why is he so depressed /vp/?

>>32416961
he wants to be a bird

>>32416961
>mediocre competitively
>overshadowed by a pre-evo
>shit merch
Do you really need to ask?

>>32416977
>still thinking that the plushie is bad when it's universally agreed to be top quality in every aspect
What he fuck is wrong with you?

>>32416987
>it's universally agreed to be top quality in every aspect
What the fuck is wrong with you?

It's underwhelming and mediocre in every possible way.

>>32416987
Pokemon plushes are pretty hit and miss, and this ones a miss.

>>32416987
>universally agreed to be top quality in every aspect
universally by who?

>>32416961

He just read what his """"fanbase"""" keeps posting.

He's sad because unlike each of the starters' fanbase, he's the only one that knows every fanbase stinks rather than one particular fanbase because hah, you'd like that, wouldn't you.

Primarina is depressed too, but only because no one lets her be both male and magnificent. Too deluded to find out her fanbase has mother complex issues.

Incineroar is sad because joke's on you, he's not sad at all.

>>32416987
>>universally

lmao what universe is that

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roothoot wasnt real

>>32420229
Incineroar is sad because he stood up and lost 30 points in speed.

he literally could've been the fastest fire starter up to date

>>32420458
Blaziken is and always shall be the fastest due to Speed Boost.

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>>32420229
>Primarina is depressed
Looks pretty happy to me.

>>32420479
Actually Sceptile can potentially be the fastest pokemon ever, if unburden activates while it has agility ups.

>>32416961
He's in a generation where all the starters are trash.