yo /vp/

wonder how badly i fucked up my morning meds to be seeing pokemon in the irl

>>32461890
tenderly fug

Probably lose it because I shouldn't be seeing fictional characters outside of dreams ever, wonder if I'm nearing death.

Depends. Male or female

Capture and train it as a good trainer should. If the trip to the psychologist reveals a non-beneficial nature I will respectfully release it into the woods or keep it as a hadouken-slinging guard dog.

>tfw never had dog
>tfw actually always wanted to have a big doggo to let it sleep on my bed and hug it while I sleep.

slap it for being referred to as doggo

What are you doing here? How did you get in?

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I'M GONNA HOLD HIS HAND

>tfw your family is so poor they picked up a Lucario instead of whore for you to loose virginity

>Happy 18th birthday I-I guess...

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>>32461890

Send out best doggo and burn the fake doggo

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>>32462037
>HIS

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>>32462414
>87.5% male, 12.5% female

>>32462424
My favorite meme

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>>32461890
F U G
U
G

Probably lose my shit and hide upstairs. I'm afraid of dogs in real life.

>>32462657
This, fucking horrified of dogs

>>32462657
>>32462668
Hello Ahmed

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>>32462685
Delet

>>32461890
Ask him politely for a back massage.

Go to OP's house and violently rape the shit out of them

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>>32461890
Smash
How would Lucario react to playing as themself

>>32461890
Grab my blowtorch and murder it.

>>32462826
I know I'd go for the most adorable part of Lucario

>>32461890
Kill it with my Desert Eagle

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>>32462851
>>32462919
edgy

>>32462826
Please close your legs

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:)

>>32461890
if male, cuddle up next to.
if female, >>32461896

>>32461890
smooch!

>>32461890
BAD DOG!
OFF THE BED! NOW!

Doggies aren't allowed on the bed, don't make me get the squirt bottle.

>>32461890
catch and put on wonder trade

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>>32464951
I'll give her my squirt bottle.

Old Yeller

Send the lazy fuck back to the gym.

See if I can get it's chest spike safely removed without ruining anything, because otherwise I can't hug it from the front. If I can't get rid of the spike, hug from behind.

Typical GF, forcing this shillmon on me for yet another gen.

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>>32461890
Massage his aurathings

>>32461890
>ANON QUICKLY WE MUST SAVE THE TREE OF BEGINNINGS
Jesus what—
>PLEASE ANON YOU HAVE THE AURA WITH YOU
I don't know wh—
>YOU FOOL MEW IS DYING THE TREE IS IN DANGER
Who—
>WHERE IS SIR AARON