Thrilling Single Handed Combat!

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Clearly, I die because I can't kill this cutie

>>32511133
>Salandit

Hope to god it's not a female and try to stomp on it's tail

Haxorus.

Pretty sure I get a good laugh after it guts me with its face axe in .5 seconds.

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Fug

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>>32511133

>Kakuna

>Ledian
I win

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Don't know if lucky or fucking doomed.

>Shedinja

It is actually impossible to win

>>32511194
There are probably pebbles around the arena, just throw one at it.

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O-oh... oh god...

>>32511242
RIP in peace, your genitals

>Zangoose
The claws might be a problem, but nothing beats a good ol' thumb in the eye

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>>32511133
As long as I am not barefoot I have a possibility to win.

>>32511133
>torterra

Um ... maybe?

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it senses my gentle aura and accepts me as its master, and we escape together in go live in a cave far away

>>32511361
I think you can win if you run around and tire it out.

>>32511133
>Steelix
>Oh boy, um gee, how much wors..
>Steelix's Steelixite is reacting to the Mega Circlet that the emperor is wearing
Oh well, at least he loves his murder beast, even if he's a sadistic fucker who makes unarmed people fight his elemental powered animals.

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I'm having 100 million year old fish for dinner

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Fuck....

>>32511133
>Cleffa
Well, I suppose I could just stomp it to death. The guilt would be more painful than anything a literal baby could do.

>>32511824
A baby that can shoot flames

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https://discordapp.com/invite/flame

>>32511133
>once again
I must have been pretty lucky the first time. And now?
>Swanna
I'll be having roasted swan tonight. I'll strangle that fucker the moment it gets close.

>>32511783
you're going to dominate-fuck your clone?

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well this should be easy

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>>32511133
It's a two foot mole how powerful can it be?

it can probably drill run a hole through me

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I got Lapras
Well, it's not very mobile, but one ice beam and I'm probably a goner. I'm out of shape and bad at dodging things so I most likely die. Only hope is to run behind it where its neck won't quite pivot and stab it in the back of the head, but that assumes it doesn't freeze me solid or make me fall asleep with a magical song first.

>>32511878
Doesn't Swanna learn Scald?

>>32511958
Boiled Swanna doesn't seem as appetizing.

>>32511878
>It administers sharp, powerful pecks with its bill. It whips its long neck to deliver forceful repeated strikes.
>trying to strangle Swanna

>Spoink
I feel good about this.

>Sunflora

I can think of at least 5 ways to kill it but the easiest would be to just rip its head off

>>32511374
nah dragon breathes your shit

>>32511133
>Litwick
I'll bite it then piss on it. I have type advantage

>>32512046
>biting hot wax
Pretty sure that'll leave you with a burn, anon

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I uh... maybe?

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Well I guess I will be dead..

>Bounsweet

I peel it and eat it while it's kickin' and screamin'.

>>32511949
>Lapras used Perish Song!
>And the crowd goes wild!

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I got over a hundred pounds on it. I think I'd do alright.

>>32511242
Fun fact, some animal Colosseum trainers trained the animals to rape instead of kill.

Not even joking.

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fugg DD-:

>Duskull
Actually not sure. Am I screwed or not?

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If she goes all black psycho vuduu on me i might get fucked to death here.

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Pretty sure Voltorb will kill itself before it even does anything else.

>Goodra
I'd rather just have sex with it desu

>>32512550
Somehow, considering it's the Romans, this does not surprise me.

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Aaw, I get to kill a cute leopard kitten.

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>>32511133
AYYYYYY LMAO


HAVE MERCY GREAT EMPAROR
I THOUGHT EVERYONE IN HERE WERE PEDOS

(there was no fight, i used the sandstorm to mask my escape)

>>32511166
Kick dirt at it

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wellp.

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I might be in some trouble

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I think I can take on Incineroar. It is a heel, after all. I can definitely beat him. He's also slow.

I would have to watch out for its claws and fangs. Those can hurt. I would probably try to maintain some distance, and wait for it to attack first. With its speed, I would easily be able to dodge its attacks, and the moment I get a chance, I take it. I would kick his legs, to bring him down. Once he's down, I would quickly try to snap his neck. I'm sure I would get clawed a bit, but I can take a bit of claws.

>>32511133
>Gothita
I could never kill that cutie

>Wooper
I refuse to kill this cute little thing

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Somehow I think I'll be alright

>>32513314
Good luck surviving its suicide bombing

>>32511133
>drifloon

throw a rock at that nigga

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Hahah well I'm primal screwed.

>>32514086
Anon, humans have 50 base speed.

>>32514409
That is average human speed, I reckon if he is black he will have a base speed of around 65

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Looks like I'm getting poisoned and slowly consumed unless there's a torch somewhere.

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>Stantler
This is how it's going down for me.