/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

Kricketot is pure

>>32469248

Actual Previous thread: 32456092
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32469251
That's what we thought about OP and look at him

>>32469251
Pure garbage if its favorite is Vivaldi.

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>>32469253
Inkay: Hey, you guys did it! You beat Thundurus and took him down a peg in the process.

Osha: Are you sure he trapped you in the tower? I know he was kind of an arrogant jerk, but he didn't seem like a malicious jerk.

Inkay: Iunno. He deserved some humbling anyway. You want me to join your team or not?

>Do you want inkay to join the team? If so, replace Barry or Nibbles or send Inkay back to base? 1, 4, 9 decides

>>32469268
>Ask kricketot to play its favorite music

Me: uhhh, shit... *googles and uses first thing that comes up*

>>32469282
Nah, recruit that magearna before OP can kill it instead

>>32469282
Recruit Inkay and send it back

>>32469287
All I'm reading from you is excuses.

>>32469289
Dammit,i wanted that guy...

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>>32469289
Osha: Hang on a minute, Inkay. What's another one of these robot things doing here? Do we have to follow it to another easily accessible doorway or something?

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>>32469389
Osha: Ow....

>Last call for Inkay before moving on. 2, 5, 0
>y or n?

>>32469396
Touch inkays butt and say nothing

>>32469396
Why not? Let's do it.

>>32469396
Yes

Fun Fact
The /gad/ thread soon after OP made a /gad/ themed edition last thread

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>>32469420
>>32469399
>You sidle up to Inkay and give it's back tentacles a good, firm touch. That's... that's where squid butts are, right? You probably won't look it up.

Inkay: Uh...

Osha: That... that probably means yes.

>Inkay joins the team and heads back to the guild. Nickname discussion in discord I guess

>>32469449
died soon after*

Uh... is nobody going to question that fact that Ron's wearing a sombrer- ohh.
I forgot what date it is today.

Ron confirmed Mexican when he was a human

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>>32469452
Welcome to tower 3, aka could be 1 thread long, could be several
>You walk up the stairs to the next room. Looks to be a big, open room filled with a bunch of mirrors. A laser is firing from the south wall and bouncing off a couple of mirrors back into the wall. Along the walls you spot symbols of an X, an O, and a crown

Osha: This plaque here says this is the chamber of King Iban, who was quite fond of lights and lasers.

>What will you do? 3, 6, 7 next

>>32469463
>>32469466
When Ron was a human, he was once bitten by a mexican and became a were-mexican, cursed to grow a sombrero and super sweet mustache every cinco de mayo. 100% canon

>>32469496
Check yourself out in one of them, then try rotating a few

>>32469496
Bully the lasers for not being as cool as Sparkles death laser

>>32469496
Start rearranging the mirrors so the laser shines onto the X.

>>32469496
everyone but Osha leaves the room, the rest have an i in their name

>>32469514
re

>>32469509
Reroll

>>32469496
Make oshas butt reflect in all of them

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>>32469523

>>32469546
Guess we're not complete retards after all.

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>>32469523
>The rest of the party files out back down the stairs leaving Osha alone in the room, when suddenly there comes a massive rumbling noise...

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>>32469567
Osha: That rumbling noise! Did you guys hear that?

Nibbles: Uh... 'scuse me.

Barry: Aw jeez, I can't breathe down here! I'm coming back up.

>>32469559
Glad someone noticed the name, but I wouldn't make it the same exact puzzle again!

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>>32469581
>What next? 4, 5, 6

>>32469588
try rotating mirrors so that the laser points at O

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>>32469606
>You rotate the mirrors around so the beam passed through the prism in the center of the room, splitting the beam, then rotate the mirrors on the right side to point to the circle

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>>32469671
>A blue chest appears...

>2, 8, 9 next

>>32469679
Check chest to see if its a mimic using arm thrust

>>32469686
Rerolling

>>32469686
This but then open it if it isn't

>>32469686
Re

gets still need gettin

>>32469686
re

>>32469733
stop takin em then

>>32469686
ree

>>32469733
Stop stealing them then.

>>32469686
Reroll

>>32469686
re

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>>32469748
>>32469686
>You ole thrust the treasure chest, breaking it open

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>>32469789
>An Ampharos pops out of the chest and immediately strikes you with a thunder punch

>4, 7, 0

>>32469796
Ampharos once again proving he's worst guildmaster

Have the rest of the team keep him busy while you focus the laser on him

>>32469796
>attacked if we open the chest
>attacked if we attack the chest
A strange game. The only winning move is to have Nibbles open it.

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>>32469814
>Your team attacks Ampharos while you maneuver one of the mirrors to point at it... though it doesn't do too much. These are the flashy kind of laser, not the hurty kind of laser. Except to eyes anyway.

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>>32469886
>Despite the beating, Ampharos manages to wiggle away and uses Flash to distract everyone, fleeing to the other side of the room

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>>32469906
>Turning just one mirror, the beam is redirected into the X symbol, causing a strange energy to swell around Ampharos...

>>32469917
Oh shit.

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>>32469917
>1, 3, 6 next

>>32469917
Oh great.

>>32469927
Tell Nibbles and Barry to start fucking Ampharos up with dragon moves. Use rollout on the Ampharos.

>>32469927
cry

>>32469954
stop this

>>32469953
Also, Osha should use ice beam.

>>32469927
Rock types are kinda like ground types right?! USE OUR STRONGEST FIRE MOVE!

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>>32469953
>Dragon attacks fly with a dual chop, outrage, and dragon pulse blowin all around.You and Osha also attack

>1, 8, 0

>>32470028
Flame charge into the hair. Set it on fire.

>>32470033
This guy gets it! Also see about embracing Ron's inner Pol and mess with the lasers until swatstika

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>>32470033
>You direct your flames to Ampharos' luxurious locks, igniting its flowing white follicles.
>Ampharos takes off in a panic!

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>>32470139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbnqPMdNx88
>Its hair still aflame, Ampharos runs off into a mirror, shattering it

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>>32470163
>With the light no longer striking the X, Ampharos reverts back to normal

>3, 4, 6 next

>>32470170
Arm Trust him into oblivion.

>>32470170
Continue to beat the hell out of the Ampharos.

>>32470180
Wryyyyyyy

>>32470028
>>32470061
was this post ignored?

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>>32470214
>>32470180
>Ampharos now weakened, you put as much power into an arm thrust as you can and KO the weird sheep thing

>>32470170
Resume /pol/ shennigans while the team does work (then express soul crushing disappointment when your team doesn't know your references again)

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>>32470267

>>32470261
He took too long to post, I believe.

Not the anon but wasn't it the only roll to fit the actual numbers called?

>>32470276
I swear if you actually drop a roadroller on him

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>>32470276

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>>32470291

>>32470287
The flame charge command got dubs, so that one was taken.

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>>32470301
Osha: Hang on... were we... fighting someone just now?

Barry: ... Maybe? I thought I was like, right in the middle of an Outrage, but...?

>2, 5, 7 next

>>32470313
Redirect laser to crown.

>>32470287
>>32470277
>>32470261
>>32470302
If no number gets are gotten I usually default to dubs if they're there. But also it was the middle of the fight and I didn't feel like erasing and drawing (and figuring out if the mirrors even could) make a laser swastika

>>32470313
Well that was a waste of time. Point the laser at the crown.

>>32470328
yeah, do this.

>>32470313
Have the party do>>32470320

Because That is good HEART to eat and Ron needs some good eatin

>>32470328
rerere

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>>32470335
>>32470328
>You redirect the laser with the nearest mirror to point at the crown symbol.
>A small panel flips over to reveal another plaque

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>>32470394
Osha: Hmm... looks like a small history of this King Iban fellow. He was very fond of lights and lasers, even ordering a number of contraptions with mirrors and prisms like this one, until one day he was shot in the eyes with a laser and blinded himself. He sent his servants to throw his contraptions away, telling them to 'go toss them in a tower somewhere'

>3, 4, 9 next

>>32470410
Shine the laser in our mouth and see if it comes out our ass

>>32470410
Clearly we must fire the laser at ourselves and grab the key from the Shadow Realm

>>32470410
make the laser hit the crown, O and X at the same time.
Then jam to homoerotic club music

>>32470410
>using class 2 or higher lasers without wearing safety goggles with the right OD
Serves the king right. I bet he never even did the safety calculations.

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>>32470429
Well... if it saves me some time and effort erasing and drawing
>Yes.

>2, 5, 8

>>32470475
>>32470457

>>32470457
Re.

>>32470475
I wonder what happens if we shine the laser on all three points simultaneously. Let's try it.

>>32470475
>>32470457
Rolling for this

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>>32470511
>>32470457
>You reorient the mirrors to activate the x, o and crown, but nothing seems to be happening...

>1, 4, 6 next

Lemme know if you guys want to use a hint coin

>>32470544
redirect all the lasers so that they focus back into the prism

>>32470544
Did we ever eat the heart?

>>32470561
what heart?

>>32470566
Think he means ampharos heart

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>>32470566

>>32470568
what ampharos?

>>32470566
Shout son of a bitch and go hunting for delicious chest candy

>>32470544
Everyone except Osha should leave the room. If nothing happens, only point to the crown.

I'm going to take this as a yes for the hint coin

You've seen what the crown, the O, and the X did. But are they the only options to point at on the walls?

>>32470611
point at the keyhole

>>32470611
Reflect the laser back into the eye?

>>32470619
Do this.

>>32470629
This but if it does nothing piss on the eye

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>>32470629
>You turn the very first mirror back into the eye shooting the laser

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>>32470663
>And the door opens!
Well done!
TO BE CONTINUED

>>32470672
>that was literally all we had to do for this room
I'm going to speedrun the shit out of this game on my next playthrough

Good night, OP. Gonna miss that sombrero.

>>32470672
Thanks for the thread!

>>32470672
Night OP

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>>32470682
That reminds me, wanted to take one more good shot for posterity

happy cinco de mayo! yaaaaaay

>>32470718
gracias OP, ten una buena noche

>>32470718
Este OP no es un maricon. Gracias por el juego.

>>32470750
gracias y a ti también.

Buenas noches a todos y gracias por unirse

>>32470718
>>32470718
Gracias, OP
do you think we could use the sombrero again on September 16, for the Dia de la Independencia?

Fun Fact: in Mexico cinco de mayo is not the most important national celebration, its the Independence Day, we usually only remember cinco de mayo because we don't have to work or study most of the time

>>32470801
>cinco de mayo is about beating the French
who the fuck hasn't?

>>32470801
Sure, just remind me again when it comes by.
That's only a couple days after my birthday, too