This is what the world needed.

>>32394967
I would NEVER wear those with a suit. That's fucking retarded. Maybe if I'm cosplaying or am in just casual clothes, but never with a fucking suit.

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>>32394985
*blocks the boardroom*

>>32394985
Yeah, I doubt it'd go over very well at work if I wore those with my suit.

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>>32394967
>>32394985
https://nintendowire.com/news/2017/04/24/bandai-releasing-life-sized-poke-balls-can-holstered-hold-breath-mints/

>These Poké Balls will surely be useful to cosplayers the world over, even if Bandai are primarily marketing them towards office workers, for some reason.

>tfw showing up to work with those things

I'm prepared to see these everywhere at conventions.

>>32394967
Too bad the basic balls are blind boxed and for a full set of basic+special balls (like luxury and quick) you need to get a japanese middle man to buy a set from Bandai's Premium webstore and pay $70+ domestic and international shipping, not mention the customs you'll pay depending on your country.

>>32394994
If your boss decides to wear them it should be fine, don't look him in the eyes though, don't want to destroy the facility in a Pokemon battle

I'm buying 6

>>32394994
protip: no one gives a fuck

t. HR Manager for government

>>32395002
set of 6 with 1 Pokeball, Pikachu Pokeball, Ultra Ball, Great Ball, Premier and Master Ball for 4200yen

shouldn't come out to more than 4500yen with EMS shipping

>>32394985
>he doesn't cosplay as a businessman man from Unova

Truly pathetic

>>32394967
Might be a cool thing to put on your desk, and far better than those shitty pop figures. No one will wear it in their belt though

>>32394967
>Breath mints

They knows their audience.

>>32394967
Who would actually put them on their belts? No one does, even in Pokemon universe. Except those NPC trainers, but they don't count as characters.

>>32396341
Anime characters like ash

>>32396443
Only Ash ever did, and even he doesn't anymore.

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>>32394967
Design seems okay. But we honestly need a Pokeball version of this

>>32394967
That is an oddly specific thing to make.

>>32396467
maybe everyone at gamefreak just has bad breath

>>32396443

Ash doesn't carry Poke Balls on his belt anymore, he just keeps them in his pocket now.

>>32396116
Having every ball be different sounds fucking awful not to mention I don't like some of those.

>>32396874
>>32396874
He's wrong as far as the normal box is concerned, it's actually a pack of 10 randomly assorted from those types.

>>32394992
DLOODODODLOODODODLOODODODLOOOO

*bum*

*buuuum bum bum*

*bum*

*buuum bum bum*

>>32396944
That sounds even worse

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>>32396485
I can see that being a thing

>>32394967
>Not a wearable bluetooth speaker
>Not a wearable harddrive
>Not a wearable charger
>Not a wearable hand sanitizer dispenser
>Not a wearable noose

>>32394967
Seems like a good place to keep my Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

>to hold breath mints
>not to hold Pokémon
They only had one job

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>>32396076
>government jobs

>>32394967

why they are not more useful?!

>>32394967
I have medication I need to carry with me at all times. I would 100% buy this to store it.

>>32397951
LoL

This will go well with my Yugioh deck holder.

>>32396116
>Pikachu Ball
I wish that fucking rodent was dead.

>>32396956
Thats wrong. It goes like this

>doodleolodleloodlelodleloodleloodleloodleloodle

Duuuuuuun dun duuuuuun
Dudu duh dudu duh dudu duh dudu duh
DUUUUUUN dun duuuuuun
Dudu DUH dudu DUH dudu DUH dudu duh

Duuuuuuuuuuuun
dun dun duhn dun duduuuuun, dubadaaaan
duduun dun dut dut duhhhhn

>>32394967
>doublemint dave wants to battle!

they're up on amiami for preorder

4200Y

>>32399660
No no no, it's

>dananananananananananananananananananananananana
>dun dun dun, dun,
>dun dun, duuuuu
>dun dun dun, dun,
>dun dun, duuuuu
>duuuuuun, dunununununununuuuuuun
>duuuuuun, dunununununununuuuuuun

>>32398141
that way nobody has to question if those pills are for your psychosis

>>32394967
breath mint pokemon when?

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>>32394992
>>32396956
>>32399660
>>32399745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIzYD7PFuOM

>>32394998
>"Hey Bill, what's the matter?"
>"That big board meeting is today, and my breath reeks! I would've brought some breath mints, but my pockets are filled with other office related materials!"
>"Don't worry Bill, I gotcha covered"

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>>32401964
Just the image alone made me break into a retarded gigglefit.

If you lived in the pokemon world and had a job (two impossibilities) you'd be all over theses.

>>32399705
Underrated post maximum kek

>>32399705
Fuck my sides.

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>>32399728
Just preordered.

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>>32399728
>$42

>>32399728
Wat

That's way too expensive.

I want some. An ultra ball would be cool.

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>>32402543

>>32402573
I also just minus the last two 00's since it's mostly around the same price
The point is that it's still fucking ridiculous

>>32402582
I do that too, I was just being a smartass.

>>32402590
But you're gonna buy them so you're not smart, just an ass.

>>32402653
Yeah I guess so.

All this reminds me of is that anon asking about good strategies to basically become a mind dispenser. He wanted to be called "the mint guy" since his father's co-workers called his dad "{insert name} the mind guy"

Somebody post the screencap if you have it.

>>32402753
Someone made a reference to that.
>>32399705

people that wear pokeball breath mint holders. probably need breathmints, but are never in a social situation mandating their use.

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>>32402753

Here it is.

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>People will start trading balls with each other to get full sets of certain types

>>32394967
Looks cool actually. Would buy

>>32403270
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00151787&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dpokemon%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1

>>32403303
Was not expecting them to have different balls. Thought it was only in pokeball form. Still nice. Hope they make them for others like the apricorn balls and luxury

>>32403332
It starts with a pretty good selection already. I'd love to have a set of Premier and Dusk balls.

>>32399635

Headcannon it as a fast ball

>>32402543
the price is for 10 of them