looks, not her skills, her personality, any of it. You think she'd be a terrible mother. Admit it. You only like her for her body, you depraved pervert.
>>32520056
She's 12
>>32520079
Ok, one more (you) please leave.
>>32520086
She's ~16
>>32520108
You didn't refute any of my points, though. Are you admitting that she's nothing but an object to you anon? That she's only appealing to you so that you can project your deranged, list filled fantasies onto her?
You disgust me. You stay away her. She's too good for a wretch like you. You don't care about her at all.
>>32520133
There's no point arguing with you, whatever I say you will probably just use against me. I love everything about her now please leave my thread.
>>32520149
Despicable. You admit that the only things you could say you like about her would somehow be incriminating. You're a pathetic, lecherous little man. You don't deserve Kris. You don't deserve her at all.
>>32520194
It doesn't matter what I say. If I say I love her personality, you'll say it's shit. If I say I love her skills, you'll claim I wouldn't love her if she didn't have them. You're just here to bait me. I'm not responding to you anymore.
>>32520226
How little faith you have in her. If you get specific, point out objectively good things about her like her determination, her kindness, or her positive outlook on life or her quick wit, how could I say those things are shit?
If you say you admire her ability to empathize with her Pokemon and draw out their full potential, or her willingness to make peace with enemies, her great cooking, or her excellent caring, who am I to judge? And even if she didn't have those things, there should be plenty to admire and appreciate.
Admit it. You don't even love her enough to prove that you care about anything but her looks. That's all you want from her, you repulsive cretin. Leave this thread. It's only for people who truly value Kris, not just pervs who are here for her body.
>>32520276
You continue to prove my point. You're a pathetic coward, and Kris would be ashamed of you.
Let it be known that Krisfag may claim that he loves "his" wife, but in reality he only cares about her body. He is a degenerate, a filthy, deluded troglodyte.
He's worse than the Whitneyfag or any of the Mayfags. Possibly even worse than the crusty Dawnfags of old. I pray that DeVito bombs your thread to oblivion, or that Tailsposter wrecks a vengeance upon you, Krisfag. Maybe some day you'll be worthy of Kris, but that day is not today. Nor will it be any time soon. Think how disgusted she'd be with you, lusting after her like this.
All this sperging just because I wouldn't answer some autistic xenomorph question.
>>32520342
Not Krisfag, but why pray? You can post on 4chan, just like anyone else. You can make it happenif you believe!
>>32520375
He's too chickenshit to do it himself.
>>32520367
>Krisfag calling someone else autistic
Hey there Pot, I'm kettle.
>>32520388
>>32520375
Not looking for a ban, just lookin for Krisfag to admit that he only cares about Kris for her looks becaus he's a worthless perv and can't admit to liking anything else about her.
>>32520431
I already said I love everything about her, what do you need an essay or something?
>>32520443
Just some detail, you don't need to write 50 pages on the issues. It's easy to say "everything," but if you can't back that up with anything substantial you may as well be saying "nothing."
>>32520463
Her determination, she never gives up on her goal of completing the dex. Her bravery and kindness, she does whatever she can to help others. Her personality in general and how she tries to be the voice of reason when others argue. Her skills, kicking pokéballs instead of throwing them is badass. Is that good enough for you?
>>32520541
I will accept this and leave the thread. Goodbye and good luck, Krisfag.
>>32520546
Good luck with your autism.
The way her spats are colored makes it look like she's urinating herself
What is sex between her and Gold like?
2 more posts have been hidden.
>>32520915
One of which is an honest question and the other is an objective fact.
You seem mighty thin skinned anon. Are you sure 4chan is the place for you to be?
>>32520951
Both are obvious bait.
>>32520915
CRYSTAL'S SPATS SMELL LIKE PEE PEE
EVERY TIME SHE KICKS, SMALL DROPS OF URINE LAND ON WHATEVER POKEMON AROUND HER
>>32520972
Haha nice meme, that deserves a (you). So are you a lyrafag, a leaffag, or just a degenerate?
>>32520965
Also looks like you have an aversion to answering questions. I'll ask again, are you certain that 4chan is the place for you when you can't even handle people talking about a character you like in a way you dislike?
Sporty chicks > country chicks.
If the Gardevoir fags could survive other autistic posters, so can this group.
Johto girls are scum
Nothing but brainless hicks
>>32520987
She doesn't have sex with Gold since he's gay for Silver. The other post isn't fact it's an autistic fetish.
How about you? I don't think this is a place for you if you can't stand to see a thread about a character you don't like and have to shit it up instead of ignoring it.
>>32521024
The yellow black color scheme does make it look like she pissed herself.
That's objectively true
>>32521035
No it doesn't and you are using the word objectively wrong.
>>32521050
The way you keep responding to bait makes you look more and more retarded.
pls stop
>>32521024
I'm not the one getting pissy about people posting things I dislike anon, that's you. I just like shitposting, which means this is a pretty ideal place for me.
>>32521060
I can't help it but I'll try.
Yeah she's so perfect she was scrapped from the series and replaced lmao
>>32521101
This
>>32520972
hot
>>32521214
Piss kicks Anon
Piss kicks
Kris a slut.
>>32519453
>18 posters
>101 replies
if you want to image dump, take that shit to a booru
fuck off
>>32523914
No :^)
Ethan heard you were saying mean things about his girlfriend.
>>32524191
ethan x kris
silver x lyra
whitney x ???
i'll let you decide who gets to be whitney's boyfriend
>>32524191
>his girlfriend
Sorry but Kris is my wife.
>"perfection"
>isn't even canon and was explicitly retconned and replaced by Game Freak
haha
>>32519875
>Xenomorph
>Chrysalis
>>32524248
Danny DeVito
Cave, now.
>>32525437
i'd rather choose ghost boy or bug trap.
Danny DeVito is only for joke pairing.
>>32525499
This is my cave silly.
>>32519581
I don't even really like Kris but lyra always annoys the shit out of me because it's such a pointless replacement and it's not even a better design or anything. it's like why did they even bother
>>32527189
lyra was a mistake, one of these days gf will realize that and put Kris back in the games.
>>32527223
>this is what Krisfags actually believe
It's been like 15 years since Kris was acknowledged by Game Freak, and 7 years since they replaced her.
It's never happening anon. Get over it.
>>32527189
Supposedly it was;
A) To have a character that didn't have blue hair, because that would have been two blue-haired protags in the same Gen
B) To have a character design more appropriate for the grand-daughter of the Day Care Lady
Hence Kris got redesigned to have brown hair and overalls, essentially a new character at that point.
They kept a similar hairstyle though, as a homage to Kris I guess.
>>32527277
Screencapped, you'll see soon enough that even Gamefreak knows lyra is a mistake.
>>32527306
Haha okay
>>32527317
This isn't something to laugh about, just wait.
>>32527333
If Kris somehow returns, I will gladly apologize while you feel free to ridicule me until 4chan dies.
But it's never happening :^)
>>32527370
Alright then, see you when the next games come out.
>>32527223
>>32527306
Johto will never be relevant again, anon. HGSS were the last time. Lyra will remain the female face of gen 2 for the following future.
>>32527277
>To have a character that didn't have blue hair, because that would have been two blue-haired protags in the same Gen
Dawn has raven hair. The anime miscolored it.
>>32527439
Johto and Sinnoh have been shown to be connected, just wait for those dp remakes..
>>32527439
Did the games miscolor it too?
She clearly has navy blue hair.
Look at her in the contest outfit without the hat. And look at her mother.
>>32527458
Jasmine and Lance are the only Johto characters that ever travel anywhere.
And Lance is technically Kanto.
>>32527465
>muh patterns
Gamefreak likes to surprise us, what surprise could be greater than admitting they made a mistake?
>>32519453
>Not barefoot
>Perfection.
Lies
>>32530648
Sorry
>>32519453
>>32530648
A New Challenger Appears!
>>32530716
Reminder that Whitney is trash and so insecure about her looks that she has to give herself the title "incredibly pretty girl."
>>32530759
i don't care about what you say, whitney is still The most perfect pokegirl to me.
>>32530849
You do you Whitneyfag
yes it does
>>32531303
The next page
>>32532434
This is actually really cool artwork
I wish more art made use of character specific in-game items moreShe's still never going to be canon though (^:
>>32532470
She'll have a cameo in the next games, you'll see.
>32533562
He's gone by now and you really should delete this.
>>32519607
I dunno, chrisfag. How does it feel having to samefag till the thread hits the image limit?
>>32533576
Naw I think I'll stay
>>32531303
How did they allow a prostitute in the first place?
>>32533636
Feels good, I get her all to myself.
>>32533641
Please leave
>>32533703
>I get her all to myself.
>He doesn't know Kris' prostitution
I'm not giving you a (you) if that's what you want.
>32533912
>I'm an autist thirsty for attention
I'm not giving you a (you) if that's what you want.
>>32534032
Haha nice one!
>>32524248
taurus
>>32539951
Too bad she isn't canon so you can never do that :(
It's okay, Lyra IS canon and her butt is extra jiggly!
>>32539951
Please don't sexualize my wife.
>>32539970
lyra was a mistake.
>>32540000
>>32540019
Please stop.
youre a bad girl kris, BAD GIRL!!!!!!!
>>32540048
>>32540019
>>32540000
>>32539951
Keep going...
>deleted
There is a god.
>>32539951
>>32540000
>>32540019
And then, SHE SHARTS! All over your hand! XDDDDDD
>>32539970
And I'm sure the poop that comes out of there is extra stinky too! Hahahaha XDDDDDD
Say hello to the true queen of underrated Pokewaifu.
They still did so fucking wrong by replacing her.
She was literally the first girl you could play as in the series. For girls that were old enough to play Crystal when it came out, that was a massive deal.
I perfectly understand why /vp/ doesn't give a shit about that, though; this board has literally the lowest average user age of all on 4chan.
>>32519453
literally who
>>32540520
Truly sad.
>>32544243
Literally best girl.
So wait op, are you ever going to answer that Xenomorph thing?
>>32519453
>>32545803
No
>>32546125
Ha nice
>Kris and Chikorita
>Not Totodile
Faggots
>>32547957
>That Marill boner
kek
>>32547957
Please don't sexualize my wife. And if you like a Mario ripoff you're probably gay.
>>32547937
You do realize that Kris is bleeding from the head in that image, right? Do you take pleasure in seeing your "wife" suffer you sick fuck?
>>32547971
>not liking a girl with a hot ass
whose gay now?
>>32547972
That's not blood, that's just shading dipshit.
>>32547977
Again >liking a mario ripoff
You are
>>32547972
It's just shading but thanks for ruining that picture for me.
>>32547988
>thinking the colors makes her a fat dude plumber
youre confirmed gay again
>>32547979
>>32547988
It is definitely not shading. Considering Lyra's stupid hat is big and puffy, and the part Totodile is biting into wouldn't be resting directly on her head. Hence, no red marks. Kris is wearing a hat that fits snugly on her head, meaning that Totodile is biting into her head and not just the hat. It makes sense that Lyra's not bleeding, but Kris is taking a bite to the head from a Pokemon known specifically for having very powerful bites. She's bleeding.
>>32547998
It's just my go to insult, but if you like lyra you are gay.>master1200
Press v next time to save it in it's original size.
>>32548021
I hate you.
>>32548030
You should probably delete >>32547937 so people don't think you get off on Kris in pain.
>>32548055
The dark deed is done.
>>32548073
You have done well, my child.
>>32547930
A better pic!
>>32548030
>v
What the hell are you talking about
>>32544254
too lewd for this board desu senpai
>perfection
>his waifu doesn't were a skirt so short that she has to calculate every movement so she doesn't show her panties.
>When adventuring with her she's as slow as Christmas but the eye candy makes up for it.
>>32549006
>a 77 IQ literal autist from /pol/ thinks he knows how to evaluate girls
You're fired 77
>>32548878
On pixiv.
>>32549006
>his waifu is a slut
>>32549091
kris is a slut.......a SLUT!!!! with a cute round lol butt :3
>>32549132
meatn to say lil
One of these days you'll give up and leave me alone.
>>32549149
I doubt anyone will give up trolling you considering your usual reactions.
>>32549179
I'm getting better at ignoring them.
>>32549132
Moar
>>32549213
>>32535068
>>32519607
If you meant more lewds you should kill yourself.
>>32549228
MOAR
>>32549228
Jesus what a perfect ass
>>32549307
>>32549277
>>32549228
>>32549213
>>32549132
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
>>32549028
I can live with the autistic retard accusation but /pol/?
I haven't been on /pol/ in like year, I swear that broad makes you miserable.
>>32551916
>thread about perfection
>posts the exact opposite
>>32551923
>thread about perfection
>literally Game Freak eliminated your waifu
>>32552061
Just wait until lyra gets retconned when Kris makes a cameo in the next games.
>>32552160
We'll see who's laughing when the next games come out.
I want to kiss Kris!
>>32552211
Only I am allowed to kiss my wife.
Fuck I didn't realize the image limit has already almost been reached.
>>32552197
It'll probably still be Big Man Tyrone. 20 aeons is a really long time.
Oh well, great thread.
>>32552241
Xenomorph
>>32552235
Kek, I meant that I'll be laughing when Gamefreak finally admits they made a mistake and replace lyra.
>>32552246
Thread's over go home.
>>32552197
Poor Krisfag...
>>32552271
Poor lyrafag...
>>32552277
Do not feel sorry for me, at least my waifu exists...
>>32552337
For now...
Last post claimed for Kris!