Saturday Ralts Line Thread

who wants gardevoir facts?

>>32477599

Please don't.

You're all huge faggots.
Sick pokefucking faggots.

>>32477599
fun fact. gardevoirs are immune to all illnesses

>>32477665
Not mental. It's fan base is goddamn autistic.

fun fact. the scientific name for a gardevoir is chorumiliae complexus

>>32477680
I may be drunk but I put funk in functional alcoholic

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>>32476535
Okay, take this rare Sana

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bump

Just popping in to say that today my Garde folder passed 10,000 items. Feels gud man.

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>>32479337
All SFW, right?

squeak

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man this thread is dead

>>32481716
nubbin' personale

Well. Gardevoir will be considered as one of best pokemon to have. Mostly because of being very powerful combined with big natural loyality and high inteligence makes gardevoir a very good companion.

Gallades can be loyal but there is no reliable source about gallade having gardevoir level of loyality (yeah he will beat shit out of everyone to protect you but nothing about life sacrifice).

Yup this line is my favourite.

>>32481814

Also Ralts and Kirlia are total cuties.

>>32481814
Only a fag would let their Gardevoir die for them, even if cursed by Ninetails you take responsibility and take it like a man

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>>32479337
And i thought my Lurantis folder was impressive with almost 1000 images.

fun fact. a gardevoir is stealing your toast because fuck you, that's why

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Gardevoir is cool

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Don't die on me

fun fact. gardevoirs don't die when they make black holes. Its their way of getting away from you. after they are buried they pull a stunt from kill bill to get out of the grave

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What happens if a Gallade or Gardevoir fails to protect the lives of their trainers?

>>32484865
Suicidal depression.

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>>32484865
They ritualistically consume the trainer's corpse so it can be a part of themselves forever.

>>32477065
Pixalate hyper voice from M-gardevior must hurt.

>>32484865
they take a Japanese Zero and fly it into a mountain

>>32486273

Yeah and it's better than Hyper Beam in term of DPS.

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>>32481867
>there are people in the thread who wouldn't give their lives to save their sana-chan

>>32489742

The XY anime really butchered his voice.

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>>32479337
You're adorable.

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>>32490876
>0 Folders
Jesus christ, 24k files in a completely unsorted mess sounds like a nightmare
My collection may only be half the size of yours, but at least it's sorted nicely

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good night
hope my floating rib fixes itself

>>32490932
>Not using filenames to sort

Who is this infant before me?

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>>32491198
I do that as well, but sorting by folders as well makes everything a lot nicer
Folders break pictures into categories of where they came from (Pixiv, Tumblr, Da), and filenames include the source URL, artist and character/series tagging
That way I can easily get the source URL out of filenames

The only thing I'm missing is content tagging, but I'm waiting until Hydrus adds source fields before I go content tagging everything

How do you sort your filenames?

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>>32479337
>>32490876
>>32490932
>>32491198
>>32491248
>tfw only have 800 images im my folder
What is this crushing energy?!
These faggots... They're on a whole different level!

>>32490876
>>32479337
Why would you even want that much? Surely you must be scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of picture quality.

>>32491414
You'd probably be surprised. I have 12k and I'm still only saving images I like for one reason or another
Sure, I've got some trash saved, but only if I think the idea was cute or something
and with how popular Gardevoir is, there is normally a few new good pictures each day

>>32491318
I just downloaded the 1.67 GB rar of worksafe Gardevoir pics somebody posted in one of these threads

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Bamp

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I want to hold Gardevoir's hand.

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>>32494759
>Hand
>Not just a celery stick.

>>32495614
can I have the non thumbnail version please

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>>32495810

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>>32495827

I had a dream where I was a Gallade and I was convicted of a crime and sent to human prison.

>>32496290
How did it end anon?

can gardevoirs help with depression?

>>32497032
I would imagine a depressed human'd just make it sick. Maybe even hospitalized if their mmmalaise is severe enough.

>>32497163
I mean like can they use their powers to get rid of bad memories

>>32496553

I was basically constantly humiliated and rejected. They called me Pokéboy and other demeaning insults and the warden kept reminding us we were fucked because when we'd leave prison we'd have no life because criminal record and felonies and shit. I cried in my cell then when my sentence was up I left and I morphed into a Deathclaw and hung out with 3 others Deathclaws doing Deathclaw shit.

>>32497301

Ok this is cute. Gallade is a special boy <3

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hmmm

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>>32498679

>>32498679
that round thing is a dick cushion

>>32477599
S-sure.

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Gallade is one of the manliest pokemon. He is ready to beat shit out from everything to protect what he wants to protect.

>>32498408
Spooky. Goddamn being in prison would really suck, wouldn't it

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>>32500467

is it really a prison if you want to be there, and you can't perceive the cage you're in?

>>32497178
Oh that.
I'm sure they could, being telepathic and all.
Or you could just learn a new move to replace it.

>>32501355
Yes. A prison is just a thing you can't leave.
You thought I was going to say "like life", weren't you?

>>32498408
You want to have sex with your mother. NEXT!

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Would you?

>>32502839
Untie him? Yes.

>>32500188
gardevoirs have fought next to humans in both world wars with great success. they even flew fighter planes

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>>32504132
Turns out they were not good pilots.

>>32504132
gardevoir "dress" skin was used to make the wings of propeller planes. Light, strong, and renewable without hurting the Gardevoirs

>>32504205
nazi's didn't train them enough

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>>32504155

>>32504240
also it did not need to be doped. it is airtight to begin with and very smooth

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>>32504132
>>32504205
>>32504240
>>32504269

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>>32504155
I thought this was going to be farts until I saw the second image

>>32504650

That picture is pretty cute.

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hurry someone draw her a toilet before she pees herself

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>>32504893

>>32504893
I mean add a toilet to the picture

>>32504981
no. shes all wet and sad

So how are you enjoying the new pages?

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Back to business

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>>32505603

Breddy funny but the plot is complete nonsense.

>>32506460

Why is Gallade so fucking CUTE?!

just lost the story that I was writing

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>>32510044
Don't know he just is I guess.

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>>32510635

>>32476535
If you're gonna open with the worst designed pokemon then make it a bad design thread.

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>saturday thread
>now thursday and people still posting worst mon

have a bump, with any luck this will stay up for the next couple days and you'll have half a thread

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>>32511513
>thinking Kirlia is worst mon when Landorus exists

>>32511621
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>>32504132
they used their physic powers to squeeze their waist during high G moves. this keeps the blood in their brains so they don't black out

Post cute Ralts

>>32513993
nice

enjoy your saturday

I want to marry a Gardevoir

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>>32513993

>>32504205
He didn't fly so good.

>>32518172
that is one brave gardevoir

Do you think an angry Gallade could amputate a limb in one chop with his blades?

Asking for a fanfic.

>>32520439
Yes. Pokedex says he has goddamn blades and is a perfect blademaster.