Confession thread

>>32395785
You have autism

>>32395785
I fap to Floatzel

>>32395918
THE FUCKING MADMAN

I only use male pokémon

I like to make mono-weak teams

I have never entered the battle tree

I have never used 80% of all pokemon

>>32395785
When Megas were first announced I had the same thought.

>>32395785
I got moon on day of release and I'm just now doing the raid at Aether paradise

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>>32395785
>>32395918
Whenever I play Diamond, I always make sure one of my final 6 was a floatzel and that none of my Pokemon share types.

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>>32395785
I have delusions. And they're not holy. I see things in my mind I don't want to. Often about Pokemon characters and Pokemon themselves. A few times, I self insert myself in those delusions, as a villain. I do terrible things. Really terrible things. I start hearing sounds. Screams. Cries as I pluck out the wings of a Charizard. Wailing as I take drag them through mud. They're not always evil. Sometimes, my delusions end up doing good things. That's rare, but it happens. Sometimes, they even do gay things. I did it willingly at first. I thought up scenarios in my head, and played them over and over again. But now, I've lost control. I see something, and it might spark a delusion. Thoughts pop up in my head and the more I try to ignore them, the more detailed they get. I wish it would end. I never imagined delusions could be so hard to watch sometimes.

I know how to breed competitive pokemon but I have no desire/too afraid t actually play competitively.

I've bred and hunted for competitive tier shinies but hate battling other people

>>32395785
I too have never mega evolved but thats only because i only use new pokemon when I play a gen and none of the new pokes have megas.

My favorite UB is Guzzlord.
My favorite region for the Pokemon added is Sinnoh.
I used Hydreigon in Gen 6.
My favorite Pokemon is NFE- Rhydon.
I'm not sure whether to use Pokemon for sentimental value or combat capability.

>>32396724
>I know how to breed
You and everyone else, just few people have the time or autism to

I spend more time thinking about Pokémon than actually playing it

>>32397232
I mean the "real" breeding silly. Masuda with chain breeding egg moves, hidden abilities and all that junk. Still not crazy enough for hidden power breeding though.

>>32397253
So do I. It's not exactly rocket science, it's just really fucking tedious and time consuming

>>32396724
>>32397232
>>32397253
>>32397268
just inject lol

>>32397253
Have you taken a good look around? Everybody does that, I also take the time to satisfy my balltism

>>32397281
Oh yeah that too. Gotta have matching balls when possible

I go after shiny legendaries and I don't use master balls

I only catch things in pokeballs, legendaries included.

>>32395785
I'm in the exact same boat as you.

I used to scale PTCG booster packs, I stopped after the code card change killed the fun.

I like breeding competitive Pokemon more than I like battling because I get so nervous and sweaty

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I don't care at all about new Pokémon, not only is the bulk of a new dex usually shitty or inconsistently designed, but the increasing number of them makes any major improvement or change of pace in the broader series a far more gargantuan and easily half-assed task than it otherwise should be.

I would rather see the games improve further in terms of gameplay and visuals over 50-100 new pieces of useless shit I'm just going to release or throw in the PC as soon as I get the dex entry.

I always evolve my Eevee in to Flareon.

I haven't done a run that isn't a Nuzlocke since 2013.

I play on Switch mode

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>>32395785
I soft reset for a girl Popplio in Moon, with its long-ass unskippable cutscene.
I have never played through a Pokémon game without my starter, except Yellow.
I've played more ROMhacks than official games since the start of Gen 6.
I haven't turned on my copy of Moon after I finished the story and the credits played because the cutscenes fucking drained me and because Lillie made getting that far such a pain. I know Lillie doesn't ever appear again but I just can't bring myself to touch Alola again, even though I know there are extra trainers to fight and the Battle Tree to tackle.
I was dumb enough to go online in Moon before official release. I've since unbanned my 3DS with a new friend code seed but the shame will never go away.

after playing every game since crystal, i still havent beaten the elite four in any of them

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I use a 43 with Timid nature, full Speed investment and Agility, it overspeeds most Pokémon after 1 Agility. People tends to underrate it because of its slow speed.

I purged a giant collection I had amassed since the third gen sometime in the 6th gen because I no longer felt the need to keep pokemon I would never do anything with.

And I loved it.

>>32398180
hello nai

Never nickname pokémon.

Hated the following pokémon mechanic in Yellow and HGSS.

Gen 3 nearly made me quit the franchise.

Gen 4 brought me back.

I'm indifferent towards mega evolution.

I think the transition to 3D models is fine and spritefags need to chill the fuck out.

Games in general, not just pokémon, should hold the players hand less and reward the player for exploring/figuring out stuff on their own.

A few friends and I set up a league on a different message board years ago and established our own league complete with gyms, badges, etc. we utilized the friend codes and wifi to host tournaments all the while staying in character on the boards when a challenger approached.

I always play on switch mode.

I played through X 8 times, even though it's one of my least favorites in the series
I wish that the other games had as much variety as X

>>32395785

I played Pokemon Moon for less than a week and decided to abandon it completely when it presented me with a Legendary Pokemon that i was forced to catch rather than murder.

>>32396717
FUCK

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>>32395785
>being this salty over mega-evolution existing

>>32395785
>I never mega evolved any pokemon, I completely skipped Gen 6, and I refuse to mega evolve in the future
How to spot an underage DSbabby.

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>>32401189
>being this much of a snowflake

>>32401189
Did you drop BW1 or XY? They do the same thing. I hate when the modern games do that but I'm just curious if you did.

>>32403161
>underage DSbabby.
More like a genwunner

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>>32395785
>I never mega evolved any pokemon, I completely skipped Gen 6, and I refuse to mega evolve in the future

So, in essence, what you're saying is that your pokedex is not complete? And not just that, but that you willfully choose not to complete it?

>>32403386
>mega evolutions
>necessary for dex completion
>implying they aren't just form changes
Nice try

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>>32403406
>thinks that skipping a gen means the pokedex can still be completed

have fun with your ban/endless hours in the trading lobbies

>>32403419
I'm not even him but I never played RSE and I have a full pokedex. Suck it f/a/ggot.

I haven't touched Pokemon Sun in months. I'm so bored with it. I decided to go back and play through Platinum and get all the ribbons on whoever turns out to be my biggest bro and transfer them up.

I soft reset for good natures on any Pokemon I use in the story.

I didn't bother to finish the Nat Dex until Sun.

Never finished any gen 4 game because those fucking slow ass battles drained me like a 6 foot tall mosquito.

>>32403439
But you did catch them all right?

>>32403447
Yeah. Took me about a month but I did, I was pretty excited once I finished.

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>>32403431
yeah that's right

I jack off to Pokemon in diapers.

I jack off to Pokemon.

>>32396559
I knew someone back in highschool who did that. I challenged him with my all female attract team, he ragequitted mid battle.

>>32395785
I never took part in any of the contests or their later gen counterparts

>>32403621
He should've beat the shit out of you for using such a faggy strategy tbqh f a m

>>32403641
He had a clear weakness and I based my strat around it, you can't be mad at someone for doing that. It's like playing a mono-fire team and getting mad at someone for bringing water types.

>>32403651
No, no, don't pull that bullshit. You deliberately and knowingly went out of your way just to fuck with him because it triggered you that he used only male pokemon. That's faggotry of the highest order and grounds for a fist to the mouth.

>>32403668
I wouldn't call sticking attract on all my pokemons "going out of my way" but whatever floats your boat.

>>32403698
Keep denying it. It's pretty obvious that you did it. You pull that shit before school yards got pussified and getting a wedgie and a swirlie would've been getting off easy

>>32395785
I only fap to legendaries.

Play S&M. I decided to take a break after ORAS made me burst a blood vessel.

>>32397345

FUCK YOU!

I haven't caught them all in any of the games.
I've played from Gen 1 to Gen 5.

I nevee beat hg or ss, but played the fuck out of crystal. The thing that made me give up on hgss was that when you turned off battle animations it also turned off the pokemon sprite animations when entering the battle. It's the only 2d pokemon game(s) that did this iirc, and no im not autistic.