This is your wife now

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Never, unless She wills it. I belong to Her now.

>>32471909
>wills
what

>>32471904
8 seconds.

I'm not stepfathering a basketcase and an angry little homo.

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>>32471904
False, this is my wife. Never divorcing.

Pretty soon, probably. I never signed up to father two dysfunctional brats or deal with a grown ass woman who's addicted to extra-dimensional jellyfish.

>>32471912
>english
what

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Pretty soon. Not my type of crazy.

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>>32471904
Hopefully never. I hope she finds Mohn, accepts that he's not the man he used to be and accepts my love and worship of her and only her.

>>32471904
Until she finds I'm banging her daughter.

>>32471950
Will you fug together?

>People actually find this old hag with cockroach hair attractive

I will never understand boys

>>32471976
With Lusamine? Nah.

Gotta be some wild fugging going on

>>32471982
its better than fat chicks that live in my local area and are the only ones that appear on dating websites, adult websites, and craigs list

>>32471982
fuck off roastie.

>>32471985
With Zinnia and fug

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>>32471973
How would you explain this?

>>32471904
1 hour.
>>32471950
>Zinna
Shit taste.

>>32471973
you mean YOUR daughter :^)

>>32472014
Better then Lusamine.

>>32471999
Ask her why she's blaming me,someone who is a virgin and not interested in her in the slightest.

And then ask how you got trips

>>32471988
Virgin

>>32471904
>no pink hair
DROPPED

>>32471904
Divorce immediately, I'm not a cuck so I don't want to be in a relationship with someone that has kids. She is also too old.

>>32471904
We wouldn't. Lusamine, her kids and I would be one big happy family.

>>32471904
If it leads to me having to roleplay as a floating jellyfish from another dimension, then it's time to take out those divorce papers.

>>32471904
enough to get half of her money

>>32472873
It doesn't work that way in a gynocentric society, the women is always the victim.

>>32471904
>implying I wouldn't murder her immediately

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>>32471904
I'd rather fucking cut my dick off than stay with this bitch for any longer than ten minutes. I dunno how people like her, she's an awful fucking person and their cries of 'MOMMY!' make me hope that whoever gets to stay with her gets to learn how psychotic people work.

>>32471904
brb pokepelago

>>32471904
Never.

Because I'll kill her first.

>>32471950
I'm okay with zin as a wife too.

>>32471950
M-M-M-MUH DICK

>>32471973
Alright Humbert, calm down

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>>32471915
this

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>>32471904
Until she finds out about the things I'm doing to her son and Sun-in-law.

4 secs

Immediately, I'm already planning to marry my current gf and I think blonde hair is unattractive

>>32471904
how long til i get those sweet sweet pokebeans?

immediately because lusamine is literal dog shit

>>32473276
Why the fuck are they eating Bulbasaur.

>>32474207
They're just eating the Bulba, leaving the poor thing Sore.

>>32471904
Implying I can get married if I don't show up to the wedding ceremony

>>32472932
>she's an awful fucking person
>waa waa this character is evil, how can people like it :(?
Kill yourself.

>>32474541
By awful he meant that she is shit not anything to do with her being evil.
If you see people eating shit would you ignore them or advise them not to, knowing you, you would encourage it

>>32473276
Leave her family out of this. This is between you and Lusamine.

If that were my wife, she'd be in a permanent state of fucked silly.

>>32471904
About a second, not dealing with that insanity.

>divorce
I'm working on an annulment already