>this creature walks into your house What do?

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>>32457657
Invite it to a nice dinner, get to know each other, hang out a few days at local places and fuck like animals in bed after a few dates, holding hands most of the time.

But debate on marraige because that is quite the commitment and we both need to make sure we are financially secure and willing to make a mutual commitment.

Burn my house down with both of us inside, so I can make sure it doesn't escape. It may survive the event, but if it doesn't then I've done the world a favor.

>>32457657

Earthquake.

>>32457657
Get her to start lifting because her guns are non existent. Can't fuck no stick figures.

>>32457719
>trying to set fire to a fairy/psychic/fire/poison type

>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away

>>32457703
Woah woah woah.
You need to explain where you got that crop from citizen.

>>32457887
It'll be resist for sure, but the thing looks frail. I doubt it would last long even in a fire.

>>32457922
Congrats, you walked right into it.

>>32457922
>360 degrees

>>32458013
Is it a meme to not recognize memes.

>>32458013
>>32458015
>newfags

>>32458018
>>32458017
>newfags

>>32458058
>>32458058
>newfags

>>32458086
>>32458058
>>32458018
>fags

>>32458018
>>32458058
>>32458086
>>32458099
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>>32458099

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>32458013
>32458015
#1: newfags
#2: if you walk 360 degrees and then walk away, you still turn 180/540 degrees

>>32457657
As if it can use it's psychic powers to swap bodies with it.

>>32457657
I'd probably run like hell. That thing is a walking nightmare. Look at those gangly arms. Just creepy.

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>>32457987
Though I did not crop it myself, its easy to find on e621.

>>32457703
>fucking before marriage
It's like you're asking her to cheat on you.

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Fucking cringe, /vp/

Wonder how the hell it can walk on those stilty nubs. It can't have much in the way of balance without any feet, there's just not enough surface area to properly hold itself up.