Your Pheromosa is acting weird, what do you do?

>>32391714
Give her a hamburger

>>32391714
How weird we talking? Is she hissing at girls even coming near me or is she acting embarrassed over something?

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>>32391714
feed her!

>>32391714
Step on it

>>32391714

Send it back to Ubers.

>>32391714
>implying bugs can blush

Wait, I actually HAVE one of these?
I thought this was sun, where no comp value flows...

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>>32391848
It's a bug from another dimension.

>>32392207
Thought that hand was her and she was tipping her crown-thingy or something

>>32391714
Get insecticide spray.

Pack her bags and send her to Ubers

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>>32392207
Cute!

Ban it

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Pheromosa being clingy with me is nothing new. This isn't weird by any means.

>>32391714
Weird how?

>>32391714
You're going to have to be more specific than that if you wish for me to accurately answer the question.

>>32392258
The face of friendzone

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>>32391714
She's discovering a lot of new things and it's all part of growing up in a new dimension. Nothing weird in that

use brave bird

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>>32391722

>>32391714
Rape her into obedience

More cute sticc

>>32391714
Take it to the Pokémon Center

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>>32391714
Refill her.

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>>32391714
Why is so much of phero's art just having it eat stuff

>>32393741
Because it is extremely thin.

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I love and hate Pheromosa. Reminds me so much of a girl I was obsessed with.

Don't look up fanart of Phero on tumblr unless you want to gauge out your eyes.

>>32393778

>Reminds me so much of a girl I was obsessed with.

details

>>32393794
She was a male cockroach that wore a frilly dress to protect her from the dangers of the world after molding and had huge eyes

>>32393810
haha XD

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>>32393794
There's really not much to tell.
She used to be my co-worker for a short period. Mostly kept to herself but sometimes I'd talk to her, her interests in anime were cool.
I tried contacting her after she quit the job and she basically responded with a "lol who's this" despite having a previous chat with her in the same app. I unadded her after this and try to forget.
She was tall and slender, beautiful. I'm such a faggot for still remembering her.

>>32393302
Chicken-chan is grabbing it's crotch, is that weird?

>>32393887

No

>>32393874

You're more of a faggot for letting her get away. Don't let it happen again.

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>>32393903
How would I theoretically chase after a girl like that?
She had interests beyond my scope of things (skating n shiet).

>>32393903

This. And if you move in and she doesn't want you, move on.

>>32391714
Tell her to take some carbos

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>>32393756

>>32391714
take her to the local pokemon center and ask the nurse to see what's wrong

>>32392258
alomomola

>>32394052
Maybe it's the angle, but phero is way taller than it should be. It's only around 5'11, which is how tall Guzma is I think.

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Smack her on the ass with a bug swatter.

>>32394192
Chicken is an 11-year old girl who comes from the equivalent of Japan. Not going to be the height of ya Boi.

Ignore the problem.

>>32391714
Make her play Parappa 2

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>>32391714

>>32393371
I would have called you a sick fuck, but it looks like a cockroach, and Cockroaches need somebody to love them

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>>32393982

>>32391714
pop out the cart

>>32394131
>doesn't like being touched
>take it to a pokemon center

Yeah that's totally not going to end up with pheromosa killing something

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My Pheromosas are still so very clingy with me!

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>>32394988

>Alien-Out
>Not Raid

Good luck with that

>>32396923
I don't think either would work.

>>32393778
>Don't look up fanart of Phero on tumblr unless you want to gauge out your eyes.

Did tumblr make her fat?

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>>32394231
Anon thats hot to think about

>>32393778
>>32396964
Not finding anything eye gouging there. Mostly good stuff so far.

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>>32393302
I've been showing mine lots of things.

>>32391714

poke it so it would faint

>>32397788
Like what?

>>32399693
How to reproduce.

>>32400706
I figured.

why 4

>>32402389
The portals were only open for a few minutes.

>>32403120
but did they just not like ultra space or something

>>32402389
why not 4

>>32403674
They're attracted to Anabel for some reason.

>>32404614
prove it

>>32393874
>beta doesn't get the girl and vents on the internet
go back to /r9k/

People are actually attracted to the nasty bug?

>>32404689
Yes.

Stop giving me that look or I'll squash you with this sandal

>>32404641
What else is an anon to do?

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Don't worry. I know what to do.

Since when she wears shorts?! Take those off you look ridiculous!!

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>>32404630

More.
I need more.

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who needs this roach when you can have

B U F F S T U F F