"Give us all your mons or we PEG you till you die!"

>>32418858
Well, I was gonna give 'em to you anyways, but now I'm torn.

>>32418858
Nah bitch, I'm the one in charge here.
You call me daddy.

>>32419142
Mmmmmm time to fap

>this fucking thread

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>>32419026
Do you feel in charge?

>>32420395
I'll let you make the first move

>>32418858
>unsheath kartana
>decapitate them with one single leaf blade before they can blink or react
>emotionlessly watch their blood shoot out of their necks like geysers and see them drop dead
>sheath kartana
>heh...... too easy...

>>32420457
Dont forget to clean your fedora

gay

>>32418875
nice

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>>32418858
Hmmmmmm

>>32418858
I kill them in self-defense, because punks like them are stupid enough to not have guns.

Peg THIS
*Unzips dick*

>>32418858
Wish these cancer roleplay threads would be banned to /trash/

>>32418858
ca-can we at least get a drink first, bright eyes?

>>32420457
>sheathing a dirty katana
Those fucks need a lot of care.

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Post sexy grunts

>>32418858
What would they do if I whipped out my fully erect penis and told them that those were the only balls I had?

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>>32426319

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*charges special thot-removing powers
*breaths in*
>THOTS, BEGONE FROM THINE PRESENCE

>>32418858
>>32420395
>>32426319
>>32426517
I want to spunk in these punks and take responsibility.

>>32418858
Here's a more likely scenario. I keep my mons and I peg you.

>>32418858
Get out of my fucking way or I SHOOT you until you die

>tags: vanilla, vaginal, nakadashi, leglock, kissing, blowjob, heart pupils, handholding, X-ray, purification, delinquent, Skull Grunt (female), Sun
when

>>32427756
>vanilla
yeah no thanks

>>32427960
homo

>>32426332
They'd whip out a knife, then cut them off and taunt you with them as you bleed on the ground.

>>32428501
Anon, they would rape his dick and then do that. Don't be silly. No gang-girl can turn down an exposed penis.

>>32418858
> unleash the entire party of mon's onto them
>saves me from going to the store to buys tinned poke food.

>>32428611
>not butchering their remains and processing them into meat as dinner for your Pokemon
Barbaric savage.

if I can't escape:
>release my pokemon
>kill myself

>>32428643
Nah man, i'd rather keep things organic and fresh off the bone.

>Gardevoir used teleport!

Hehehe...better luck next time kid...

>>32418858
>*drops to my knees*
please be my gf

>>32428743
Then they kick you.

>>32418858
Lol

>Welcome to alola

FK