my gardevoir had an accident in the house. I think she drinks too much water. What should I do?
>>32401943
put it down
Rape her
>>32401945
she only peed on the rug
Please I need help
>>32401943
Release it
>>32401943
Euthanasia is the only answer
>>32402005
No N you fucking retard. she has bonded with me
>>32401963
put it down
>>32401943
Diapers are the only answer.
>>32402010
>>32402013
she only peed on the rug because I hogged the bathroom. she just finished a 4 hour binge of MW3. she really had to go. its my fault
whats the average size of a gardevoir's bladder
>>32402053
put it and yourself down
>>32402091
can you stop
look her bladder was gonna burst. the pressure was too much and she had an accident
>>32401943
>>32402118
put it down
>>32401943
Well now who let that happen in the first place?
>>32402170
i did
>>32401943
I saddens me to say this, but at this point, the only option is to put it down.
>>32402201
she's right next to me. there is NOTHING wrong with her
>>32401963
I would consider euthanasia in that situation.
>>32402209
put it down
>>32402209
Take it to a pokecenter to put it down.
>>32402209
ANON!
Think of your safety. I know it must be hard, but listen to me anon and put it down.
>>32402238
>>32402226
>>32402221
>>32402201
>>32402156
>>32402091
>>32402013
>>32402010
>>32401945
NO YOU FAT FUCKING RETARDS. YOU JUST WANT TO WALK IN THERE AFTER SHE IS PUT DOWN AND STEAL HER BODY
>>32402259
put yourself down
>>32402259
That is not my intent, anon. If you don't believe me, after you put down the Gardevoir and yourself, you can put me down as well, so I would not be able to do anything.
>Another fucking fetish thread.
That's it, you asked for it.
OP here. all this "put it down" stuff is making her cry
>>32402039
this desu
>>32402286
PUT IT DOWN
>>32402286
No.
No no no no no no no no no.
Put it down, anon. Put it down right now.
>>32402289
put it down
then it will stop crying
>>32402286
>>32402308
There's still time, anon. Put it down before anyone gets hurt.
>>32402289
Putting it down will make the crying stop and bring peace.
>>32402315
Nope, you fuckers need to be taught a lesson.
>>32402308
>>32402315
I took her to the doctor. she's perfectly healthy. I need her to help with my PTSD from when I was molested in boyscouts. plus I got her when she was a egg
>>32402336
FUCK!
>>32402308
>>32402344
put it down
>>32402344
You need a human handler, not a Pokemon.
You also need to stop RPing, we have /trash/ for that.
>>32402346
OP here. no more put it down. if you stop I might have a surprise for you all
>>32402344
You shouldn't rely on such things. What will you do when she goes away one day? Who will you rely on? You need to be stronger, anon. You can get over your PTSD with your own strength.
Put it down.
>>32402367
put it down
>>32402367
Put it up
>>32402361
Fuck off.
>>32402361
>>32402367
>surprise
Put it down.
OK I'LL TAKE HER OUT IN THE WOODS WITH MY GUN
>>32402344
Most people use barbistol to put down animals, in high doses it would cause her heart and brain to deactivate and shut down within minutes and would end up with her defeating and urinating prior to brain failure and death.
Point is putting her down would just cause more accidents.
>>32402380
put them in diapers
>>32402383
no gardevoir tits for you
>>32402388
Post image.
>>32402406
>tits
anthro shit put it down
she's gone. why god why
>>32402420
She'll forever live in your heart, anon, pure as an angel. You put it down. You are a man. A hero.
>>32402420
put yourself down
>>32402404
>>32402431
WAIT SHE FOLLOWING ME. I FORGOT THAT SHE'S IMMUNE TO BULLETS
>>32402420
HE DID IT
HE SAVED THE DIGITAL WORLD
>>32402475
Don't worry anon, it's just an aftereffect. We all see things for a while after you actually stop a beating heart, take a life. It'll disappear soon.
>>32402490
SHE'S IN MY HOUSE. SHE WANTS SOMETHING
>>32402503
Put it down, it'll stop wanting things. Or put yourself down, she won't bother you afterwards. Two easy solutions.
>>32402510
SHE WANTS YOU TO STOP THE AUTISM YOU POKEPHILES
>>32401943
Take her to a pokemon center to see if she has pokediabetes.
>>32402526
put it down
>>32402471
>again
Teach her the wonders ofgeometric topology
If that doesn't help, make her eat an entire basket of eggs. Once a day.
what the fuck kind of autism is this, a new species?
>>32402982
put it down
>>32402986
only thing that needs to be put down here is OP
>>32402982
Quick! Catch it, before it runs away!
don't be silly gardevoir doesn't exist
>fed my gardevoir too many pokebeans
>she can't stop farting
what do
>>32403028
put it down
>>32402039
I agree with this sentiment. Probably need some real thick ones too
>>32403028
Take it to a farm upstate
>>32403028
Sniff them
>>32403028
Feed her half a basket of cooked eggs. Apply the rest directly to forehead.
>>32402420
She probably just went to go buy Pokepampers for herself
>this entire thread
you people are fucking disgusting
>>32403094
Welcome to 4chan.
>>32403094
put it down
>>32403028
you should have her sit on your face. Thats what i would do.
>>32403107
Don't you fucking force this meme. It didn't even make sense in this context.
>>32403028
Make her sit in the bathtub with you. You now have a jacuzzi.
>>32403094
According to natural progression, next up is the literal shitposting.
>>32403145
But what if gardevoir has diarrhea?
>>32403163
put it down
>>32403151
>there were people that did this in the stalls at school
fuck you for reminding me of that
>>32403151
>>32403163
And here it is.
The sad part is this isn't even against the rules.
put it down
>>32403163
I'm not going to lie. That prospect kind of turns me on.