>Wake up >See this Wat do?

>>32398263
go back to sleep, theres nothing an 11 year old could want that would keep me from slapping snooze

>>32398263
Check the mirror to see how anime I've become.

Wake up again

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>>32398263

>tfw I'm not chicken-chan

Be bummed out

>>32398273
/thread

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>>32398263
Make a comment on how retarded her outfit is, notice her smooth skin, becoming unable to control myself, push her on the bed, do a lot of licking, lick every part her skin, from face to tummy to arms and legs, remember she's lost her virginity to every single men in Alola, take her virginity too, live happily ever after.

>>32398263
Wonder how she got so tall that she'd tower over my bed like that.

>>32398307
god thats hot
i wish someone would do that to me

>>32398263
Question what an 11(eleven) year old kid from Japan is doing in my house

>>32398263
let her fondle me

Question why and how someone stuck an image of Chicken-chan to my ceiling.

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>>32398263

>>32398263

Ask her to show her feet off for me.

>>32398263
"who the hell are you?"

>>32398263
>let me tell you about the Jews

>>32398263
Question her a bit before I capture her. This represents an entirely new, presumably sentient life-form, and it's female no less! We'll harvest some eggs and figure out a way to get the eggs fertilized until we have a sustainable population of the creatures. Within 30-40 years, the real experiments can begin. Until then, we stick small. The advancements we could make in so many fields with another sentient species to finally compare against ourselves are just staggering

>>32398263

Force her to eat my unwashed asshole

Run away