What did he mean by this?

>>32471433
He means that he's just a kahuna on a stroll to the Laguna.

Just another part of Alola we'll never get to access.

>>32471454
http://www.serebii.net/pokearth/alola/kala'ebay.shtml

>>32471433
That no 8ft body building insect will appear in the next 10 seconds and ruin the peace.

He returns home and has a cuppa after that nice walk

Fuck all of you, I'm drunk and I'm fucking laughing

>>32471433
That old kahuna, he's a-gonna take a big poo-ah in la laguna.

>>32472303
>a 5ft tall /fit/roach appears instead

>>32471433
While strolling on the laguna
All in the merry month of May
An insectoid alien they took me by surprise,
In a moment my poor stroll they stole away!

>>32472467
It could be even worse

They BOTH turn up at the same time and then turn theirs puzzled heads to each other '' so who's getting first dibs on the old man''

and thus the alien invaders played the earth game of rock,paper,scissors long enough for tapu Koko to appear.