Offensive Dragon Stereotypes Edition
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Screencaps of previous threads(thanks to sceencap anon!): https://imgur.com/a/7TfUl
Discord: https://discord.gg/wCv6pGE
Story so far: You are Ron, a human who one day turned into a Tepig. Along with your friend Oshawott, you started an exploration team, investigating a mystery of a captured Shaymin, a rogue Tapu Koko, and a dying world. Check the screencaps to catch up!
You set out on your next adventure, towards the Daisan Knoll in search of a mythical Wishing well. After clearing a series of clever puzzles, you began the challenge of the final tower guardian, Landorus
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing
OP is cute!! CUTE!!
dragons are sissies that can't beat little fairies lol
>>32504084
>After pushing your team away with a sandstorm to pull out from being surrounded, Landorus backs away a bit to get a better grip on the situation
>What will you do? 2, 5, 6 decides
>>32504111
Rollout towards Landorus. Everyone keep attacking.
>>32504111
High impact violence...basically keep attacking until our input is ACTUALLY needed
>>32504165
>Landorus deftly dodges your rollout and out of range of Noibat, but still has to fend off Osha's and Nibbles' attacks
>You slam headlong into the wall
>1, 4, 9 next
>>32504216
Distract Landorus and get Nibbles to move the metal bar to open another door.
>>32504216
Blame nibbles for not moving the wall out of our way
>>32504216
Use the black marker to erase open the other doors, because that's clearly why it's in frame again.
>>32504227
re, but wiggle your butt, then have Osha and Barry fuck him up, then Arm Thrust him into frustration
>>32504227
>>32504238
reroll
>>32504238
>>32504227
One more time, re
>>32504233
>>32504228
>>32504264
>>32504238
>>32504227
>"Dammit Nibbles, why did you move the wall out of the way??"
Nibbles: How the fuck was I suppose'ta do that?!
>"Nevermind, just go move the metal bar to the next connection"
Nibbles: Ugh, fine!
>>32504216
Use that marker to draw the bellhop again but this time give him a russian military tank to fuck up landorus, then open the other doors with the metal thingy
>>32504311
>Nibbles grabs the metal bar and removes it from the first connection
>>32504320
>And moves it to the next connection... but in doing so, the flow of electricity is disrupted! You'll have to keep the connection going to get the electricity to travel alone these lines. If only you had more metal or some way to get more even.
>3, 4, 0
>>32504339
Use the marker to draw some metal
>>32504348
This.
>>32504339
Drag Osha to the gap andhave Nibbles blitz Landorus
>>32504348
This but also draw a cute girlfriend for OP
>>32504354
>>32504348
Nibbles: Draw... with the marker...? Like this?
>The lines are energized up to the second door!
>>32504421
>The door shutters open...
>>32504432
Landorus: I can see now how you all made it this far. Your strength and teamwork is impressive!
>>32504455
>teamwork
>when we are constantly molesting Osha and blaming Nibbles for all our problems
>>32504455
Landorus: But that's in comparison to the average pokemon! You're still miles away from the power of a legendary! Did my fellow genies just give you a pass for your efforts?
>>32504473
Landorus: Yes, hell-? Oh shoot
>>32504481
rip in piece
>>32504481
>Landorus is stunned!
>1,2,5 next
>>32504489
Flame charge!
>>32504489
Have Nibbles draw more to complete the circuit. Have Osha, Barry, and Ron wail on him.
>>32504489
Team attack. Use rollout so we build up speed before he gets up again.
>>32504489
"Alright everyone time for a chain attack!"
Rollout
Ice Beam
Outrage
Nibbles summons more Magearna
>>32504496
reroll
>>32504503
reroll
>>32504503
Re but draw the bellhop again who is just there to say "you are right, lad!" in an offensive British accent
>>32504489
Go all-out on his ass.
>>32504531
Here's our chance for an all-out attack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jFaoLrLzd4
>>32504489
Draw a giant ball of ice about to fall on landorus
>>32504531
>An all out team attack hits the stunned Landorus for a huge chunk of damage! He's looking pretty roughed up now!
>>32504606
don't do it
>>32504606
>Landorus disappears in another blowing sandstorm
>>32504617
Landorus: Alright, so you found the leftover robot things, sure. I'll credit you for resourcefulness at least.
Osha: Why do you even have those?
Landorus: Yeah, I don't know, they came with the tower. But what I DO know,
>>32504641
Landorus: Is that this fight isn't over yet!
>Landorus covers himself in a sandstorm veil! It'll be impossible to get close to attack... unless maybe it were a pokemon that were immune to sandstorm...
>What will you do? 2, 5, 0 next
>>32504659
Send Nibbles to do the dirty workand blame him for losing the marker.
>>32504659
Nibbles gets close and attacks, Barry and Osha attack from distance, we draw to connect the current to the other doors
>>32504659
Tell Nibbles to use Take Down. Maybe that will push Landorus out of the sandstorm.
>>32504672
>>32504674
These
>>32504672
>>32504674
Do it!
>>32504682
>>32504674
>>32504672
>Nibbles ducks into the storm no problem and uses Take Down on Landorus, while Osha and Barry provide distance support from the outside.
>You meanwhile, try to use the marker to draw another connection, but it looks like the marker is out of ink! You'll have to come up with some metal or something conductive from somewhere else!
>>32504773
>Landorus uses Earthquake again, putting Osha in critical condition!
>1, 5, 8 next
>>32504784
Oran for osha
>>32504784
distract Landorus by shoutingGLADIONwhile Osha recovers
>>32504773
Bull, you just drew stuff in black
>>32504784
Osha gets berry.
>>32504784
Complete the connection using our leftover hint coins.
>>32504784
Give Nibbles some wire and have him complete the connection. Also, complain to the gods for buying shitty markers.
>>32504798
That marker actually is dead. This is my current (third!) black marker
>>32504784
Heal Osha and cover him while he Brines the circuits
>>32504823
Use a different marker to connect the circuit.
Or >>32504809
Also feed Osha berry
>>32504784
Give OSHA an Oran and tell them to keep attacking, we use rollout one the walls until metal falls from the ceiling.
>>32504835
Wait, what?
>>32504902
H-hey! Give that back!
>>32504909
>>32504909
dammit Ron
>>32504902
>>32504909
This is how OP becomes the final boss of his own game
>>32504920
Landorus: Wait, what?
>>32504943
>Landorus is stunned!
>1, 4, 9 next
>>32504902
>>32504909
So this is the first step to Ron becoming the evil tyrant of the digital world. By stealing from God himself.
>>32504952
Fuck him up!
>>32504952
>>32504503
Rolling for this again.
>>32504952
I've been waiting for this! Do another all-out attack.
>>32504968
Reroll
>>32504952
Have Nibbles get behind Landorus. Flame Charge him right past Nibbles for Nibbles to perform a dual chop! Then Osha and Barry finish him!
>>32504968
>>32504970
Re, but do it with love, care and headpats
>>32504971
>There's no way something so orange can stand up to all this blue! And some black I guess.
>>32505034
but Ron, you are orange
and some black I guess
>>32505034
>Landorus manages to pull himself up and whip up another sandstorm, rushing right past you and bombarding you with horrible, coarse, rough sand that just gets everywhere
>You are in critical condition now!
>3, 7, 9BTW, while we're at the health game here, don't forget Nibbles and Barry are both still roughed up as well
>>32505075
Oran for ourselves
>>32505075
Heal Barry and ourselves, Osha snipes, Nibbles does as he pleases. Search for something to open up the last door.
>>32505075
Ron and Osha both take an Oran each. Tell Nibbles to use the sandstorm to his advantage. He has Sand Veil for a reason.
>>32505075
Eat Oran and keep connecting things
>>32505097
Osha is almost at full health,you just wasted a berry,dumbass.
>>32505139
Fuck, didn't see that Osha already ate a berry. That's my bad.
>>32505097
>You give an Oran to Osha while you eat one yourself. Having eaten one already though, Osha, hands the berry over to Barry.
>Nibbles meanwhile tries to grapple with Landorus in the sandstorm, but isn't making much headway against the legendary pokemon's strength
>4, 5, 8 next
>>32505227
Complete the circuit!
>>32505238
with what? Suggest something!
>>32505271
Wires!
>>32505274
Okay!
>>32505284
>You pull out the wires you acquired from whenever wires were involved in something in this tower and connect the two nodes
>>32505322
>wires you acquired from whenever wires were involvedthe violin
>>32505322
>>32505338
Landorus: You seem to be tiring out, my dragon friend!
Nibbles: Maybe... but just do me one favor, before I back down?
Landorus: ?
Nibbles: Check this trap for me
Landorus: What tr-
>>32505346
>Landorus is stunned once more
>1, 6, 0 next
>>32505346
Nibbles is best trap
>>32505353
rape
>>32505331
dang how do you even remember these things!
>>32505353
Jump up and ground pound Landrous with a Flame Charge! Have Osha and the others soften him up for you before you FINISH HIM!
>>32505353
Reroll this >>32504971
Now with art!Only took 1000 hours in paint.net
>>32505353
"Alright everyone time for a chain attack!"
Ice beam
Rollout
>>32505331
Good memory
>>32505357
Do this but eat his heart when you're done raping him
>>32505359
I wonder.
>>32505368That's going in the album for sure.
>>32505360
I think descriptive plans should be rewarded. re
This >>32505360, but start with >>32505368
>>32505404
Re, but also blame him for killing all magearneas
>>32505390
>>32504971
>All out
>>32505449
>Attack!
>>32505457
>Landorus wobbles back up to his feet, taking a few shaky steps and panting heavily. He's obviously only just hanging on after all those attacks...
Osha: Do you give yet?
Landorus: ...
>>32505472
Landorus: NO! NOT YET! NOT WHILE I STILL HAVE STRENGTH!
>A fearsome sandstorm begins to whip up... one so strong even Nibbles is being blown away!
>>32505485
>You are blown against the wall and pinned there. The sandstorm whips past you, but... you can barely even more a muscle! Landorus is so close to defeat, but there's no way you or your team can even attack right now... what will you possibly do??
>2, 3, 6 next
>>32505506
>NOT WHILE I STILL HAVE STRENGTH!
Steal his HM strength
>>32505506
cry
>>32505506
Use the wires to complete the circuit
>>32505513
reroll
>>32505506
Use the spring to close the connection.
>>32505506
Violin into "Song of Storms"!
>>32505525
>>32505531
Any of these!
>>32505533
>>32505539
>>32505513
Re
>>32505516
You stop that
ahhh we're already over time so....
>>32505531
>You reach into your bag and pull out the spring from all the way back in tower 1 and shove it between the node and the final metal pole, energizing it...
>>32505588
>Even over the din of the sandstorm, you hear the tower rumble and clank, as though a bunch of machinery had just been activated....
>>32505601
>The doors opened by the nodes reveal themselves to be small elevators as they each descend and return with...
>>32505615
That's a lot of Magearna, OP. You're scaring me.
>>32505615
>>32505615nice Photoshop
>>32505615
Introducing OP's Pokewaifu. Everyone, say something nice to her.
>>32505644
You dummy. His Pokewaifu's obviouslyOshawott.
>>32505652
that's his Pokehusbando
>>32505635best I can do in such a short time!
>>32505615
>>32505664
Landorus: Augh!
>>32505615
I hope it's photoshop, if not, how mush have you spent on Magearna and for what fucking purpose OP?it's just so you can decapitate, torture and make suicidal attacks with them right, you madman
>>32505671
Landorus: No, wait-
>>32505676
Landorus: Stop exploding!
>>32505681
>Landorus has been KOed!And it's late so we'll have to do the wrap up next thread! TO BE CONTINUED
>>32505684
night OP
>>32505684
I think this thread's set a new record for most pictures.Night OP, and thanks for the thread as always
>>32505684
Thanks for the thread!
roll to flirt with Osha by calling him cool for his "Do you give yet?" remark next thread
Unrelated, but this is interesting https://twitter.com/Pokeshopper/status/862395216258629635
Pins for the Gen 5 starters are being made
This is pretty much useless now but I thought of a legit solution to the dragon puzzle in just three questions. Ask any two:
>"What's my typing?"
>"Which dragons tell the truth?"
Using the answers from those two you could determine which ones are liars. Then ask a truth-teller:
>"What's everyone's typing?"
And presto.