What does /vp/ think about Nidoqueen?

my bf

worse nidoking

she thicc though i would fuck

>>32458093
Kangaskan is the better gen 1 milf.

>>32458093
She's infertile

>>32458284
>implying that would stop you
Sex without the worry for preggy is best sex

>>32458298

Not that you would know.

Besides, the risk gets the heart going.

>>32458315
The consequences really do put a brake on that heart.

I'd fuck a nidoqueen

>>32458411
Who wouldn't?

>>32458832
normal people
that's why they suck

>>32458093
she's my need-o-queen

>>32458093
She is very short
6/10 Thicc and sexy but very short

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>>32458093
Strong legs and two toes are sexier than Nidoking's feet

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>>32458298
>not wanting to knock up girls and fuck them into labor then bail on them

>>32458375
>thinking about consequenses during sex
Are you asexual or just a girl.

>>32458093
Design is 9/10.

In game it's a 8/10.

Competitively it's a 6/10?

>>32460416

I'm guessing you'll become a baby daddy one day

>>32460355

>pokemon talking to human

I hate this shit

>>32460355
MOREEEE

Perfect waifu

>>32460453
>REEEEEEEEEEEE NO FUN ALLOWED

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>>32460453
Youre gonna hate SM, The anime, a majority of the movies, smash bros, and mangas then.

>>32460453
It's hard to make a comment this long when all the Nidoqueen replies with incomprehensible screeching

>>32461417
comment lol
I meant *comic*

>>32459071
>he doesnt like shortstacks

what are you, gay?

>>32458284
Technically she's only in the undiscoved egg group

Who knows? Maybe humans can breed with them~

>>32458243

>>32461443
huge tits, well balanced face with huge anime features, big eyelashes.
thirsty as hell for a projection of a self insert, and she's autistic as fuck about getting attention with an easily scripted personality
question is, why isn't it more popular?

>>32461463
>why isn't it more popular?

Normie scum think that making sweet consensual love to a beloved pokemon is "gross"

Shitty Nidoking. Still, if you prefer Queen stylistically, the slight bulk can make up for the loss of power. But the choice scarf special set really misses the boost, and suffers even more from four moveslot syndrome. Earth power + sludge wave is cool, but having to choose between ice, electric and fire is tough for a choice attacker. The extra power becomes a big deal when you aren't hitting the switch in with a super effective attack. Still, in 3v3 his/her immunities and big learn set makes it one of those really interesting Pokemon.

I wish it could be male

>>32461415
I mean, even the games have Pokemon talking to humans...

>>32461493
nidoking exists for a reason

>>32461497
I wish Nidoking could be female

>>32461463
>tits
CHAESTPLATES
THOSE ARE CHESTPLATES

WANT ME TO DUMP SCAT ON YOU????
FUCK YOU NIDOBOOBS POSTERS

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>>32461502
wow, what a threat, spamming images that can be hidden, I am so scared

>>32461502
I direct you to
>>32459088

Titties confirmed

>>32461505
holy moly

>>32461495
Dont several geams have it occur? I remember Zoroark talked to you while in disguise in the BW era too.

>>32461443
Patrick, is that you?

>>32461646
who?

>>32461738
That's just your fanon, anon

>>32460455
https://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/

>you will never snuggle her

>/vp/ think about Nidoqueen?
The Gardevoir of genI
>>32459088
The first pokemilf.

You cannot deny the queen of porn. Her boobies are too much for you. They're all natural.

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her little sister is better

>>32462051
Fuck you now I have to keep track of this.

>you will never make out with her in public

>>32462625
How would people react to public displays of love between a pokemon and their trainer?

>>32462652
I think it would become super common really fast. When you realise you can basically go catch yourself a GF/BF you would go out that very day.

>>32461596
Murkrow did it as well. I don't remember anything else doing it though.

>>32461596
>>32462735
Mimikyu in S/M.
Me..curse..you...

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>>32458284

>>32462843
>It uses its scaly rugged body to seal the entrance of its nest and protect its young from predators.

>Nidoqueen's body is encased in extremely hard scales. It is adept at sending foes flying with harsh tackles. This Pokémon is at its strongest when it is defending its young.

>It uses its scaly rugged body to seal the entrance of its nest and protect its young from predators.

>Its entire body is armored with hard scales. It will protect the young in its burrow with its life.

>young young young

She can still be a mother.

>>32462874
It lays eggs as Nidoran-F, then evolves

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>>32458284
Unless it's a clone.

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>>32458093
Some days ago, some anons were calculating the percentage of lewds that certain pokemon have, and i believe Nidoqueen BTFO'd literally everyone.

Wasn't like 40% of her art NSFW?

>>32462966
33 or 34%, I believe. One in every fucking 3. No wonder she's my new pokewaifu...

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Nidoqueen's boobs always weirded me out as a kid. Sort of like if mewtwo had a dick sheath or something like a lot of nature art has. It was just really lewd and it overall looked less cool than nidoking.
I sound like a total faggot.

>>32460416
You are a virgin.

>>32463494
>thread about circlejerking over a kaiju with breasts has virgins in it
What would we do without you, anon

>>32463544
*looks it up*

Dag. Surprisingly, there are no official results. I would think that one of these things would've had breasts even as a mistake at some point.

>>32463585
*actually had to look up if a kaiju had breasts or not*

>>32463591
Wouldn't 50-foot woman types automatically do that?

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she thicc tho

>>32463596
I don't think that's counted as a kaiju unless there's semantics about the definition that I unaware of.

Name a pokemon sexier than nidoqueen

Protip: you can't

>>32458093
Neat. Didnt know he drew non pony stuff too.

>>32464359
His Nidoqueen comics are probably his best stuff imo

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>>32463598
>a pokemon with naked boobs and totally legal in /vp/

what a wonderful time to be alive

>>32464468
Shit nidoking is fuckin ugly

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>tfw no shy nidoqueen gf

>>32464284
Salazzle while I'm high off that juice.

>>32458093
Top cut Nationals with it a few years ago

It's pretty good.

>>32458093
Is the artist ShoutingIsFun?

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>>32464284
Jynx

>>32465505
>needs stylized art to be attractive

Jynx a shit

>>32466384
>all porn is stylized

Anyway, Jynx is never going to win any popularity contests. It wasn't interesting then and it isn't interesting now.

>>32466384
So does Nidoqueen. Your point?

>>32466685
For one thing, I know of no one that is 100% on model for any pokemon save for palcomix, and I honestly despised that style.

>>32466685
All art of nidoqueen is thiqq like normal, all jinx art makes her some retarded skinny bitch

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>you will never spoon with your nidoqueen

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>>32466834
>thiqq
Nidoqueen is fat. FAT!

>>32466897
in your dreams burger boy

>>32458093
Fatbait

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>>32466853
>ywn have her secretly crave it

>>32467445
>she will never slowly press her rear into your crotch, praying that you don't wake up
>you will never be awake the whole time

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>>32467445
>>32468048
>you will never admit your deep feelings for each other
>you will never suddenly make wild passionate love to each other afterwards
> you will never cuddle together as you fall asleep feeling the happiest you've ever been

>you will never bully her sexually

>you will never tease her about her fat body
>you will never feed her tons of ice cream to make her feel good
>you will never make her feel better about herself by complimenting her on her 'thiccness'
>while you know deep down that you love fat ladies
>you will never fatten her up

>>32460355
this is so incredibly gay

>>32468876
who hurt you anon?

>>32469063
Clearly gayguys.
Now apologize to him for hurting him. Mean comments aren't allowed on my board.

>>32462051

>click link
>literally first thing i see is a gengar getting cummed on

wtf is tumblrs problem

http://pastebin.com/pb2LjDSm

>>32469277
There's nothing wrong with cumming on a gengar

>poison point
The cuddle of death.

>>32469373
>sheer force
the sheer pleasure of being cummed inside

>>32466853
source?

>>32469391
>>32462051

>>32469373
>nidoqueen will never give you a cheap high by mildly poisoning you

>>32469381
>Rivalry
Any other girl will never get close to you again.

>she will never nervously peg your ass while giving you a reacharound, trying to be careful not to hurt you by going to hard

>>32469940
>Jealous nidoqueen

Cute and hot

>>32468840
Fuck she's cute

>>32469277
>Asks for porn comic
>Sees porn

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Friendly reminder to hug your queen daily to show how devoted you are to making her happy.

>>32470890
>ywn treat her like the queen she is

Why continue living

>you will never cuddle and watch scary movies together

>tfw Pokémon aren't real
>tfw you will never have your own Nidoqueen
>tfw you will never cuddle her and make her feel happy
why live

>>32460355
This is super cute. Anons who downvote this are gay.

>>32458093
>gen 7
>nidorina and nidoqueen still can't breed
Discuss.

>>32460355
i want to draw like that

>>32469277
>he'd fuck nidoqueen but not gengar
What's wrong with you? Also, that's shoutingisfun, he rarely uses tumblr, he mostly comes here.

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>>32462051
at least its straight

>>32472037
gamefreak are hacks

>>32472160
me too, anon. me too.

wtf I love nidoqueen now

>>32469350
living dangerously by sexing poison types

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>I got a 3 day ban once for posting slightly anthropomorphic nidoqueen
>the shit in this thread stays up for days
fuck you janny

>>32473810
>post again your pics, anon

>>32472170
Gengar is literally a face with stubby legs, ugly as fuck

>>32458284

Just post-menopausal.

Needs to have kids while she's still a hot young Nidoran.

Or maybe Nidorina and Nidoqueen, for whatever reason, do not mate in captivity but do in the wild.

>you will never "get wild" with your nidoqueen

>you will never impregnate her and raise a family together

>>32476937
you're right, you won't. nidoqueens are incapable of breeding or at least my many failed attempts at doing so says she is

>>32476937
>>32477006
I wonder if she'd ever get depressed when realizing her infertility

>>32477014
you know what we could do to fix that?

adopt a young nidoran and give her the chance to be a happy family

I'm really sick of this "can't breed" meme. There is no explanation, and furthermore, if you DO believe it, then a lot of other things can't procreate, either. And some of them are guaranteed to be a species of their own and not some immortal force of nature.

>>32477006
>>32477014
>>32477055
She's in the undiscovered egg group, like a legendary, for all we know a human could impregnate her

>>32477097
Come to think of it, one pokemon that is in undiscovered is told of in lore to have given birth. Huzzah, the game mechanics are a lie!

>>32477072
>There is no explanation
Menopause you fucking tard

>>32477170
Evolution has been given no correlation to aging.

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>>32477184
>>32477170
the one anon is right, look at this old ass treecko for example

Even if it did, why would it lose fertility for what is supposedly adolescence.

>>32477245
you'd have to ask gamefreak anon

>>32464490
You shush, he's a dreamy hunk

>>32477274
They don't have the ability to answer their own name, much less anything else. Fuck 'em.

does she get flatter every gen or something? Why even have the boob plates at this point?

>>32477245
she may have lost fertility with other pokemon but not with humans

>>32477591
This.
The breeders do the banging while the male pokemon hold them down. It's why only females pass down the species.

I want to hold my nidoqueen's hand as she births our five children

>>32478874
>Impregnating and having a huge family with your beloved pokemon

Honestly my dream desu

>>32479067
this desu

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https://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/tagged/Nidoqueen/chrono

for your viewing pleasure

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>>32480537

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>>32480572

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>>32480581

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>>32480587

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>>32480592

Don't do it. /vp/ is not prepared for it.

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>>32480600

>>32480604
Dammit.

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>>32480604

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>>32480608

>>32480608
cute!!!

CUTE!!!!!!!!!

someone group these up in a single image like >>32460355 please

>this thread and all its posts still up
mods confirmed to have good taste

>>32458284
She's a lesbian

>>32458093
She's pretty good I nicknamed my toxiqueen. She's also pretty astetically pleasing

>>32460416
>"hey guys sex xd who cares let's fuck girls I don't care about consequences haha am I cool now?"

Probably a virgin.

>>32481241
Nah, he's a nigger. Fucking white girls and then leaving is all they're capable of doing.

The only consequence that matters is the matter of the body not being ready. Everything else is culturally enforced and is stupid. Reputedly, though, the reason we become fertile before the body can take it is also culturally enforced. We weren't designed to reach a certain weight until a certain age. Even then, the reason was that humans didn't last long to start with, so they had to become fertile early. It was a coin toss on whether you could survive childbirth, but all that mattered was that you made babies. Still, plenty survived it, so either they were just that hardy back then or we're not as fragile as medicine leads us to believe. Well, maybe they're half right because our culture still makes us into fucking pansies and furthermore makes everyone irresponsible as hell.

>>32481907
What are you trying to say?

>Some guy draws comics of him in a relationship with a dinosaur thing
>makes shitty trope-ladden comics as well

Cringe

>>32480791

I hope you realize that he's primarily a pony artist.

>>32481953
People shouldn't be afraid of their own natural desire to have sex, but also still be careful about who they impregnate because that's just logical.

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>>32482005
As were a lot of artists at one point. So?

>>32482028

He's still primarily a pony artist.

I don't like ponies, either, but as long as I don't have to see ponies, I'm okay.

>>32482005
>>32482031
I know, I also like his pony art it's very cute

>>32481958
It's just waifushit anon, stop being so buttpained

Nidoqueen is hot as fuck

>>32481958
Oh quit bitching the dude is literally named Anon. He could be you for all you know.

Just shut up, self-insert and fap like a good Anon.

>>32482170
I can't. There's no way I'd be this much of a douche to a Nidoqueen that is clearly coming on to me. (then again, the one time a girl touched me sexually, I jumped back and screamed internally. It was someone I don't know, what would you do?) Anyway, I totally wouldn't do this. I would've sexed her up ages ago.

>come home early from work
>cant find nidoqueen anywhere
>decide to check your room just in case she's sleeping
>you open the door to find her sniffing your gym shirt and touching herself

what do

>>32482353
force feed sitrus berries in order to reduce friendship

>>32482353
finish her off myself

>>32482353
watch intently

>>32466853
Anything Similar to this? I like the concept of the comic would like to read more like it and I meant the bed part the reason I used this pic to ask

>>32482005
who is the artist I'm asking for a friend's dick

>>32483208
read the thread you retard

>try to cum on her face
>miss
>lands in her ear

what do

>>32483362
>part Ground
Super effective, you killed her.

>>32483373
How much BP and Accuracy does Cum Shot have?

>>32482269
I take back what I said because you're absolutely right. Any one of us would've already love, cuddled & fugged her up like crazy by now.

This thread is /trash/ tier

>>32483474
Water-type Gunk Shot, baby

I wonder if nidoqueen would like to go out on a date like a person

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>>32483672
I wanna go on a picnic date with Nidoqueen!

>>32460355
Cute, but triggered by the speech. 2/10, wouldn't recommend.

>>32462746
MaCHAMPion!

>>32480608
Aww, look, it thinks it's people!

>>32483759
I want to go to an amusement park with nidoqueen

>>32480614
So
Do they ever fuck?

>>32483759
>>32484107
I wanna have a fun day at the beach with Nidoqueen

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>nidothread
>no thic nidorinas or titty nidomom

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>>32484199
This is the closest you're getting.

>>32484230
Well the characters are right, but the art is shit.

At least you tried.

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And this.

Anything else and you're almost demanding me to post porn. (one doesn't really have anything showing, but is still too lewd

>>32484252
Not them but post it

>>32484273
You'll have to guarantee I won't be banned for it. I'll even give a hint. Part of it was already posted on this thread.

>>32484288
K here's your guarantee, courtesy of the internets. If you're that pussy about it just post it under a spoiler tag. Easy peasy

>>32484355
Nice.
more

>>32484355
That's nothing dude, spazing for no reason. Hot nidomom though, you rock

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>>32484355
>No digimon
Their loss

>>32484355
>>32484365
second'd

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Hold on, I'm working on one. rina in the meantime.

>>32484372
Digimon are too fucking big. They are not allowed at the pokepool

>>32484405
Sweet

>>32484422
What a wonderful mother, always going above and beyond.

>>32484432
She's actually a really good mom. Rina just gets jelly because she lacks her thick.

>>32484440
>>32484422
Thanks for these btw, she's so awesome. continue

>>32484440
I like this

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>>32484460
There's at least one left that is not porn.

This is a different one but still super thicc queen

>>32484479
Yeah it doesn't have to be that one specific Nidomom, can be any thic ones, though I'd say post all of nidomom since she gets top priority for being 10/10.

>>32484479
Could spoiler like in >>32484355 if you have doubt

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And that's all I have left without porn.

>>32484497
How about suggestive?

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borderline maybe.

>>32484527
Eh, you showed butt before >>32484479
you're fine

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>Thic nidomom

>>32484540
Literally the best.

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I want an extra large Nidoqueen to sit on my lap!

>>32484497
If there's anymore of Rina's mom feel free. She's great. Though generic thick nidoqueens are fine if she's got no more.

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Based nidoposter

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>this fucking thread

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And I'm out.

>>32484613
pls keep going

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>>32484613
Noo

>>32484588
>>32484596
>>32484603
>>32484613
This shit is just morbidly obese

>>32484629
I'll try, but I'll have to check on something.

>>32480614
>ywn protect that smile

My heart aches.

>>32484638
Sweet

>>32484641
>ywn snuggle her as you drift off to sleep in each others arms

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>>32483631
Do we have Water type STAB with how we're walking bags of liquids?
Can we STAB attacks cause Nidoqueen to faint with an OHKO, or can she stall us?
I NEED TO KNOW. THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.

>>32484638
Looking forward to it

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Almost forgot I had this.

>>32484741
welcome back

And THAT is it. I have absolutely no more without going further.

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>>32484760
You know what must be done

>>32484760
Use the spoiler

>>32484766
I may be overly conservative with the spoilers above, but there is no way I can get away with posting blatant porn in spoilers.

>>32480604
Really makes you think

>>32484786
No he'd still get banned even with the spoiler, this is a blue board

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>>32484786
>trying to get people to post spoilered porn
You're a faggot.
Go to e621 for your fap stealth janny.

>>32484776
>>32484786

>you will never meticulously teach your beloved nidoqueen to speak english

>>32484807
No sex? Are you sure about that? I swear any exposed intimates will make someone go all inquisition on you.

>>32484821
No, any nudity is grounds for a ban on a blue board

>>32484821
It's fine, stop listening to the fearmongering dip shit. Just use spoiler

>>32484826
Fuck.

>>32484844
No it literally isnt fine, read the rules you dumb fuck

>>32484844
>>32484821

>>32484844
Fuck off to /trash/ if you want actual porn you faggot

>>32484864
>kill yourself i want my porn on a blue board REEEEE
>people who actually read the rules want me to fuck off, must be samefag!

wow good job acting like a total idiot

>>32484859
*might've left a marker for people interested*

I just wanted some nidotits. Ya'll are fags

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>>32484879
i aint the one demanding someone break the rules

bye kiddo :^)

>>32484890
>Implying that was even me
try harder, bitch :^)

>>32481953
Nothing

Stop whining and post Nidorino

I wonder how tight a nidoqueen's pussy is

>>32482028
Cute

What does Nidoqueen smell like?????

>>32484917
Only one way to find out

>>32483759
Me too

>>32484923
Like a pokeball

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DAILY REMINDER SHE WILL NEVER

EVER

BE REAL

>>32484916
But that's a boy

>>32484941
>VR technology is a thing
>No one makes a VR Nidoqueen sim

Life sucks

>>32483759
>>32484932
What sort of lunch would you pack?
Where would you go to eat?

>>32484941
;_;

>>32484941
Stop

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>>32484941
She will never be tainted by the bane known as real life? Good. She can stay perfect.
Now keep begging for porn boy, it's funny to watch you post.

>>32484948
Honestly I am surprised no one has at least tried to sfm it. And I have seen a lewd kangaskhan.

>>32484966
Yeah for real

I want her to squish my head with her thighs like a watermelon

>just got back from work
>this thread and everything in it is still up
y-you too mods

>>32485010
i love the mods

Shower thought. Would fucking a Nidoqueen poison you through your dick? I mean it is a poison type

>>32484964
Not the same anon but -

It's going to happen eventually. You know it. I know it.

>>32485058
Maybe it'd be really mild, like a high

>>32485058
Nah, nidopussy is built for human dick. No poison glands down there

I'm surprised this thread has gone on for so long. I don't think it can last much longer, though.

>>32485070
This

All Nidoqueen crave the trainer dick

>>32485079
I don't normally go for the anthro stuff, but this thread has got me mighty in the mood for some prime Nidomom pussy. Shame she will never be real and never let you squeeze those oversized jugs.

Am I the only one who thinks Nidorina > Nidoqueen?

>>32485096
BEGONE THOT

>>32485112
Fgt

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>>32485010
Made it past the bump limit

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>>32485096
I like both.

>>32481068
They delete Nidorina and Lopunny threads... I guess they DO like them extra thicc.

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This thread is fantastic.

Wish I had been here sooner.

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Long live the Queen.

>>32485748
God save the thicc.

>>32485748
or at least till the thread is auto deleted after enough time and its dead.

>lewd nidoqueen
>never any lewd nidorina

she's thicc too dammit, just shortstack

>>32485770
There's lewd Nidorina.
She's just not an anthro milf bunny for us.

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>>32485752
Yes.

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You know, when I asked about nidoqueen's percentage, I did not expect it to turn into this. I have a secret, though: I knew nido has a low amount of art to begin with, so I figured it would affect the percentage. However, when asked another low art mon, it did not affect it. Fancy that.

For the longest time, I was the only Nido lover there was. Every time someone asked, it was always naaaaaaaah, Lopunny, Blaziken, Gardevoir. That was fine, though, because thanks to discovering all my favorite females had one thing in common, I gladly embraced the BBW. Nido will always be my favorite female, though. Was ever since I first got into pokemon. I will like Nido far after everyone else decides to lust after another pokemon. I even make Nido smut myself. Sadly, my Nido folder has run dry and you don't want to see me post my art here or anywhere.

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>>32486675
You didn't ask in the right places. I can tell you that at least in /vp/ there has always been some love for Nidoqueen.