OwO

There is a bulge there, isn't it anon?
i am so tired of these "innocent" crops

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I jerked off to absol before and thoroughly enjoyed it. No regrets.


pic unrelated

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What's this?

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>>32433626
That's because Absol is C U T E CUTE

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Is this the Absol thread?

>>32433644
I didn't save the pic, but it was actually pretty tame.


If anyone knows it, it was absol reading a book on a bed with a pretty good rear view. Everything about it was perfect. I don't consider myself a furfag but I guess that changed.

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>>32433709
30 second search for "absol book". There's a few not-so-tame versions of it, it seems.

>>32433709
So is this your first time to a Pokemon?

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>>32433800
This nig draws some good Absol. Shame about all the lewds.

>>32433635
Why is it so angry?

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>>32433823
Most of them seem to wear glasses for some reason.

>>32433818
Phoneposting, nope.

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absol is for fluffy hugs, not for fugging or for waifuing

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>>32433890
Those three things are not mutually exclusive
They are, as a matter of fact, at their best when combined

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>>32433943
Would you a Jolly?

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>>32433943
no absol is a cute pure fluffy disaster cow
no furfags allowed

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>>32433971
>cow
nice meme

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>>32434053
>cow
>meme
How absurd.

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>>32434062
this

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>>32434062
>slender build
>only one horn
>no udders

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>>32434078
Your point?

>>32434087
cows aren't slender
cows have 2 horns
cows have udders

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>>32434087
last time i checked, any self-respecting bovine creature had most if not all of those traits

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>>32434097
>>32434098
Aaaand?

>>32434102
we can then, through logical thought process, conclude absol is, indeed, NOT a cow

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>>32434113

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>>32434113
But it is a cow.

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>>32433823
>shame about the lewds

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imgur.com/a/mXGmY
Who prefers a male Absol?

>>32434122
Sometimes you just want cute or high quality pics instead of fap material, Anon.

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>>32434113
>bringing logic into a fictional children's game
MUDA MUDA MUDA

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>>32434147
pic related

>>32434162
dude i love joejoe's weird quest

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i wish my favorite pokemon wasnt furbait

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>>32434155
This.

>>32434147
Absolute degeneracy.

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>>32434168
I love you anon
Let's get「Soft and Wet」together

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>>32434169
This is the path you have chosen, anon.

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>>32434196
now that's a johnjohn's peculiar journey reference i don't understand but probably won't like the answer to

>>32434186
here, lemme help you with that

>>32433867
Confirming that was me.
>>32433800
Probably was that.

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>>32434220
Noice. Thanks famioli.

>>32434186
you are my favorite kind of absolposter
you also used my crop i made that i use for my profile pictures

>>32434205
i just want my favorite to stop getting harassed by furries

>>32434232
furries give Absol more popularity and fanart, quit complaining and enjoy the fluff

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>>32434220
It basically lets you create bubbles that take away things
I was making a lewd joke about taking your virginity

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>>32434262
do not lewd the anon
especially this anon (read: me)

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>>32434351
>lewds the anon anyway

>>32434169
you don't even understand what furbait is, do you?
just because it's a mammal doesn't mean it's furbait, dumbass.

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>>32434495
>is a fluffy mammal
>has an anime girl face
you tell me what it is then

>>32434507
>>has an anime girl face
first, it doesn't

Second, furbait is something explicitly made to pander to the furfag demographic. Something like braixen is closer but the only real example would be shit like digimon. It has to be something anthropomorphic and suggestive, absol is neither.

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>>32434232
>complaining about "harassment" of a fictional animal by degenerates on a Chinese shitposting site

I love Absol but come on

>>32434262
>Absol used Thief

I apologize but this needed to be done.

>>32433890
joke's on you, fluffy hugs are exactly what I want in a relationship

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>>32434169
>not being a furfag
Why are you even here then you non-conformist scum?

>>32434529
There aren't many furbait digimon actually. Most of the fanservicey ones are too anthropomorphic for that, they literally look like women in costumes. The closest one I can think of is a generic catgirl.

>>32434665
there was an edgy anthro cat thing with weird wings that gets posted here a lot.
And renamon was given breasts, that is compliance to milking its status as furbait

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>>32434651
Oh that's fine anon, I really like that picture too
It's all yours my friend

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>>32434683
pretty sure anon meant the context of the post itself, not the picture

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>>32433800
Ive never had an attraction to fem-sol. I always liked male-sol in an edgy sorta way.

Until now it seems.

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>>32434751
Oh
Well he could steal me away if he wants, I wouldn't mind~

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Good thread

>>32433626
As have I BUt u dont here me telling everyone

Can a human and absol find love together?

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>>32434929
There are multiple pictures I could post here that would answer your question, but unfortunately they're all NSFW

>>32434914
sauce?

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>>32435067

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>>32433800
I just fapped to the nsfw version of this.

No regrets.

>>32434677
I have no idea what the first one is (unless it's that one quadruped sphinx made into anthro) and as for the other, fanarts don't count.

>>32434078

Correction: only MALE Absol has an udder. Female Absol doesn't.

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>>32433849
That's just Zin-fyu's way of drawing absol, I kinda like it.

Translated: "Turn the light off when you leave"

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>>32436322
Ugh, I love that picture so much.

>>32436322
My boyfriend got an idea thanks to >>32433800

Time to get some of those glasses...thank god my hair is long.

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>>32436367
What are you gonna a dress up like an Absol?

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>>32433823
>the bloody blowjob pic

>>32436552
Something like that. My boyfriend and I do a little role-playing from time to time. He had me be Lucario once or twice and I've had him be various other Pokemon. It was his turn but I never knew what he wanted me to do, I'm 90% certain Absol is his choice now thanks to that image. Yes these roleplays are lewds and in the privacy of our apartment


Last time I had him be Typhlosion once, he drank a ton of water so he was hydrated, covered himself in pillows, put on some rabbit hears and cracked a few of those heading pads as well. He looked ridiculous but it was more about "feeling" like one rather than looking like one. I have to beat him on this one.

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>>32436601
>tfw blood is my main fetish and the sight of it gets me hard
>tfw refuse to lewd the pure absol
my dick hurts

>>32436634

You keep posting that but you don't seem to want anyone to reply to it.

>>32436634
>absol
>pure
If anything it's pure sexyness with those thighs

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>>32436601
It's almost a really top quality pic but the blood is just a little much for me. He makes alts for almost all of his pics, so I don't know why he didn't make one without the blood.

>>32436608
Oh wow, that sounds really awesome.

>>32436663
there's an edit with the blood removed on e621

>>32436704
>Cock and balls

>>32436725

It's actually an udder. Absol is a cow, remember?

>>32436681
Wow, can't believe I missed that, the image is 100 times better now. Thanks anon!

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>>32436704
Panels 1-3 were much better. The cock and balls ruin that panel for me.

>>32436704
There a non junk edit?

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Absol is waifu

>>32436781

>straight furfags

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>>32437047
>fag furfags

>>32437047
>unironically being gay

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>>32437047
>being gay
>on a pure christian board like /vp/

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Thread's still goin'. Noice.

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>>32433849
>>32435045
posting the large resolution versions of this, if anyone wants em

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>>32437332

>>32437047
If you're going to be a degenerate at least be a straight one

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>>32437355
High Resolution Absol Butt

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Friendly reminder that Pokefucking is wrong and to firmly reject any advances your fluffy pet cow makes on you.

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>>32437584
Thank you for the reminder, senpai. The hollow calls of the degeneracy among this thread was beginning to move me.

Truly a hero.

>>32437584
That is, if you're a fag like me.

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>>32437584
Reminder to substitute the advances made by your fluffy Pokemon with surprise cuddling. They never see it coming.

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>>32437619
>They never see it coming.
And they'll never see it going.

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>>32437640
>And they'll never see it going.
Pardon?

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>>32437671
They'll never see him pull out is what he's saying, which is frankly pretty hot.

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>>32437671
They will never, ever see it going, anon. Ever.

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>>32437698
Reminder to not sex or be sexed by the fluffy disaster mon.

also
>him

>>32437712
Absols cute as a male when he's edgy
Absol is >>32437355 when its a girl

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>>32437584
Absol is for hugs AND for fugs (if you want).

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Post edge.

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Absol is for romance?

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>>32437730

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>>32437756
That's close, but more like this.

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>>32437730

>>32437751
It was a white coat for a reason

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I want a real absol.

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>>32437730
here's one of absol's edges

>>32437712
I was talking about the trainer, but why not, both can be male

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>>32437730
lucky for you i save edgy pics just as well as cute(not lewd) ones

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>>32437355
>jannies delete this image
>leave the other one up
N-Nani?!

>>32439054
High res dog butts are the work of the devil, anon. This is a Christian silk weaving board after all.

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>>32437813
This is almost there, but it is not enough.

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edg

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>>32439845
Good edge. But I require more.

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Absol is for cute

>tfw love Absol's design
Maybe by teenage edge days are still somewhere deep down

what's this?

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>>32440188
is this edgy enough for you?

>>32438698
Best Doggo?

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>>32441656
I'd say so, yeah.

I want to kiss Absol!

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>>32433800

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>>32443012
Found a pic for you anon. Pretty sure this isn't something that will get removed.

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>>32443023
>>32433800

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>>32443089
>implying it won't trigger the hotpockets anyways

>>32433593
Absol would be so perfect if unicorn was symmetrical

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Just out of curiosity, how many of you in this thread actually unironically waifu absol?

Also, has anyone in this thread ever gone by the alias "maswhol"?

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>>32444479
I waifu Absol

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>>32444581
Same here, she's a big cutie.

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>>32443141
But that would look boring.

>>32444479
I find it hard to believe anyone unironically has a waifu at all.

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>>32445914
then you must be new, or at least very shielded in /vp/

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>>32446033
I find it easier to believe people are willing to go all out on irony than to believe waifufaggotry isn't entirely ironic.

>>32446060
whatever makes you feel better I suppose, it's not like it really matters anyways.

>>32444479
>how many furfags waifu absol
gee i wonder

>>32446705
98?

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So how sharp is Absol's head thingy?

>>32433626
I've jerked it to most of the field egg group and whatever group Milotic is in

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>>32447212
>tfw already done it to the mineral group
porygon-Z is too cute

>>32444479
Yes

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fluff

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>>32448429
Good taste

>>32447162
Touching it would be extremely painful.

>>32447162
Bluntish I'd imagine, just hope it's tails isn't a solid horn

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>>32452160

>>32449701
You're a big trainer

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>>32433593
0°w°0

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>>32453097

>>32449028
Now I'm curious as to what a shaved Absol looks like

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>>32453098
rude

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Regardless of the ability, the best dark type is always justified.

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>tfw no fluffy huggus

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>>32456388
Fluffy huggus and late night cuddles with Absol is all I want in life.

HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!!!

>>32457252
But why?

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>>32457252
I guess it's crimson, but it doesn't have the chin.

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Silly Absol is best