/ss/ - Snek Saturday

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>>32429278

It's still missing something important.

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>>32429353

>Serperior used Coil!

>>32429128
>Not Snek Sunday

Guys

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>>32429982

Saturday is better anyways.

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>>32429128
Didn't we have one last week, or two weeks ago or something?

>>32430586
there was one like two weeks ago that lasted forever

>>32429128
>The claw helping Linoone to stand up straight
Cute.

>>32432261
>Linoone

>>32432261
>Linoone
Hang yourself

is there any love for Dragonair/Dratini in these threads?
my Serperior collection is satisfying but I need to diversify

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>>32432261
They're both cuties but that's not Linoone

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>>32432285
You see them occasionally but Serp and Milotic seem to be the big favorites.

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>>32432248
OP from last thread here, I didn't make one last weekend since the other one had locked literally the day before. So this.

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>>32432755

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>>32432758

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>>32429128
>1.7m

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>>32432603

I'm pretty sure that it's been longer than a week, or even two weeks.

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>>32338760

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>>32429128
>/ss/

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>>32435145

I've been checking the archive for snake threads every weekend and I haven't seen one for weeks. I made this one because I thought people stopped making them.

>>32435183

That was intentional.

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>>32435188
Did you miss it because it was Snek Sunday instead of Snek Saturday?

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>>32435269

I tried all the usual terms. Snek, snake, serpent, Serperior, Milotic, Dragonair.

I literally use the archive to try to find snake-themed threads in general so I can post in them.

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>>32435303
You seem pretty dedicated to snekposting.

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>>32435327

There's no other reason to live come to this site.

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>>32435337
Don't you like non-snake Pokemon, or is the shitposting too much?

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>>32435356

I like a few of them and I lurk a few of the other threads sometimes (Wifi General for example) but the rest of the board as well as most of the boards on the site are irredeemable. Nobody wants to talk about their interests. Attention and (You) are the only things that matter. The faster boards are an ouroboros spiral of garbage that devours itself in search of attention through creating more garbage.

The slower boards are better in this regard, but I don't have much interest in them either because their subject matter isn't particularly appealing or because I simply have no interest in talking with other people about the subject at all.

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>>32435394
I won't say you're entirely wrong but I don't think it's that far gone. Either way, to each his own

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>>32435463

Have you tried not going to an imageboard or an imageboard archive for a week? How about two weeks? If you separate yourself from the noise you'll return to find it distasteful.

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is steelix acceptable here? Or do folks consider it to be more of a worm?

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>>32435492

I'll still accept it.

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>>32435476
I've left and come back a few times now, I just enjoy the posting format too much.
>>32435492
I have no Steelix to contribute but if you've got some, feel free to.

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>>32435509

It's addicting, like sticking a drug needle into your arm. You can say anything, do anything, act in any way you choose and you will never really face any consequences. People will talk to you no matter what the subject is and no matter how smart or how stupid you demonstrate yourself to be.

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>>32435528
I mostly just lurk and save/post images, the rest is just a spectacle. With something like Pokemon there's only so much discussion to be had. Lack of inhibition is always going to be an issue with anonymous posting, but the worst stuff is easy to ignore.

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>>32435573

And I only come here to talk about snake monsters so we're about even. The problems bother me, I don't believe in "I don't care leave me alone about it", but there isn't much I can do short of refusing to participate as much as my selfish desire to talk about snakes every week will allow.

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>>32435603
Well, I hope you get your wish of a thread full of snakes and snake discussion. Just don't make it too weird.

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>>32435667

I don't have much luck with that (and this thread is already proof of that). Thank you for the well-wishing, though; here's hoping you can enjoy all the snake threads you can read yourself.

>>32435509
>I've left and come back a few times now, I just enjoy the posting format too much.
there's just nowhere else like it, every time I want to leave because this place is full of fucking idiots there's a thread just nice enough to keep me around

reddit and forums suck shit and are full of drama, really anything with names at all sucks shit, even pseudonyms

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>>32430512
>>32432755
>>32432758
>>32432762
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>>32435327
>ywn have an extremely dominant Milotic wife to love

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>>32435856

How dominant is extremely dominant, though? I want to know what I'm missing out on.

I want to kiss a Serperior!

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>>32435890
Their faces aren't very practical for kissing

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>>32435906

Maybe they can't smooch you back but you can certainly smooch -them-. And then they can French kiss you back at least.

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>>32435910
If regular kissing is impractical then surely Frenching is out of the question.

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>>32435954

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss

Snakes, even Pokemon snakes, probably don't have proper lips to give you a kiss on the cheek with. But I'm sure that you could stick your tongue into their mouth and have it struggle snuggle with their tongue.

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>>32435967

>have it struggle snuggle with their tongue.

2LEWD

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>>32435982

Theirs always wins, and not just because it can coil completely around your fat blob of a tongue like their body coils around yours either.

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>>32435890
>>32435906

>>32435856
>ywn be that buizel

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>>32436098

You can be the Buizel in your dreams, anon.

>>32436013
>>32435982
>>32435994
>ywn have a tounge battle with a serperior as it coils around you

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>>32435492
>>32436218
Rock sneg was my first shiny.

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>>32436640

But those two aren't the same size at all.

>>32436727
Maybe the Serperior used Growth to get to Milotic's size?

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>>32437090

Then as far as I'm concerned the Serperior should use Growth another five times to be much bigger than the Milotic.

>>32435492
>Iron snake pokemon

It's more of a snake than what's normally posted here.

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>>32437608

Milotic and Serperior are both snakes, though.

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>>32437105
Growth caps at 6 boosts though. Not that having two large sneks would be bad at all.

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Servine needs more art

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Obligatory 'i want to be a snek and fug another snek' post

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Don't mind me, just an ordinary Milotic passing through

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How is she so cute, /vp/?

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Would you bathe with your sneks?

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>>32437830

I know, but the Serperior only used it once. I want them to use it five more times on top of that.

Two VERY LARGE snakes is an ideal situation.

>>32440173

Of course I would. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

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>>32440173
Pretty sure that's a yes for everyone here

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>>32429128

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>>32442979
Hot.

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>>32442994

>Snivy and Servine are only tall enough to come up to a 10 year old's chest
>suddenly upon evolving it can serve as your bed when it coils up

Hot.

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>>32443146
Comfy

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>>32443442

Very comfy. Snakes give the best hugs.

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>3.9m
Can I be a snek too?

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>>32443534

No, go back to being buried in the "ugly shit" box along with the sandcastle.

>>32444056
That's a really small Serperior

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>>32444099

I prefer to post really big Serperiors but people don't tend to like them.

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>>32444112
I like them

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>>32444147

Because you have good taste.

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>>32444112
>>32444147
Sneks are big, BIG!

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Obligatory F U G snek

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>>32445791

But still never big enough.

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Ash's Snivy turned me into a snek fan

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Weekly reminder
Scans never ever

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Tfw no belly dancer snake waifu

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>>32449815

She isn't a Pokemon anyways.

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>>32449850
Which is why life is suffering.

They could be cashing in kn some of that monster girl bucks. They already design for the furries, no moral high ground left

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>>32449850
That's a smol water noodle

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>>32449885

They already are with characters like Lurantis and Salazzle. Besides, I don't want them to replace bestsnake.

>>32449894

Small is cute but big is better.

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>>32448946
Are you sure?

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>>32449967
Considering I haven't seen anything but those two cover pages posted anywhere, it's a pretty safe bet.

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>>32451024

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>>32451157
Post more? Or is this a clever ruse made to get my hopes up that scans exist?

>>32451404
I have some page to it, but not the whole thing. The shots I do have would catch me a ban though.

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>>32451676

If you have winte's part, would you upload it to imgur or postimg or another file hosting site? I'd really appreciate it.

>>32451686
Here's an especially lewd one. I don't know who 'winte' is but the only images I've obtained is from extensive reverse image searching.

http://imgur.com/a/XqDUw

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>>32451737

Thank you for that bit at least.

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>>32451737
Better than nothing, I honestly wasn't sure you'd deliver to be quite honest. Maybe someday someone who can read nipponsteel can find the rest.

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>>32429128
when the fuck did these come back?

Does Gyarados register as snek?

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>>32452262

When someone decided to bring them back. You can do it too, you know.

>>32453093

The worst snek but still a snek.

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>>32435856
cute

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>>32453158

He should be used to providing breakfast by now.

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>>32454017

The best pairing.

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I wish I was the samurott

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>>32454989

It's a good thing to want, anon.

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>>32453158
L-lewd

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How do you all feel about smogon's snek fakemon?

I really love it, and it makes me sad knowing it'll never be a real thing cause "muh Bibb bull"

>>32444112
Behold the Biggest Serperior!
Tremble before its might

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>>32455737

>forbidden fruit

It looks a lot like a Serperior reskin (it probably is, isn't it?) but aside from that fact: I like it a lot. Maybe because of that fact, actually.

>>32455822
>>32455783


What I'd like to reply with would get me banned. But as always, big snakes are best snakes.

>>32455899
Let me guess, A Serperior Coiling a Building with two big dicks?

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>>32455967

You'd have lost your money if you'd bet any of it. No, something much more.. looming. And female.

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>>32455974
Damn, think it about it you must be talking about Jiroda's pic

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>>32455986

At least you're well read when it comes to world-devouring serpents.

Yes.

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>>32455899
Nah, sprite is in a different pose than serperior's.

They got a 3d model coming up from scratch too.

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>>32455737
It's a nice concept, but as you said GF would never approve it because bibble.

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>>32456004

The model itself is well made, but I don't know about the leaves sprouting out along the back. They don't translate to 3D well.

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>>32455822
>Posting vore
inb4 ban

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>>32456026
>Snakes eats its prey alive

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>>32456081

>best waifu

But that isn't Serperior, even if it's close.

>>32444056
I'm disappointed. I thought snekbros were above objectmon hating like furfags but I guess not.

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>>32456198
But that's not even Milotic.

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>>32456251
>>32456198
Best waifu is Servine

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>>32456269

Closer but still not true.

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>>32456269
I wouldn't normally agree, but that's an adorable Servine.

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>>32456992

One cute picture of something shouldn't be enough to turn it into your waifu.

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>>32457033
>Only having one waifu
pathetic

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>>32457226

More than one waifu will destroy your laifu.

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>>32457234
More for me, then

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>>32457544

You can have all the inferior ones you want. I'll take the biggest and best.

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>>32460137
>Biggest
But that's Steelix, anon
Also Growth doesn't count

milotic probably has a 2 foot dick

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>>32460565

The Pokedex given sizes are average, there's always a possibility of having a bigger or smaller specimen. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Personality_value#Size

>Growth doesn't count

Maybe not for you.

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>That one anon that always derails these threads with size fetish shit
Every time. Go to /trash/ if you wanna jerk it so badly.

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>>32461553
As long as he's posting snek and keeps it SFW, I don't see the problem.

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>>32466181
I'm indifferent to the sizeposter but I can definitely see why someone would get upset. Imagine if it was something like a diaper fetish (I'm not trying to equate "likes big snakes" with "likes wearing diapers" I should note, just trying to give a more extreme example); even if every image was SFW and didn't have piss stains or shit stains or anything like that, you could see why anons would get upset, right?

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>>32461553
>>32466181
>>32466397
I sorry, for love this much the fetish

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>>32460137
>He doesn't know how normal distribution works

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>>32433213
Asian kids game, man.