/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

What is the point of this thread?

>>32456098
Gorilla-armed dragons

>>32456098
It's a thread for gorill- wait, no...

>>32456092
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32456109
>Osha backs away warily as Thundurus-T's electrical shield sparks wildly

Osha: No good... his electric shield is stronger than ever... I don't know if any one pokemon could even absorb it away again... We're going to have to figure something else out to get int there! Before I get zapped preferably...

>2, 4, 9

>>32456143
Get Barry on the mic again to perform more drunken karaoke while you and Nibbles fend Thundurus off.

What the heck happened to Minun? Did he just vaporize out of existence?

>>32456143
Throw a rock at him

>>32456177
he retreated to the far left edge and took jolteon out of line of fire with him

insult him with your fire rapping skills then drop the mic on his face

>>32456194
only if you're making up the rap
my improv skills only reach so far

>>32456178
Do this

We doing a rap or what?
If nobody's going to do lyrics just have Ron sing Owari-Hajimari while Barry hypes it up

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>>32456177
>You grab Barry and hoist him up on the stage

Barry: Ron, why! I don't like singing in public... not without a MUCH higher bac, anyway...

>"Shhh, just do it"

Barry: Uh... UHH... "J-just a small town poke..."

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>>32456323
Emolga: Hey, bud. Yeah, I'm just gonna...

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>>32456333
Emolga: ...there we go.

>>32456304
TWEWY 2 when?

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>>32456343
>Meanwhile!

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>>32456352
>But-!

>1, 3, 7 next

>>32456345
The same time we get Ghost Trick 2
never ever

>>32456359
Ask Emolga if he can do any better.

>>32456359
comfort the otter since he got zapped

>>32456359
Use rollout while screaming the lyrics to I love rock and roll at an ear rapey volume

>>32456391
Rolling for this

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>>32456364
Anon, no. Why you gotta make me sad like that?

>>32456373
Reroll

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>>32456373
Emolga: Fine. I'll show you guys how it's done. *Ahem*...

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>>32456468

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>>32456480
Barry: What? That's where we were heading with this, right? Right?

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>>32456493
>Emolga begins to neutralize a bit of the electric shield with his motor drive

Thundurus: Get OFF! What is WITH you electric types all gettin in my way?

>3, 8, 0 next

>>32456508
go in for the killing blow

>>32456508
Atract thundurus' electricity with magneton

It is literally 3 fucking magnets, he should attract at less 6 times stronger

>>32456508
Electric fields and magnetic fields are related my dude. So do this>>32456520

>>32456508
Tell the mons on stage to just play whatever music they like best! That outta start a riot

>>32456539
re

>>32456508
Rape emolga corpse

Guys, we need to keep him alive for the concert. Let's just bug armor everyone to start moshing out and distract thunderus while we attack in a later roll, but put a curse ring on first so we can get a better curse of the meme. No offense, op, but that last CTM kinda succd 3bh

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>>32456528
>>32456520
>You hop up on the stage and grab magneton with your evolved form strength and toss it into Thundurus' electric field

Magenton: Query: Fuck you.

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>>32456590
>Magneton's magnetic field seems to be distorting and clashing the electrical shield, weakening its power!

>2, 4, 6 next

>>32456598
throw magnemite in too

>>32456598
Jump off stage to fall on Thundurus with a flame charge.

>>32456604
This but answer Query: Fuck you too, at least I'm not three fucking magnets
Then rape Emolga's corpse

>>32456598
become the ultimate meme machine and fuckin rollout the fucker while screaming autistically

>>32456613
Ré

>>32456615
THAT WOULDNT BE A QUERY!
That would be an Acknowledgement or a retort

Also shit post the the loudred

>>32456613
rere

>>32456598
Do >>32456615

>Acknowledgement: Fuck you too.

test

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Hey guys is this an electric pokemon

>>32456654
yes

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>>32456666
QUADS

>>32456631
Better

also re>>32456625

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>>32456626
>>32456613
>You launch off the stage and attack Thundurus with a Diving Flame Charge. while your teammates add in their attacks as well

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>>32456688
>Thundurus grumbles in frustration and grabs Nibbles again, flying up high into the air.

>4, 7, 8 next

>>32456703
check on how otter is doing

>>32456715
Do this

>>32456703
Pull a piece of junk out of the broken speaker and throw it at Thundurus. Screaming "JUSTICE!"

>>32456715
this

>>32456715
re

>>32456703
Grab the microphone stand and set it up where Thundurus will land.

>>32456740
THIS

>>32456740
I doubt Thundurus is that stupid but I really want to see this happen

>>32456775
Looney tunes shennigans must be obeyed

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>>32456728
>You dig into the speaker's guts to find something to throw at Thundurus

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>>32456853
>"JUSTICE!!!"
...
>Thundurus isn't in throwing range right now

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>>32456863
>Thundurus sky drops Nibbles back down, leaving him roughed up, then reactivates his electric shield

>1, 4, 5, next

>>32456875
no Nebby why are you there again go away

>>32456875
Pull some magnetic parts out from the speakers and throw them at the electric shield.

>>32456875
Ask Nebby for advice

>>32456875
Shove nebby up your ass

>>32456875
THROW NEBBY AT THUNDURUS AND HAVE HIM EXPLODE IN COSMIC ENERGY LIKE A GRENADE

>>32456875
Start furiously masturbating

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>>32456901
>"Nebby! Nebby, we're in a pickle here. We got this electric guy we can only get near when we can interfere with his electric shield in some way and we're running low on bystander pokemon that can do that. What should we do nebby??"

Nebby: Pew!

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>>32456958
>Thundurus uses Discharge! You are roughed up, Osha is in critical condition

>5, 8, 9 next

>>32456924
re

>>32456972
throw magnemite at him

>>32456972
ORAN ORAN ORAN ORAN

>>32456972
give Osha some saliva water of life

>>32456972
blame Nebbles

>>32456977
for dewott

>>32456972
Eat Osha to absorb his power

>>32456978
>>32456982
Both of these

>>32456987
re

>>32456982
STOP
>>32456972
Give dewott an oran berry,then throw the pachirisu at thundurus

>>32456987
rere

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>>32456995
>Osha eats an oran to restore his hp while Barry helps Nibbles up.
>You meanwhile toss Pachirisu into the electric shield, where its Volt absorb begins to suck up Thundurus' electricity

>3, 6, 9 next

>>32457063
Now is magnemites turn to fly

>>32457063
challenge Thundurus to a game of Voltorb Flip

>>32457079
Re but also ask Kricketot to play his favorite tune

>>32457063
Swing him around by his tail and throw him into the speakers.

>>32457063
Fuck it, let's throw everything electrical at him. Grab the speaker and chuck it at Thundurus.

>>32457063
Comment that all the audience is but a tool for our glory, and revel in megalomania

>>32457063
Having regained some HP from eating the oran, Osha then unvores the oran into your mouth.

>>32457095
re

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>>32457086
>>32457079
>You grab magnemite and toss it into the electrical shield as well, diverting its energy.

>"Hey Kricketot, looks like your turn to for your music. What's your favorite?"

Kricketot: Ah! I did not expect something like this to happen... ah, perhaps some Vivaldi?

>"What's that?"

Kricketot: That would be the music you hear in the background of every fancy or high class scene ever.

>"Uh, sure then"

>3, 4, 0

>>32457167
Play Spring!

The fuck do you mean it's over played as all shit?

>>32457167
Smash the radio Nebby's standing on and use the broken bits to play Vivaldi's Four Seasons then, but instead of spring play that super intense bit from summer.
https://youtu.be/bHi6NWXr0jI?t=7m27s

>>32457208
Say this, but do this>>32457213

>>32457219
re

>>32457167
Ask Kricketot to play some background music and Flame Charge Thundurus.

>>32457167
Tell him Richter's Spring is better than Vivaldi's.

>>32457167
although unrelated to the situation at hand, ask thunderus about how he feels about being a gorilla arm dragon

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>>32457213
>You break open the speaker and start rummaging around inside for parts you can salvage

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>>32457272
>Working quickly, you fashion yourself a violin from some electrical wire, some resistors, and a spare violin lying on the side of it and play the fuck out of some vivaldi summer four seasons.

>Your friends meanwhile strike Thundurus while he's vulnerable

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>>32457286
Thundurus: Alright, that's enough! This is ending, RIGHT NOW!

>The tower roof around all of you begins to spark and crackle with electricity

Osha: I don't like it. I DON'T LIKE IT!

Thundurus: Now y'all are gonna FRY!

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>>32457316
Thundurus: Wha-?

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>>32457321
Thundurus: Wh- n-NOOO!

>>32457321
fuck yeah

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>>32457325
>With his electricity absorbed, Thundurus reverts to his incarnate form and slumps over, out of stamina

Thundurus: Alright, alright. Guy's gotta know when he's beat.

>>32457340
The music summoned the Seaking!

>>32457349
We should keep that violin, just in case we need a Seaking.

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>>32457340
Thundurus: It takes a big pokemon to admit when he's beat, and I have been beaten. That seaking from the sky was some kinda mudsdaleshit, but I'm going to need some time to build up some more electricity so, is what it is, I guess. Take your coin and get on with your trial.

Barry: Thanks Thundurus. Sorry again for interrupting your concert. We'll be on our way then.

Nibbles: Wait... doesn't Osha usually do the talking?

Osha: Wha? Hang on, I have to eat this Seaking. They're SO GOOD.

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32457388
make a mental note for Osha's new favorite food when we get home, Sparky can cook it

>>32457388
Guess we're not keeping that violin.
Night OP.

>>32457394
it's in the inventory now

>>32457388
>Ron not also eating the Seaking
I call bullshit.

Oh, head up, I won't be here tomorrow or saturday

>>32457415
Oh. Well, until then I hope you rest easy.

>>32457398
>we have a violin in our inventory now
ten years of playing the violin and two years in my high school orchestra are about to finally pay the fuck off. Let's do this shit.