>being a turtlefag

Starterposters need to be gassed

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>being an empoleoncuck

>>32488029
At least the best starter is there, unlike your shitty gasified turtle

>>32488011
Just a recommendation, Zardfags are an easier target than Turdfags. Here, you're taking the most popular Gen 4 starter, and shitting on the least popular Gen 4 starter. You're actually doing nothing wrong. That's no fun.

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>>32488062
>shitting on the least popular Gen 4 starter
Kek, what a newfag.
The reason nobody cares is because everyone knows it's one guy shitposting.

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>>32488091
The fuck is this even supposed to be? Here, an actual fucking poll for you, without both Piplup and Emopleon higher than the Turd.

>>32488132
>infernape over both Empoleon and Yortettra

MONKEYBROS ALWAYS WIN

>>32488155
>Piplup over all
There's a reason people want their favorite to be a "shillmon". It gets popularity. No one would give a shit about Infernape if it wasn't a "shillmon".

>>32488132
>The fuck is this even supposed to be?
Only the biggest poll /vp/ made. That was just the starters part.
Thanks for confirming you're a newfag.

Also
>using the fucking japanese poll as an argument
>when it's well known nippon has shit taste
Please, are you even trying?
Only time japan had a decent poll is when Chandelure ended 1st.

>Being a turtle

>not being a turtle fag

What a waste of oxygen you are

>>32488290
>/vp/ popularity board
>the contrarian Hive mind board

/vp/ represents less than one percent of the Pokemon community and is the place where contrarians cracked jerk about their "superior opinions". any poll taken here objectively means nothing. Try twitter for actual results.

>>32488132
>Rhyperior more popular than Rhydon
max kek

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>>32488011

Who the fuck keeps starting these goddamn threads. OP if I ever find out who you are i'm going to peel your fucking face off. Then i'm going to keep you hooked up to an IV in my basement and feed you the necessary nutrients to slowly keep you alive long enough to survive each passing day. Then i'm going to go to your house and wear your face and eat dinner with your family. Then slowly over a 6 month process i'll seduce your mother while i'm wearing your face and well proceed to have extremely passionate sex and just as she's about to cum i'll rip off your face and pin her down and proceed to peel off her face as well. Then i'll wait until your dad comes home from work and while wearing your mothers face on top of your face i'll seduce him as well and in the middle of our fervent fuck fest just as he's about to bust his load i'll rip off your mothers face and force your dad to look me dead in the eyes as he unloads inside of his baby boy. Then i'll peel off your dads face and go down to my basement and get on top of you. Ill then proceed to facefuck you with the fury of a thousand suns so that the last image you see before dying is your father violently stuffing his cock into the muscley pulp that used to be your face.

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>>32490062

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>>32488011