/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

pre-emptive roll to befriend Inkay

>>32429490
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

jebus captcha being extra picky tonight

Pre-emptive roll to rape inkay

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>>32429528
Osha: Is everyone alright?

Barry: Am I still drunk or did the whole tower flip over?

Osha:... both, I'd wager.

>What will you do? 1, 3, 5 decides

>>32429548
Repair Magearna

>>32429548
Reassemble Magearna
AND FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP DECAPITATING IT

>>32429548
Do the obvious and put Figure A into Slot B.
Brace for another explosion.

>>32429576
never

>>32429548
Repair Magearna and have Barry fly up and check out the chest.

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>>32429588

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>>32429561
>Thankfully this one is just missing its head, you reassemble it and it starts right up

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>>32429664
>The magearna slowly and shakily clanks off down the hall

Osha: I guess... we should follow it?

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>>32429681
>Magearna stops at the bottom of the stairs.

Nibbles: Wasn't there a big boulder in this room? And where'd that Rhyhorn come from?

Osha: Maybe it was inside that boulder... and when the tower flipped, the boulder got smashed!

>Rhyhorn looks irate and ready to charge, what will you do? 3, 7, 0 next

>>32429711
Stand in front of Magearna and protect it while Osha does his pink armor thing.

>>32429711
Arm Thrust

>>32429711
Cum in its eyes to blind it

>>32429711
Use osha's armor.
If that doesn't make him chill, attack

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>>32429740
>You Arm Thrust to hold of the charging Rhyhorn, but your team is stuck behind you in the tight hallway. Barry, however, manages to fly over and use Outrage. Magearna is safe for this turn

>2, 5, 7 next

>>32429830
Move to make space for osha to hit him

>>32429830
Blame nibbles for making his ground type comrades attack us

>>32429830
>all the acid in the upper(lower?) hallway's gone
uh oh

Get Nibbles to protect Magearna from the front too.

>>32429865
Secure

>>32429877
Thank you.

>>32429892
>>32429877
Fuck your secure.

>>32429830
Have Osha Brine into Ice Beam to delay him further! Move a bit to the side to give Osha room.

>>32429924
Its been more than 10 minutes
>>32429877
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

>>32429935
doesn't this mean we can cancel gets we don't like by means of securing?

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>>32429855
>You and Osha shuffle around each other grabbing a squeeze of his soft fur in the process
>Osha attacks with razor shell while Noibat continues his Outrage

>>32429951
Yes

>>32429960
>grabbing a squeeze of his soft fur
we don't even have to do anything anymore
Ron is now sentient

>>32429951
you can, but if you're overriding their command ANYWAY, you may as well put in your own command (even if its the same as something before), otherwise it's just kinda a dick move

>>32429974
Bueno

>>32429985
>Dick move
>4chan

a...are you lost? Leave now you poor innocent man

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>>32429960
>Faced with the prospect of a 4x weakness, Rhyhorn flees around the corner.

>Once the path is clear again, Magearna starts moving once more

>>32429994
>This
But seriously, we should expect people here to be dicks

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>>32430000
>You follow Magearna around the corner to the acid hallway... except now that the tower's upside down, the acid is pouring out of the pit in a constant rain! Seems poor Rhyhorn tried to run through and got its rock plates all eaten up by the acid. It's K.O.ed on the other side there.
>Magearna stops at the edge of the acid pit and waits there

>4, 8, 9 next

>>32430059
it is time for a BRILLIANT PLAN™

No surivors! Use Rollout and have Osha jump atop us lumberjack and rolling log style so we can catch up to the fleeing fucker and then Osha can attack with water moves!

>>32430059
Try freezing the ceiling again.

>>32430065
Rhyhorn's dead though.

>>32430065
This...except when we find it K/O'd...CONSUME IT'S HEART FOR AWESOME G(L)ORY!

>>32430065
This can't go well. Re

>>32430059
If we use rollout fast enough the air around us will create a protective barrier, shielding us from the acid

>>32430074
Given the posulates listed before.
>>32429985
>>32429951

Securing

Thing I probably shouldn't tell you and is an actual spoiler for this tower. For serious, don't look if you don't want a spoiler: there are no actual solutions planned for these traps. I'm looking to see what you guys can come up with. Although I *probably* won't let you use the same solution twice

>>32430115
No planned solution.

Default to the FINAL SOLUTION

Destroy the Tower!

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>>32430084
>OW OW OW IT'S BAD. YOUR SKIN IS MELTING OH SWEET ARCEUS.
>You don't have much room to build up speed, so the acid still hits you
>You turn back lest you melt into a puddle of scrapple

>2, 5, 6 next

>>32430159
At least watch as Rhyhorn dies a horrible death...and then go back the other way. There was a chest I think.

>>32430159
Acid is Poison-type, right? And Steel-type is immune to it.

Have the entire team hide under Magearna's skirt as she treks across unharmed.

>>32430159
Just sit there and cry. Maybe the puzzle will solve itself if you wait long enough.

>>32430184
Do this

>>32430184
Dammit,i was going to say that.Reroll

>>32430184
>>32430171
Both of these...because that was clever...and because if we can't consume a heart we can at least watch him die.

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>>32430205
>>32430184
>>32430171
The chest was just Inkay and Magearna's head
>The four of you hoist up Magearna and huddle under it, then make a mad break for the other side of the acid rain

All: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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>>32430262
>As soon as you set down Magearna on the other side, it continues on steadily, navigating around the KOed Rhyhorn

>>32430277
WE DEMAND BLOOD!

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>>32430277
>Descending down the stairs, you come back to the metal pole room... but the shock has now turned them on and electrified them!

>2, 4, 6 next

>>32430286
Use the Ground Bomb

>>32430286
We couldn't break these rods before because they electrified us.
Make Nibbles do it.

>>32430286
Ask nibbles what the poles taste like

>>32430286
Pull the rhyhorn into the electricity and hope it has lightningrod

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>>32430306
Nibbles: Why.

>"It might help us figure something out and on one else can do it!"

Nibbles:... fine. It tastes like... metal.

>1, 5, 0

>>32430366
>>32430325

>>32430325
Rerolling

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>>32430381
>>32430325
>You and your team lug Rhyhorn down the stairs and shove it into the middle of the electrified rods. Its Lightningrod ability attracts all the electricity coming off the rods and neutralizes it safely

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>>32430453
>Magearna continues on

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>>32430461
>and stops at the pit of spikes

>3, 6, 9 next

>>32430469
Ice beam to freeze a path over the spikes.

>>32430469
Use the rhyhorn corpse as a bridge to get across

>>32430469
Have Nibbles flatten the spikes with Bulldoze. Move everyone far away from him beforehand.

>>32430492
re

>>32430494
reroll

>>32430492
reroll

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>>32430483
Osha: One ice bridge, coming up! It may not last long without any water around, but it'll hold long enough.

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>>32430531
>Magearna crosses the bridge and waits for you on the other side.

>3, 4, 5 next

>>32430540
Gotta make sure the bridge is safe, jump on it

>>32430540
Roll over it

>>32430540
Let Ron and Nibbles cross so Osha can keep the bridge up. Once they've crossed have Barry fly the otter over.

>>32430561
Re

>>32430561
Reee

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>>32430554
>There's only one way to cross this bridge safely.

Osha: Ron, no! It won't hold if you-

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>>32430622
>Inkay reappears!

>2, 6, 7 next

>>32430645
befriend it

>>32430645
Inkay just destroyed osha's bridge, now we gotta kill it

>>32430645
Talk to Inkay

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>>32430645
That was close. Ask Inkay about what it's doing here.

>>32430645
Noibat knows an elec move right?

tell him to use outrage while we oink autistically

>>32430683
re

>>32430666
SATAN DEMANDS IT

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>>32430666
>"Inkay! What are you doing here?"

Inkay: Me? I got trapped in that tiny little treasure chest quite a while ago. Now, I'm just-

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>>32430721
Inkay: Havin some fun!

>3, 8, 0 next

>>32430727
Ask inkay to join the team

>>32430727
Run for it to the other side.

>>32430727
Ask it if it will help you pass. In exchange it can join your team and go on fun adventures. If it agrees, makes sure to nudge Nibbles to ensure he goes first, got to make sure Inkay doesn't do anything funny.

OP confirmed kill
Yeah, I know. Yooka-Laylee.

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>>32430750
>"Hey, Inkay, why don't you join us? We have lots of fun and adventures and freedom."

Inkay:... Hmm... maybe... but just adventures doesn't cut it for me... what else ya got?

>3, 7, 9

>>32430829
I had to find my name in the credits! There's like a million names there. Luckily I was towards the beginning.

>>32430848
free, indiscriminate sex at all times

>>32430848
HOT DEATH. GET HIM GUYS!

and after that we slip and slide over the gouge after Osha frees it again

>>32430856
re

>>32430848
Lots of fighting,puzzles,memes and cool teammates. And we have a death laser too.

>>32430854
re

>>32430854
reroll

>>32430864
Not to mention the potential emoji made in their honor.

>>32430861
no get yet re

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>>32430873
>>32430854
Inkay: Hm, well I DO li- oh you mean with you, don't you? Well, hmmmm... maybe... or maybe not...

>"?"

Inkay: Oh, sorry, I guess I do tend to

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>>32430909
Inkay: Flip flop! hehe

>2, 4, 6 next

>>32430912
Ask if that was a yes or a no, both on joining and having sex with us

>>32430912
offer Osha up for sex

>>32430919
Re

>>32430864
>>32430877
reroll

>>32430919
reroll

>>32430912
Out Inkay back in the treasure chest if he doesn't come with you

>>32430933
rereroll

>>32430848
What did you think of Yooka Laylee OP?

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>>32430934
>>32430919
>>32430933
Inkay: Ooh, hard pass on the sex there, scraps. Now, if that fine piece of otter tail were offering...

Osha: nnoooooOOOOO

Inkay: Spoilsport~

>"But if you join our team, there'll be lots of fighting and puzzles and memes and a lot of the time it's underwhelming, but sometimes, just sometimes, it's really fun and great

Inkay: Well...

>"Also you'll get to be an emoji!"

Inkay: Oh, well hot damn! I bet I'd make a damn good emoji. But you gotta prove to me your team is competent enough for me first. So if you can cross the spike pit without my help, AND beat the jerkass at the top of the tower who stuck me in that chest in the first place, then I'll join your team. How's that sound?

>2, 4, 5 next

>>32430952
It was good... but it didn't quite live up to banjo-kazooie/tooie

>>32431010
He hit on osha, now we gotta kill him

>>32431010
>>32430494
this

>>32431019
re

>>32431010

"It is impossible we can not pass without your help.because now you've inspired us to TRY!"

>>32431019
rere

have bat fly us across

>>32431010
Can Barry carry us across or is that too easy

If he can't, use the dead Rhyhorn?

>>32430494
reroll

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>>32431033
>>32431022
>Barry carries you across.
>Nibbles to too heavy to carry, however, so he uses Bulldoze to flatten the spikes and cross

>>32431114
Great, now we have three Pokemon who want to fuck/get fucked by Osha.

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>>32431114
Osha: Alright we made it. Now what is this Magearna doing?

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>>32431125
>Magearna reaches up and pulls open a hatch, letting a ladder drop down. Then stops moving.

Osha: That was it? We escorted it all this way, for just that? Well at least this one didn't-

>>32431145
Don't do it OP.
Don't you do it.

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>>32431145
>>32431153
Osha: Ah.

Next part needs lots of set up so TO BE CONTINUED

>>32431156
How many magearna have to die?
Night OP

>>32431156
Night OP.

Please tell us we can salvage the third one

>>32431114
Berate Nibbles for not just doing that shit from the start."

>>32431156
Night OP,and thanks for the threads!

>>32431160
>>32431163
All of them. Every Magearna. I won't stop until all of them are exploded

Night all!
So, I have to wake up ludicrously early monday, so I might do tomorrow's thread early, do a short something, or just skip it until tuesday. We'll see how it goes

>>32431190
We can always have Sparkles disable the exploding mechanism. Sparkles can build death-rays after all.

>>32431014
Yeah, I really wanted to enjoy it but have completely stopped at the fourth world. I don't know if it's just me but the game doesn't really draw me in to keep playing like Banjo did. I think a major part of that is that the worlds feel very lacking, in terms of layout and fun missions.

>>32431190
post your name in the Yoka-Layle credits so I can search you in google and fap to you

>>32431865
that was my major gripe with it. A lot of the 'puzzles' were just "Did you get this move? Okay now use it to go through this obstacle course. Okay, now use it to go through this TIMED obstacle course" and when it did have an actual puzzle, it was like... a two step thing that was all right in the same area. It's like everything was just sort of plopped down randomly with no real interconnection. I just remember a lot of banjo being more about exploring and finding things, rather than completing challenges like that. And banjo tooie even had so much inter-level connections that you had to puzzle out. Eh, I could go on.
Not that YL was bad, but it was just pretty lacking

>>32433235
What're you planning on playing next? Did you finish Breath of the Wild yet?

>>32433235
also fuck kartos

>>32433354
I gotta get back to BoTW next. I stopped after getting the last ancient beast thing so I guess not too much left there. Then I have to get back to digimon.
The question is then, why did I just start a new run of white 2?

>>32433382
Because Ron left it in the trash?

>>32433382
Upgrading all the armor can keep you busy a while. Then of course side quests and shrines and your photo album if you care about that (you can just buy all missing pictures if you can afford it). All I have left are those 900 koroks, which I have little interest in gathering.

>>32433382
You better have picked Tepig as your starter.

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>>32433777
it hurts me a bit that I have to fight an osha in rival battles ;_;

>>32433814
>Ron
>Timid
i dont believe you, game

>>32433814
>That OT
Op is a girl named Britney

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>>32433904

>>32435493
We have a general.
>>32371306
To answer your question, yes, but Explorers of Sky is strictly better.

>>32438237
There was literally no need for that, but considering this is our only thread for the next two days I can't blame you.

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What's his endgame?

>>32440058
To make Risellan great again and expand his bitch empire.
Think we'll ever see his dad?